Be american

>be american
>use imperial system
>get shot with 9mm

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KEK

>be american

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HOLY SHIT

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based

You can't make this shit up

VERY nice

good joke

>9mm

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DELET

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10/10

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good one

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OH NO NO NO NOOOOO

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American niggas be like
>how did he die?
>he got shot with a 3/64ths of an inch

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How will Americans EVER recover?

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Noice

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But it is an imperial round.
>Placeoforigin German Empire

hehehehehe hoohoohoohoohoo

holy shit

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That was actually a good amerijoke. Been a long time.

Great thread 10/10

KEK

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Thanks for reminding me to try to lobby the government to switch to the metric system

>be american
>use imperial
>use AR15 chambered in 5.56 to shoot up high school

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Bump

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I want to give young Mio a big hug.

Lmao this one is going on reddit.

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Ok this is epic

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Thank you based Norge, just came from work and this is literally the first thing I see, all thanks to this bump

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the man who killed a nation

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america will never recover

Put me in the screencap

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eggcelent!

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We use both t.b.h.
*pours a glass of Bangs from a 2 liter bottle*
*sip*

wtf i love norway now

He was within an inch of his life

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Very nice.

9mm is the best handgun caliber bar none