/brit/

I just like upsetting people in /ck/ webm threads. They hate these videos but take the bait every single time. It's a weird fetish I know, but I love it

So the ultimate test of 8 guys who average 30 vs 1 guy who averages 60 and a couple in the 40s

unironic volcel here

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What's that

yeah but a cushy chinese job is still probably 65 hours a week

Not too keen on this one if I'm honest desu

copecel

feeling sad lads
dont think ill get married
am too emotionally dead for that kind of meaningful connection

All of my posts are LARPs. One minute I’m a white nationalist the other a liberal. Cheeky bastard I am.

might start eating 9 eggs a day

not an incel, but incels are basically right about nearly everything
i've got massive sympathy for them

I was one, but I've put all that stuff behind me

sh/e posted on /gif/ once
doesn't even like getting shagged by men
destroyed the entire illusion

jesus, a world cup, then Ireland test match now this. do they ever get a break?

I’ve a Williamsburg pewter set that I sometimes have dinner off of like roast beef with ale followed by a puff of tobacco on my pipe out on my porch
The larper shall inherit the earth

youtube.com/watch?v=ZDIz0gVWWHk

me wailing and crying

Good thing I’m a sissy trap

Damn look at lil bitch

am incel and hugged a girl today

kek this is me

if I ever got arrested for a post on the 'chon they wouldn't know to do with me.

The man of a thousand faces they'd call me

bent twat

nah I could actually go out and get laid pretty easily even have a couple of girls I could message atm and probably organize to fuck in an hour’s time but I’ve decided to spend a year putting my life in order before pursuing women again

>but incels are basically right about nearly everything
Like what?

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=I-sH53vXP2A

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are you an incel if you make absolutely no effort to meet girls whatsoever (though you may passively desire to)

extremely fucking based, lad.

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no then you're a volcel

that’s me. i don’t consider myself an incel because i don’t particularly hate women.

the harsh and darwinistic reality of women, sexual selection and hypergamy
most of their theories and takes are close to truth

Incels are right about dating apps not necessarily rl dating, pursuing women IRL is pretty different

It's hardly strenuous work

Lads, I think malaponte is here...

women arent worth it in the slightest

haha love doing this too
like to listen to very diverse types of music while out and about and get into appropriate characters

walking around with my nose upturned and refusing to even deign to look at beggars as i stride past listening to classical music

loping down the street with a faraway look in my eyes and a lopsided smile as i float on waves of dreampop

stamping down the Tube steps as the Sex Pistols blares in my ears and spitting in front of police officers i walk past

meekly blinking and rubbing thr bridge of my nose and cowering away from people while clutching my books to my chest and listening to timid ambient beepboops

sprinting back from the gym with some classic hiphop and grinning maniacally

i could go on
autistic? yes
fun? extremely

Absolute belter

Why are you so angry
Who hurt you sweetie pie

Holy fucking cringe get yourself on meds you grim little mental case

might get short back and sides

Post arsehole

RUNNING THROUGH THESE HOES LIKE IM ALEX MINNASIAN

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im not gay and i certainly dont hate women i just cant be arsed to actively pursue them seems like effort that im better off investing elsewhere

hope this is real and not just a shitpost because i would enjoy it more if it was real

i like how people say 'who hurt you' not as a genuine act of care, but simply to get upvotes

Yes because if you’re good looking girls will literally stare fuck you all day ask for your number and proposition you for sex at bars or over text

Massive cope this

pics? would love to dom you and fill you up with warm cummies.

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I know lol, that's why I didn't want to join my local team.
>standing around for hours to try and catch a ball

Remember a thread from like 2008 where some lad claimed to have made that meme

Oxford bender

is that actually it?

youtube.com/watch?v=r--wz576ke0
hate this mong
why are the "best" unis in the world filled with people like this? they simply don't understand life

having a small willy is not the end of the world if you're ripped and handsome

You in Montreal? I need my boypussy bred :3

HOPPIN IN THE WHIP
AND IM MOTHERFUCKING CRASHIN IT

arse buggered?

lad...

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I look beggars in the eyes and then refuse them change

I don't take pleasure in it but they're like pigeons, you're only making the problem worse by giving them money

The 'inspo

youtube.com/channel/UCrI5U0R293u9uveijefKyAA/videos

a new kino channel i've discovered to sink hours of my time into

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i pierced your sisters buns

I play cricket. It’s fun.

What if they do this but you decline

thought so
never really held any animosity towards women
so the only prerequisite for inceldom is being ugly? shut the fuck off leaf

you know i dont consider myself autistic or even abnormal

but every time i share personal anecdotes on brit i get a halfadozen bewildered (You)s. its happened like 3 times so far
wonder if maybe you guys can see something I cant

t. incel

chucking a spastic

lots of women have asked if they can fuck me but i go "sorry, your card has been declined"

i don't have sex with women and i hate women: incel
i don't have sex with women and i respect women: soyboy
i have sex with women and i respect women: normie
i have sex with women and i hate women: me

>i dont consider myself autistic or even abnormal
other people make that decision

cringe cunt cant wait for the summer holidays to be over with so you're back at school and can barely post here fuckwit

have children

rorke currently debating walking 20 minutes to pick up some gamer fuel(full sugar coke) from the 24 hour tesco, but terrified at the thought he may see a person of colour on the way

Peng. Whom?

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

BUT I GET UP AGAIN

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

BUT I GET UP AGAIN

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

BUT I GET UP AGAIN

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

BUT I GET UP AGAIN

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

thing is that nobody irl knows about any of my secret hobbies or odd behaviours
so they all think im normal, but equally they arent fully informed

An incel thread? Fascinating

Left the laptop in to the local IT shop to be fixed

What are the chances they're looking through all me stuff

t. the aforementioned soyboy

A race war is looming, which side will you be on?

Honestly feel bad for incels. Most probably could break out, but the effort required is completely monumental if you're cursed from birth with being slightly ugly/short/tiny dick. Whereas women literally need to just not be fat. It's just not fair.

toilfu wants me to impregnate her but doesn't realise it yet

100%

honesty is a detriment

The winning side. Because whites are inherently superior

i can be if you can.,

100%