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fag

elephants store food in their bums you fool

latinas are much closer to europeans genetically (some look no different to a spanish or portuguese girl) and are penger, in my opinion. your kid will basically look like a mix between an anglo and a mediterranean
marrying an asian leads only to misery and elliot rodger

Never had an Instagram

>tingtong asmr

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>1st august

oh god make it stop

Latinas vary in looks a lot because it’s not a race really. I would probably prefer a Latina though but I feel an asian would be easier and less trouble, more subservient.

only incels marry asians

they call me the nigger

Mediterraneans are just Christian Arabs

Anglo-Med mixes are basically quadroons

Since when was race mixing a political statement? Fully intend on diluting my white genetics and it’s no ones business but mine own

they cal him the nigger

it's tingTING

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They marry ugly Asians, not good looking ones.

>Sheeran owns 22 properties that cost him about $58.5 million.
How long until he's broke?

3 years of NEETdom

How do I explain it on the CV?

Bit of a piss take that Toilberg expects you to be working nonstop

don't fall for memes, asians are just gold-diggers and you will end up separated or divorced, so many horror stories come from men marrying asians

the orient is cruel and godless while the latin world is passionate and godly, remember that

have had sex with a girl i me ton instagram

was good

huge fucking chebs
huge ones
dangly chebs
firm chebs
big chebs
bigguns
biggaroonies
huge fucking chebs simple as

sauce

you don't

Just lie

it should be a human rights violation to bring half asian kids into the world

*noodles on the geetar*

If you require a woman to be subservient you’re almost definitely going to get cheated on

mercurynews.com/2019/07/31/ed-sheeran-buys-neighbors-homes-to-silence-their-complaints-over-noise-parties/

find some company that went bankrupt and say you worked for them

Maybe you’re right. But they just seem so feminine and docile.

>They marry ugly Asians, not good looking ones.
no such thing irl 2bh

read this out in your accent and loved it
yeeeeerdge fackin chibs

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bloody hell lads just realized the time haha what am i like

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What ever you do do not marry a chinese

oi mate give us a strum

Not many women cheat in the Middle East or africa

got a couple of years of NEETdom in before uni so they just look at my grad date and on lmao

i imagine they struggle to fit cheating into their getting raped 24/7 schedule

Still here

5 more hours of toil

New woman arrived and turned up the music, I've had to put my headphones on

lol

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I hope you get murdered tonight you sick disgusting cunt

honestly lad be quiet nobody cares n you know it just go to some cheesy lgbtq forum where u can get the attention u crave smelly gaylord with brown skin that wears dresses

Amir is not only a paki sex offender in a dress but also incredibly boring

*gets up and leaves the room*
*you hear me noodling again through the wall*

youtube.com/watch?v=fKtNawQ3cxM

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PBSO

shagging a poo

why do you got to be such an insecure little bitchboy? Moni is basically a celeb her and she is well liked tbf

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sucking a noodle

he plays childrens card games

@ the american spaz
mate dont even start your flag isnt even worth my finger tips

you get many strange characters on /britfeel/ it appears

are you so normal?

how is she sick/disgusting?
a cunt yes

me? patience of a saint, quietly masculine, witty, unembarrassing, fearless, erudite, and something of a sex bomb. womankind fears that i will cheat on her, not the other way around - but above all things i am faithful

youtu.be/PBBSYK20-T0

This one is dedicated to my imaginary Dutch gf who would crush my bollocks on a routine basis if she existed

he's a pedophile

why are working class people so fucking ugly

men want to be you, women want to be WITH you

>films girls shitting
sick
>wears womens clothes as a last ditch cope at being smelly and brown
disgusting

got a bit of a mushy banana today

you can take some pills for that mate

filmed his flatmate shitting and put it on r9k
took her name for his tranny larp after the case fell through
touched up kids at his amusement park job
when he meets people the first thing he asks is if theyre a virgin and if theyre white
he used to fantasise about his sisters putting him in nappies and castrating him
pissed in other flatmates drinks
pissed out of the window
pissed himself at work

Picking calluses off me feet and putting them in an empty can of dark fruits

seething with rage right now

Bet I could declothe you, penetrate you forcefully and make you embarrassed and watch as your masculinity dies away as you sob in tears when I am bumming you all clandestine like

think im a bit pissed to drive to maccies but the kitchens being painted and i can't get in

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ill head down pharmacy see what they can do for me

duality by slipknot

...

>pissed out the window
this is just good banter

The music at work is too high

I believe it's a SONOS speaker controlled through an iPad, is there any way I can hack it remotely?

*sees a free open can of dark fruits*
don't mind if I do
*takes a swig*

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CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIN

didnt poley used to do credit card phishing scams too?

eating scrapple for dinner

rip

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>he used to fantasise about his sisters putting him in nappies and castrating him
wtf
top fucking kek

and his first recourse when something goes wrong is to illegally correct it, like phishing the flatmate to get onto her facebook and see if she was talking about or avoiding him, or hacking an ipad speaker at work

listening to some alain de botton

*blasts off*

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>Ey Bazza....Bazza mate.. wake up.
>Well, we 'ad a little chat with Norf F.C, told 'em how you been to every Norf F.C match and yer' their most loyal supporter..
>They sent Ngubu... He's actually fookin' 'ere mate open yer eyes. Ngubu, Mbwembe, Bolwe and Mtuba! They're here mate, they want to thank ya, they want to thank yer for yer support

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drinking

what happened

Norf meme was funny for about a week