What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems
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wanky
lads i’ve just completely lost my sense of smell?
Lol this happened to me once
>Shagging my ex gf
>we broke up at this point
>I was smashed and 8 pints deep
>she was touching my pelvis and it made me think about all the other lads shes been with since
>lose erection
I blamed it on erectile dysfunction cause of the beers and cigs of course. Just dont ask about previous sexual partners or think about her in the moment and you'll be fine.
lads i've just completely lost my nigger?
You know the best advice I got is always think about what you're doing not what other people are doing. You can apply to anything, shagging, socialising, friendships etc.
gamers rise up!
Makes you think doesn't it
snowflake mentality
fuck off bender
wonder how ovie's doing
hope he's well
>don't think about it
okay, i guess that's my only option
thats what gave me anxiety in the first place ahah
average yank couple
It worked for me. I'm a more fufilled bloke now not giving a toss about what others think or feel
Say if you were shagging somebody and you were thinking about what they were thinking or what you were feel it disassociates you from the realness of it. Just focus on busting one and you'll be fine. Also stop masturbating.
have made the executive decision not to wank tonight but to wank tomorrow night
ah i see
good advice desu
not going to follow it
but it is genuinely good
is that another rule then:
don't think about what the girl is thinking about you or your body? just fuck and enjoy yourself?
big up likkleman
YTeah its pretty self explanatory, you've got this far with the girl. So why worry about it now? Just go with the flow
bold decision
just read a tweet from a liberal yank boomer and it made me angry
having a think
the willy was not impressed.
Go to sleep losers
miss playing habbo hotel lads
take me back to late 00's lads
i hate myself
blog on
holy peng
source???
PSYCHOSOCIAL
PSYCHOSOCIAL
PSYCHOSOCIAL
why?
just ordered a 'za
getting me shags up
ben shapiro's sister
want to vomit
if i had a threesome with priti patel and tulsi gabbard (involving a lot of them taking turns sitting on my face) i think i would die happily immediately after orgasm
you reckon he porked her
You snorting?
I'm Jewish
ok this is grim
prefer mine with a glass of gamer pee and poo meatballs.
this but throw in a few pungent farts from penny mordaunt
Is ireland considered a cool place in britain?
No he's in the closet
im a pathetic loser
pretty pengtel
LOL
got me nob out for the lads haha
is this you is it
>I suffer in the UK, all of our women are dogshit and ugly, blah blah blah
dude I'm SUCH a dooomer!!
i dont see whats funny
old buildings cannot stop the suffering
Did this to Lachie's pizza earlier
lol
but you're also surrounded by beautiful, funny, and witty women/people, tons of culture that you exported to the rest of the world, a great, near-perfect history and beautiful accents, on top of that your people make great music
what the FUCK is there to dislike about the UK?
a lot you dumb fucking redditor. "epic culture and landscapes and banter xD" doesn't fix depression
UK is unbearably grim
well yeah I can’t fix my transcombulator
Do you know why?
Shoot yourself
epic post my friend. btw how do you upvote here?? im used to reddit
sound like whiny babies desu, UK is fucking great
We also have a lot of ugly unfunny women/people, tons of shit culture, accents and music
>but you're also surrounded by beautiful, funny, and witty women/people
kek
>tons of culture that you exported to the rest of the world
now the rest of the world comes to us and it's grim
>a great, near-perfect history
only good for a museum/gallery visit, not much else and doesn't really make day to day life better
>and beautiful accents
not everyone speaks like james bond most accents are grim
>on top of that your people make great music
maybe a few decades back, now it's all yankified shite
I can tell
fucking hate it when tarquins and foreigners go on about our great countryside
96% of the population lives in disgusting, run down post-industrial shitholes
the only architecture and history I see on a regular basis is brutalist soviet style tower blocks and graffiti laden rows of brickhouses populated by druggies and wogs
this country is a shithole, fuck off
That's just how the movies depict England. This is really how it looks and the people are terrible (just take this general as an example)
>walk outside
>see this
>be "depressed"
you're arguing with losers browsing brit at 3 in the morning mate britain is great irl
go live there then, reddit faggot.
see kill yourself reddit fucking cunt
>But the cities!
Lmao just move bro
Do people in this thread actually take money on the dole or just joke about it?
yanks reference Martin Luther King as if they're referencing Jesus
it's ridiculous how much they worship him
kys amerimutt wasn't talking to you, fuck off
hi lads :3
/britfeel/ has more dole scroungers
all jokes. everyone here is rich as fuck
yeah i know you're 100% right, it's just because they're fucking NEET fuckup druggie losers, britain is unironically a goat tier cunt
>losing my dental next week
shilling for epic on /v/ is the most fun i've had on 4channel in ages
Why did her touching your pelvis trigger those thughts?
Because he was killed in his prime. Sort of like Kurt Cobain, who would probably be some insufferable has-been with an annoying overly political twitter feed if he were alive today
lmao stop projecting soycuck, bongland is amazing
i'm welsh, not tarquin, and i live in the countryside, it's comfy here
caused a shitstorm in class many years ago when I joined an online game we were playing with the name "snortMLKsAshes" so that the name would pop up on the screen at the front
listening to joe biden and i can smell the strong stench of cigarettes in his voice, somehow. don't even know if he smokes, just has that vibe
有
I don't know, I was drunk and she had never touched me there before and I wasn't thinking straight. I was a mess at that point in time as well, properly miserable at University with a whole load of issues going on in my life basically. Better now like.
uncle joe is a dirty ol perv probably just left a strip club before the debate
Lmfao
what does this have to do with British culture?
yank hours
grim