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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems

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poo nigger poo nigger poo poo nigger

wanky

lads i’ve just completely lost my sense of smell?

Lol this happened to me once

>Shagging my ex gf
>we broke up at this point
>I was smashed and 8 pints deep
>she was touching my pelvis and it made me think about all the other lads shes been with since
>lose erection

I blamed it on erectile dysfunction cause of the beers and cigs of course. Just dont ask about previous sexual partners or think about her in the moment and you'll be fine.

lads i've just completely lost my nigger?

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You know the best advice I got is always think about what you're doing not what other people are doing. You can apply to anything, shagging, socialising, friendships etc.

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gamers rise up!

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Makes you think doesn't it

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snowflake mentality

fuck off bender

wonder how ovie's doing
hope he's well

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>don't think about it
okay, i guess that's my only option

thats what gave me anxiety in the first place ahah

average yank couple

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It worked for me. I'm a more fufilled bloke now not giving a toss about what others think or feel

Say if you were shagging somebody and you were thinking about what they were thinking or what you were feel it disassociates you from the realness of it. Just focus on busting one and you'll be fine. Also stop masturbating.

have made the executive decision not to wank tonight but to wank tomorrow night

ah i see
good advice desu
not going to follow it
but it is genuinely good

is that another rule then:
don't think about what the girl is thinking about you or your body? just fuck and enjoy yourself?

big up likkleman

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YTeah its pretty self explanatory, you've got this far with the girl. So why worry about it now? Just go with the flow

bold decision

just read a tweet from a liberal yank boomer and it made me angry

having a think

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the willy was not impressed.

Go to sleep losers

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miss playing habbo hotel lads

take me back to late 00's lads

i hate myself

blog on

holy peng
source???

PSYCHOSOCIAL
PSYCHOSOCIAL
PSYCHOSOCIAL

why?

just ordered a 'za

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getting me shags up

ben shapiro's sister

want to vomit

if i had a threesome with priti patel and tulsi gabbard (involving a lot of them taking turns sitting on my face) i think i would die happily immediately after orgasm

you reckon he porked her

You snorting?

I'm Jewish

ok this is grim

prefer mine with a glass of gamer pee and poo meatballs.

this but throw in a few pungent farts from penny mordaunt

Is ireland considered a cool place in britain?

No he's in the closet

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im a pathetic loser

pretty pengtel

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LOL

got me nob out for the lads haha

is this you is it

>I suffer in the UK, all of our women are dogshit and ugly, blah blah blah

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dude I'm SUCH a dooomer!!

i dont see whats funny

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old buildings cannot stop the suffering

Did this to Lachie's pizza earlier

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lol

but you're also surrounded by beautiful, funny, and witty women/people, tons of culture that you exported to the rest of the world, a great, near-perfect history and beautiful accents, on top of that your people make great music

what the FUCK is there to dislike about the UK?

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a lot you dumb fucking redditor. "epic culture and landscapes and banter xD" doesn't fix depression

UK is unbearably grim

well yeah I can’t fix my transcombulator
Do you know why?

Shoot yourself

epic post my friend. btw how do you upvote here?? im used to reddit

sound like whiny babies desu, UK is fucking great

We also have a lot of ugly unfunny women/people, tons of shit culture, accents and music

>but you're also surrounded by beautiful, funny, and witty women/people
kek
>tons of culture that you exported to the rest of the world
now the rest of the world comes to us and it's grim
>a great, near-perfect history
only good for a museum/gallery visit, not much else and doesn't really make day to day life better
>and beautiful accents
not everyone speaks like james bond most accents are grim
>on top of that your people make great music
maybe a few decades back, now it's all yankified shite

I can tell

fucking hate it when tarquins and foreigners go on about our great countryside

96% of the population lives in disgusting, run down post-industrial shitholes

the only architecture and history I see on a regular basis is brutalist soviet style tower blocks and graffiti laden rows of brickhouses populated by druggies and wogs

this country is a shithole, fuck off

That's just how the movies depict England. This is really how it looks and the people are terrible (just take this general as an example)

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>walk outside
>see this
>be "depressed"

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you're arguing with losers browsing brit at 3 in the morning mate britain is great irl

go live there then, reddit faggot.

see kill yourself reddit fucking cunt

>But the cities!
Lmao just move bro

Do people in this thread actually take money on the dole or just joke about it?

yanks reference Martin Luther King as if they're referencing Jesus
it's ridiculous how much they worship him

kys amerimutt wasn't talking to you, fuck off

hi lads :3

/britfeel/ has more dole scroungers

all jokes. everyone here is rich as fuck

yeah i know you're 100% right, it's just because they're fucking NEET fuckup druggie losers, britain is unironically a goat tier cunt

>losing my dental next week

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shilling for epic on /v/ is the most fun i've had on 4channel in ages

Why did her touching your pelvis trigger those thughts?

Because he was killed in his prime. Sort of like Kurt Cobain, who would probably be some insufferable has-been with an annoying overly political twitter feed if he were alive today

lmao stop projecting soycuck, bongland is amazing

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i'm welsh, not tarquin, and i live in the countryside, it's comfy here

caused a shitstorm in class many years ago when I joined an online game we were playing with the name "snortMLKsAshes" so that the name would pop up on the screen at the front

listening to joe biden and i can smell the strong stench of cigarettes in his voice, somehow. don't even know if he smokes, just has that vibe

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I don't know, I was drunk and she had never touched me there before and I wasn't thinking straight. I was a mess at that point in time as well, properly miserable at University with a whole load of issues going on in my life basically. Better now like.

uncle joe is a dirty ol perv probably just left a strip club before the debate

Lmfao

what does this have to do with British culture?

yank hours
grim