Missiles incoming. seek immediate shelter. this not a drill

I have an atomic shelter in my garden, go ahead.

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What is life like in Eastern Russia?

Nice tell us more i find it interesting

Same as in other Russian regions, but a bit more calm and comfy. Clean warm sea in walking distance.

I've seen some NKs with their communist party attributics on their clothes irl.

Be like that one HawaiiAnon and fuck my sister

Is it normal for people there to speak English so well?

Not really. I can't even speak it properly myself.

Tho we had alot of english in school and university, so most of the people, especially younsters, can speak meh tier english.

Last question lad, do people in your area/territory identify as Russian or something else? I heard many Russian nationals identify with their indigenous people rather than with Russia

>many Russian nationals identify with their indigenous people rather than with Russia
They're just being edgy

Nah, it's same here as in abstract Moscow. Majority of the people consider themself russians.

Assuming they have time to play that notification, I probably have a few seconds of time.
>grab the heavy blanket from my bed
>curl up underneat the window, like the guy in the pic (so the glass shards fly over me)
>get under blanket for extra protection from heat waves and glass shards / debris
>wait while shitposting Jow Forums with my phone probably
>hope any explosion won't collapse the house or walls, but we have thick solid walls unlike American carboard houses, so it should be fine

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Hope the $$$ we forked out for missile defense finally pays off.
Actually, I live near a PAC-3 battery, and my life is dependent on the quality of Made in USA.

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literally nothing, 90% chance its not real but if it is I kinda want to die already so whatever.

Grab some food and water and walk to the shelter of my apartment building

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Welp, time to die.

rockets are expensive

we dont have any system for that, we only have airraid sirens if thats played we go down to the basement and if you have none you are fucked

grow the fuck up

If you don't put one leg over the other when laying down, then congratulations you just made yourself infertile.

I hope my next existence, in whatever form, is better than this one

right now im living in torrevieja, allied to usa and with a fuckton of rich russians buying summer houses and living here I believe that im quite safe desu