/brit/ - The Important Petition Edition

He's a former UK diplomat

Alri

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why
and a swarthy forner

Just had a glorious bowel movement

imagine what corbyn and tulsi could achieve

simple as

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Cypriot thus a British citizen.

To spite the orange faggot

cringe

Europeans created marvelous works of architecture and art thousands of years before the death of chrisr

tulsi is the only likeable yank

genuinely wonder why it is that tulsi is so popular with right wingers
also genuinely wonder why democrats don't boost her for solely that reason

yeah and they also created marvelous works of architecture and art after the death of christ
methinks the common link here is that europeans are doing it, doesn't matter what their religion is

because she's a lefty who isn't insane or evil
righties mostly like candidates who speak common sense, and tulsi is the common sense candidate

corbyn is cringe

Hes based

>tfw you never experienced the british empire as the white man who brought proper law, order, and culture to a far flung colony

anyone who willingly has sex with Diane Abbott is not based

>tfw you've never decked a man in one swing

>lmao just ruin the economy
only money matters now grandpa get used to it

hmm, did I accidentally click Jow Forums?
interesting, no I didn't

has already went back on her word multiple times
all politicians are the same

Being in employment is gay

Why not? Quite the tale to casually bring out the deed after she becomes PM following Boris Johnson's failure with Brexit soon enough

>the virgin British imperial officer, forcing gay western protestant civilisation on ancient lands and creating proto-globalism and neoliberalism
>the chad British pirate, living truly free in a wild land, living by his own laws, he's his own king, and his ship is his kingdom, boarding ships and taking gold, and spices, docking at ports and getting hammered and shagging caribbean lasses

what was that charlie
couldn't hear you from all the way down there aha

The tories would have to nuke Wales before any substantial number of people would vote for an Abbot lead Labour party.

>ywn fuck ye olde port whore with pilfered spanish gold

*walks up to you*
hey pal, I noticed you looking at my lady here
go screw, buddy
*walks off combing hair*

They won't vote for her, but Corbyn is going to get taken down after the Jews bring up this "anti-semitism in the Labour Party" and take it further than previoiusly.

turns out there's pirate of the caribbean r34

i'm welsh, not a nuke target, and i live in the countryside, it's comfy here

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Corbyn's policies are in line with more successful european countries, there is no reason to believe the economy would suffer. Austerity has failed, let's try something else

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LOL

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Oh hardy fucking har

GDP is a wildly flawed measure of economic success

the only european country more successful than the uk is germany, and corbyn's policies do not look like they follow the german economy

lunch time

She'd go down with him
I beg to differ

Watching The Running Man.

>GDP is a wildly flawed measure of economic success
You prefer BBC, eh?

per capita user
per capita

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has it got to the bit where he runs yet?

Yeah, and his head blew up, lmao

perusing a sausage roll

what haha thats crazy might need to watch this one

Have you honestly never seen it?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Running_Man_(1987_film)

i dont listen to hip hop

nah mate im a zoomer but i have a tonne of films downloaded so i may have it if not ill just get it

not much of a cinephile (though I have been accused)
but very excited to see the irishman and a hidden life this year - both look to be pretty good (though i could see the irishman being a dud)
what films are you excited for?

isn't that set in like 2018/19?

don't care
not one bit

>In the year 2019, America is a totalitarian state where the favorite television program is "The Running Man" -- a game show in which prisoners must run to freedom to avoid a brutal death.
Yeah, need to watch it again this year.

Breitbart or as I like to call it golanheightsbart

nah

hat

Whats it like being a paedophile? The tale was you got caught noncing sick kids at a British hospital you used to work at and then fucked off to Thailand to continue your depraved nonce acts. Can you confirm?

how did they predict the future so accurately i wonder

you're a hat

the tale you just made up in your head? you're a wrongun mate, seek help.
ikr, been waiting since I was a kid for 2032 because I want to see the Demolition Man future too.

Lmaooooo can tell that really riled you

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epic win friend

mental how thailad has larped living in thailand for so long and people still believe it

>August 1st 2019

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ffs bruce, shhhh

Dirty paedo

mate you work at tescos in sheffield drop the larp

>implying he doesn't work at Tesco Lotus

Bruce please stop, everyone will know

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im not completely up to date with the lore of thailad

Tesco is a thing here too but they add the suffix "Lotus" for some reason.

IM NOT NORWEGIAN STOP IT

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why do they have their own special tescos in sheffield?

they add the Lotus bit to make it sound like it's a bit more ching chong

fresh start in the morning de lads

yeh
that must be it

the ride never ends

yeah, didn't ask

oh okay...

sixth time this week

>Corbyn's policies are in line with more successful european countries
such as?

Norman blood flows through my veins

I'm a (you) farmer I need to harvest these crops

dubious claim

post your dna results then

Why yes I did spend my universal credit money on Ancestry DNA tests. How did you know?

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seasidemark has self-actualised

Shoot yourself