/cum/ + friends

night night, ale.

twinz

glad the tranny is gone now

don't be rude to other anons.

there’s always one lurking about, the tranny janny

I had a beer and I'm still not asleep. Wine works better.

just because they're user right now doesn't make them an user. we all know who it is.

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how does that change what i said

based retard

You seem pretty upset about something. you alright there, champ?

G A Y
A
Y

LMAO

no problem, loony.

who's the jann

Ur mum lole

Janitors can't disclose their janitorial status, just as i prefer not to disclose my hiv status.

got another ear infection probably need to change my pillows or some shit

xhamster.com/videos/move-your-ass-swettie-fuck-off-mom-8971447#mlrelated
Just came to this

oh ur gay? sorry to hear that, degenerate scum

based and giftpilled

Hey there

you are gross

I'm an all star

These guys are calling you chicanocel. You daniel johnston shirt guy?

kek

oh swettie....

You're a prude.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dhGZg6sRtsU

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Did a fap to some AMWF porn now I’m going to sleep

Good night hapa

I was literally a hostage at a hookers place and i escaped

I’m a nigger but goodnight

Greentext

I'm a large masculine male, i wish i was asian so i could dispel myths regarding asian masculinity (or lack thereof) and bring forth a golden age of respect to my yellow brothers.
Oh well, maybe next time.

That sucks. I was robbed by a prostitute a few weeks back. Sucks getting jumped with your dick hard eh?

let me suck ur yuuuge bbc, urkel

/cum/ has remained a surprisingly consistent part of my life

how tf do you let yourself get taken hostage lmfao man up

>get high as fuck
>my dumbass 19 year old self thought it was a good idea to get an escort
>contemplate it for 1 hour and just get on with it
>with drew 200$ and took a cab
>came to the place
>call her up
>she wants to eat something
>wtff
>long story short
>i paid her, she sucked my cock, her friend too.
>cum few mins later
>then suddenly they get a call
>its like the cops were outside or some shit
>the bitch ran to the door and put a chair on the door
>she told me shut the fuck up, someone is outside
>she threatened me to get me killed and take my money
>my heart was racing fast
>then the bitch calmed down and the other bitch said i could go and theres no reason for hostage
>i opened the door quickly as i can
>just ran away fron the hotel

I don’t think that’s a good thing

Gay

Dude, this is commmon? Please talk to me mate, im kinda traumtized

what the hell sounds like they didn't even know what they were doing

They are fucked up. Dude i was scared shitless. Had to wait 16 mins for a cab back

how did you get robbed? green text

>grown "man" kidnapped by a woman

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anyone else just really like big tits?

ye

where did this happen?

>needing to pay for pussy

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I just played videogames

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dang i never saw the video this was capped from
possibly the best content of his that i've seen

youtube.com/watch?v=KxZb4u6fAdM

Reminder that females are succubi created by lucifer to suck your souls out through their vaginas

You can only remain pure and retain your mana if you abstain or fuck boys

youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI

I will always love this video

lmao

same

>wake up
>open Jow Forums

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go to bed faggit

I just woke up.

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youtube.com/watch?v=LzREYtF6krY

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real nigga hours, WHO UP

youtube.com/watch?v=7KPLZqNrb8E

Mom is throwing up and whining loudly.

Have some grace, there is no need to bray like an animal, it's just a little puke.

This is the perfect firearm.

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hold up

me

finna drink a COKE at FOUR IN THE MORNING

madman
for me it's dr pepper, the best soft drink

Still not banned from Siege.

The suspense is killing me, I wish they'd just ban me already.

i wish i had some dr. pepper rn tbH
or some barq's

wtf just realized I haven't watched the second joe rogan podcast with alex jones, need to get on that

my fav root beer is jones but that shid is hard to find

>joe rogan

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even accidents are weird in europe and asia

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>drinking the carbonated jew

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I quite love green tea matcha and 7 blossoms.

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>Joe Rogan

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there's no soda in that pic bud.

true, but soda drinkers would fall somewhere between energy drinks and coffee

>If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

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>try to look up meme images of cats holding knives
>get a bunch of cat gore instead
didn't want to see that

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youtube.com/watch?v=bHA4jgw8ZpU

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>only second night of toil
>but at least it’s almost over
>zo is starting to wear off
Wish I could do something about that

If you take drugs, I'm better than you.

Air is a drug.

your love, your love, your love, is my drug.

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I have a love addiction pls halp

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>I will NEVER teach my cute sheltered senpai how to buy a meal ticket

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>banging other guys
based

This is an adorable photo. Looks like my mom and I when I was little, since she was quite large.

Might as well face it you’re addicted to loveeeee