>be american
>see a soldier
>thank him for his service
Be american
Ryan Lee
Asher Long
have never done this
Adam Johnson
in shitmerica you are a hero if you die for Israel
Joseph Sanders
>soldier gets PTSD
>get shot
Michael Reyes
I somehow come across bunch of USFK soldiers (Air Force guys in Osan Base) when I was social volunteering in Korea. I told them Thank you for your service. Was it weird for me as a Korean to say that?
Isaac Carter
I nutted inside a German girl in Frankfurt when I came back from my last deployment. Kinda scares me that I might have a kid somewhere in krautland...
Anyways, you're all welcome for my service ITT.
Zachary Martin
t. Johnny Ramirez
Isaiah Flores
>Iraq
>Afghanistan
>Dying for Israel
Carter Green
Always
Nathan Edwards
No I'm serious. Cause I might feel shame if the troopers thought I'm crazy..
Jack Roberts
Nah they might have thought it was peculiar because American boomers say that a lot, or perhaps locals near foreign bases in countries that like us (ROK, Poland etc) may say it as well but I wouldn’t know
Jason Sanchez
>Americans WILL die for Israel
SAD!
Tyler Hall
We love our KATUSAs and Korean augmentees, don't worry about it gookbro.
Those shifty street vendors and taxi drivers in Songtan though... Fuck those guys.
Bentley Perez
>he tips me for my thanks
>I begin clapping because of his excellent tipping
>my clapping gives him PTSD and he freaks out
>a nearby cop shoots us both 17 times as a warning (he let us off because we are white)
>$235,000 hospital bill
>a-at least I don't live under the tyranny of universal healthcare
Jayden Jackson
Don't lie, I've been to Straya on ANZAC day.
Nathaniel Phillips
Hell yeah. Did you get super day drunk and eat sausage sizzle?
Cameron Ross
I feel better now, thanks.
>KATUSAs
I'm gonna apply for the upcoming KATUSA recruitment. I'm kind of nervous for that. Where you a soldier stationed in Osan base? How was your time in Korea??
James Garcia
>Where
Were*
Brody Miller
>be american
>shed a tear every time a bald eagle flies by
Austin Cox
>pwease no fiwe wowkies i am vetewan fwom iwaq and i have ptsd
Kevin Hernandez
yeeee boiiii
It was kinda wierd seeing all the milfags out at night getting trashed in uniform. If we did that in burgerland we'd get in trouble
I was at Osan a few years ago in the Air Force, but worked with the ROKAF and a little bit of the Army.
I'd definitely pick the Air Force over the Army, especially if you speak good English. If you've completed your conscription the US offers more competitive civilian contractor jobs to Korean nationals, but I don't really know how to get into that.
But yeah, it's super easy work. All you have to do is pretend that you don't understand English well, and then just go off and fuck around with the other Koreans all day.
Daniel Ross
>be German
>start and lose two world wars
>soldiers remind you of your country's shame and failure
>people thanking soldiers triggers you
simple as.
Christian Russell
>marineposter is back
Joseph Bennett
interesting reflection, private Hernandez.