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off for smoko

sub edition: didn’t forget me lighter

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Imagine how fun it would've been to be on a u-boat hunting shipping in WW2.

The uk is a very poorly paid country.
Tarqs in the city and boomers hoggi g senior positions do alright but the rwst of us do fairly shitly even in skilled work

SWEDEN

business idea: get into a coma because dreams are better than real life

THE POVERTY LINE

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Believe me places like Germany, France, Netherlands, the RICHER parts of Europe aren't doing any better.

Just come to America lads if you’re white and european the trump administration might fast track everything for you lmao

Their economies are in recession but their wages are still growing whereas the uk's wages are lower than were in the past (inb4 muh small recent uptick).

Only france seems equivalently grim because of unemployment but i doubt life is quite as dire

and live in a cardboard house? No thanks.

Gotta win a green card first

shall be consuming this

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>finish shagging Emma Watson
>go to use her bathroom for the post-sex piss
>look down into toilet bowl
>she left a “scuff mark” on the bottom of the bowl

France is worse off than England, they don't have a London to prop things up.
>expecting economy to be booming while in Brexit limbo land
Just give it a few years.

My house had an outer layer of cascaded concrete, then behind that are layers of drywall and insulation and the house is cooled by central AC and that’s all standard for a home here

Roofing and all that is the same I reckon

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Wages have fallen since 2008.
Osborne inflicting austerity at the heart of the recession really did us in

Did you purchase the new release of the Incerto?

>no bricks
Not surprised.

used to know someone who put 6 sugars in their tea

Gabish?!

At the time of the Tory takeover the government was borrowing £1 for ever £4 spent by it, now it's £1 for ever £38 spent, it was necessary.

Are you implying that government spending boosts wages for everyone? lol

My two previous homes were brick, I feel like the layered concrete is more sturdy albeit not as pretty

It’s hard to get visas for the US. I think you need to get a sponsor and stuff

whats the lamest:
calling yourself a guru
calling yourself an enthusiast
doing an air dj
saying 'bow chicka wow wow'
going to subway then buying a 6 inch and further cutting that into 2 more parts

Just come here illegally then if you’re not a spanish speaking brownskin I don’t think ICE will care lmao

The average american house? The majority of american houses? Made of plastic and cardboard.

bricks don't stay up during an earthquake

0.6 probability that brit is the best thread on Jow Forums
0.7 probability that a thread about china is the best thread on Jow Forums
0.42 probability that they are both the best

What is the probability that some other thread is best?

It was 1/4 because it was the heart of the recession and governments needed to spend a lot to stop the financial system from collapsing.

Its better for government to get into debt during a recession than for the government to take its hand off the wheel and let the economy tank.
Why? Because debt is long term and can be sorted later (or even inflated away) but a short term shock to economy can fuck things up for decades after.

Labour's precrisis debt wasnt spectacular. Whinging about high debt in the middle of a global financial meltdown is really brainlet tier, sorry.

Neither does concrete.

The last 3 are not lame but in fact very cool

reinforced concrete does

*takes a big sip of your pint while you’re in the bog*

Really wish sometimes that I could have a conversation on 4channel without people presenting memes as facts

It’s all so tiresome

Indirectly yes.
Double dip recessions have been bad for confidence which could have helped lead to the productivity puzzle.

My neighbours brother did that. When his father died he couldnt go to the funeral because if he left America he’d never get back in

The public sector does not equal the economy, you can't rely on a public sector you have to have a strong private sector to afford a good public sector.

>implying houses are built out of reinforced concrete

Yes it does? Do you not know how buildings on the ring of fire are built? High rises have specially reinforced concrete centers and they can bend and sway, bricks would just topple over

Same in a hurricane, a brick home would turn into a thousand deadly projectiles

>comparing sky scrapers to houses

Government expenditure isn't just public sector. Bailing out the banks was 0% public sector - but it shows that private can rely on public.

de ashes

france is the one country i can think of that’s as centralised as the uk

I’m not sure why you don’t think concrete homes here could ever have rebar?

China is the richest country in the world. That there are people living in working poverty over there is disgusting.

Germany is pretty pluricentral too.

Reading reddit comments on that incel documentary the bbc did
>I am a woman in college. There is nothing I fear more than incels
Howling. Why are Americans so over the top with everything

Direland too

If a dem president gets elected I'm going to get a one way ticket and join the queue for amnesty. I might have to pretend I've been there for a few years though.

>Germany is basically the opposite of centralized so it’s basically centralized too

Any dinner plans?

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USA

Ignore the word too and take a chill pill.

It really isn't.

I mean London is bigger than Paris but then every single other French city is much better than the British equivalent. Lyon is far nicer than Birmingham, Toulouse is better than Manchester. Marseille isn't really that nice desu...

thick bastard

As a country in general germanys decentralised as fuck. I don't even know how they manage to have 80m people when they have one 3 million pop city and a few 1m ones

is asking if someone is often bored a rude thing?

Emma Watson is sexy.

I'm beginning to regret Brexit desu.

I mean the EU does shit things but the largest trading bloc in the world is pretty cool.

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thanks it's just a semi too

>Lyon is far nicer than Birmingham, Toulouse is better than Manchester.
What jobs are there in lyon or toulouse though?

>Toulouse

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got a bad cough and some absolutely vile farts on the go
they'd clear a room no worries
each cough forces another one out
it's an unending circle

Taken off my Facebook feed

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For me it is the right to live in 33 countries.
I studied my masters in europe for dirt cheap and was looking at jobs there for a while.

More than in Birmingham or Manchester?

What was your masters in lad?

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i don’t know about that, you’d have to compare the economic data
but i reckon your idea of it is due to the difference in weather, the lack of grim industrial era architecture and culture
lyon has a lot of automotive industry, toulouse is big in aerospace (namely airbus)

How come apart from Paris/London/Moscow euros have such small cities for their population though?

not enough room to build more

I havent got a simple text off a woman in like a year

Our aerospace and automotive areas are small towns. Manchester is media and professional services. Birmingham is mostly professional services with some engineering. (Only talking about skilled work)

get a haircut and hit the gym

we don’t tear down our old buildings to build soulless yank tier shit

Doxxable info.
Involved maths tho

Advice for life lads

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Is the nonce American in this thread or are we safe to post?

we have lots of smaller towns closer together because we didn't have cars when they were built is my guess

yeah but 5 story commie blocks are probably the most space efficient you can get for suburbs

took my dog for a walk

Advice is a flawed concept that relies on the inductive fallacy. Always question it.

30 min late to toil because of the train, again. bet toilberg is already fuming

I’m not ugly and I dress well. I could do with going to the gym but its more than that. I simply don’t know any women

why didn't brits have a wild west era if they had guns and horses and stuff

Train? Just drive your car.

The janny and mods know who samefags but their heads on the chopping block with hiro if they call them out.

me neither haha
but then again i havent owned a phone in 3 years

ah yes, the wog housing units

driving from paris to the suburbs during rush hours? no ty

>get a haircut and hit the gym

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Won't all the traffic be going the other way?

Idea: come sesh with me

Like come dine with me except there's no food and all the contestants get wankered

Nowt wrong with commie blocks when you're single or a childless couple.

A nice apartment is cozier than an empty house

Love how /brit/ is a bunch of incels pretending to be top lads
I imagine seeing one of you scrawny runts down the pub being like 'oi mate can i get a pint of fish and chips' to try to fit in. Pathetic idiots

They did it was called the Norman conquest

theres probably a craft brew called fish and chips

Why are you lying, you odious wog?

both ways are packed anyway

>look at the map
>see areas that signed most
>don't seem to be areas one would expect most illegals to be staying