ITT: Muslim advises

ITT: Muslim advises

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I wish arguments could be simple like that, just quote some holy shit and shut the other guy up.

This one is fucking hilarious.

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I love memri tv inshallah

It's literally a hadith from Quran tho
"Never will succeed such a nation as lets their affairs carried out by a woman." (Bukhari, Maghazi, 82, Fitan, 18; Tirmidhi, Fitan, 75; Nasai, Qudat, 8; Ahmad b. Hanbal, V, 43, 51, 38, 47)
Checkmate feminists, case closed

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based

My fucking sides, animefags.

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How do you even know if these closed captions are real?

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an*me fags on suicide watch

Does anyone have the one where two guys are discussing hobbies and one of them mentions he likes guns and stuff and the other guy says "you should wear the american flag on your turban" or some shit? Always cracks me up.

They're not

They are

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Is suicide a sin in Islam?

Anyone have the morality chart?
Where "Nah man, there are no Jews in this oasis" was one of them?

It's nice to know my fetish will be sanctioned even after the caliphate is established.

Did you think for even two fucking seconds before making this stupid post?

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Depends how many kaffir you take out when you do.

It's also a sin to kill in christianity, yet the church called for religious wars many times.
Just because something is banned by religion, doesn't mean the religious fanatics won't do it and find a way to justify it

>youtube.com/watch?v=m3vGDmdEP_0
Press F for Farfour

The translations are accurate however memri does have an agenda so it picks extreme clips to translate and will occasionally leave out context.
It's like a translation of "american media" only covering tucker carlson calling metric evil and marianne williamson saying blacks should get $500b in reparations.

>Memri TV
>Not the glorious KHEMRI TV
Let's fix that.

ps. Karl Franz is a watermelon seller.

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Btw I just looked it up and it appears that the Bible does not say anything about suicide, and most of the stigma actually comes from previous kike folklore and the application of 'don't kill rule' to suicide as well. But nothing explicit either way.
Qyran on the other hand forbids suicide explicitly. Muhammed said that people who kill themselves will go to Hell where they will repeat their method of suicide forever

> he doesn't know that radical Islam is the final redpill
You should stop paying attention to Western media.

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Meme TV thread? Meme TV thread.

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Well yeah, guess that's fair game. My brother usually just slaps his wife when shes misbehaving, or being "hysterical" when he comes home from work/is in a bad mood (she doesn't work anywhere). Pretty reasonable desu, the US is not a measurement of the whole world, friends.

memri is truly kino

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This one is a prime example:
A "man of logic" is a philosopher, but because Memri wants to make those Muslims look like idiots, they use the literal translation of the term.

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