/brit/

Been thinking the same, especially the bonsai tree but really it seems like that would be absurdly hard to take care of.

really wish the best for our lachlan. hope he makes it

pulling me own teeth out with a pair of pliers i found in the shed

what's wrong with trying to grow a bonsai?

that you bilal?

dios mio...

i didn't until you mentioned a dog. i just thought ok you're talking about behaviour psychology

Shoot yourself

the 'ding list right now

>Knut Hamsun - Pan
>W.G. Sebald - The Rings of Saturn
>M.F.K. Fisher - The Art of Eating

i didnt think about a dog
i thought about pavlova

...

youtube.com/watch?v=6ha_nrlWppo

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I trim my bonsai tree every week. and by bonsai tree i mean my cock and bollocks pubes

Sunni
No

alri

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Fucksakes rorke change your undies

>trying
yeah thats all you'll be doing lad because your bonsai will be dead asap

>the 19 year old half Indian Dave is bent as well
christ

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7 months of the year gone

and i am honoured to be the first to tell you to fuck off rasheed

Actually thought of a frog because of the pepe above your post.

Are you there? Hello

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and ive done nothing
.
fuck off you twat

almost tempted to get back on tinder but remember it’s humiliating and grim

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blog on

melvin is dead

only me, lachy, and turtle remain

do i need a beard to be a muz

rorke, your end will come at the hands of leftypol, mark my words

might just stick to a cactus or the suggestions in then

tis i
turtlemong

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there is NO point going on tinder if you're not at least a 6/10 and even then it's probably not worth it

pretty sure muslims consider not having a beard to be a form a cross-dressing which i don't need to tell you is haram as fuck

You don’t need one, but it’s recommended.

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agreed. thank god I'm 7.4

what if i cant grow a proper beard

Apart from meeting women you mean?

>reading about communism while taking up two seats and putting your feet up
ah yes

You don’t need too, but it’s better if you just grow what you can. It’s sunnah to have a beard but it’s not haram not have one.

gonna go tear-assing around 'nam looking for the shit

anyone want owt

and who are you?

Smart lad

you can always wear a niqab and pretend you're a (muslim) girl

good luck meeting women as a sub 6. and even if you do the 10s of hours of rejections are much worse use of your time than going to pubs/bars and so on

it's just like going to a club, it's a playground for chads and that's it, doesn't mean you can't meet a woman if you don't make the cutoff, but don't expect any results

matched with a Northern English girl she was an au pair
Was playing hard to get in meeting up but obviously enjoyed the attention
came off as a bit stupid so I dropped her after a bit
had big tits

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I think you're a bit confused about communism lad.

>Smart lad

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he can read about it and disagree with its ideology

save it for tomorrow, big guy

IMAGINE reading the communist manifesto instead of reading Marx

You'd have no problem if you stopped behaving like a child.

it’s fine going in if you have no expectations and don’t get upset if a girl ghosts you or flakes out on a date
unfortunately I’ve not that personality, get worked up and take things personally

did you get to feel them?

are you thick?

Wish we were communist or fascist tbqh. Need somebody to literally force me to get off my arse.

And be just like the other men I’m tired of monkeying around

Poor contribution to the thread
Masturbation, in moderation, can be healthy
Bad post
Bad decision
Useless image, please reconsider how you spend your time
Do better Finland
I did not think of a dog
Both are bad
Funny haha
Indoor plants are good. Consider volunteering to plant trees
Fuck him
Bad post
Bonsai is difficult. Probably better uses of time
Perhaps
Bad post, don't respond to bad posts from other threads
Same
All of these are bad posts
I haven't read any of them. I'm reading Dumas atm
idiot
Bad post
Do better Finlad
Bad post
No you didn't
Bad post, bad flag
Bad post
Probably true
Bad ost
Cute, but don't post again
Yeh, but August is the best month
Good post
Bad post
Read a book mate, fucking hell
Working hard this year lad?
more bloggy posts than that
wrong
no
no
cactus is a good idea
maybe even a carnivorous plant to eat bugs
no
perhaps
who cares what htey think
got a source?
bad post
blog on
don't fret

>I’ve not that personality, get worked up and take things personally

The cure is becoming an adult.

my cock is pretty thick yeah lol but why do you ask

ooby doo

that's my point you illiterate tit. in real life personality can make up for it, on tinder all that matters are looks it's very hard to get across how decent you ar etc through texting
nah club is way better
1. you're only competing with other people in the club
2. personality matters
3. girls are drunk

Jeremy Corbyn: We are beset by a secretive parasitic cabal of elites who run all the banks and start all wars and will sacrifice us to further Israel’s agenda

They'd need a forklift for that, bud.

if i told you, the janny would probably think i am breaking rule 7 and use it as an excuse to flex on me

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>Funny haha
>bad post
>blog on
not too shabby

fuck off

literally a black version of me

he even dresses like I do ffs

how do I find this man

no she was vague about meeting up
if I put in a little more effort I’m sure I could’ve but as I said she was kind of stupid and I didn’t feel like she was worth the effort
I’m not really a casual sex person desu more look for relationships

Didn’t Marx write the communist manifesto

I act confrontational on the internet but in real life I’m very timid

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fair I look for both myself.

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With Engels but it's basically Das Kapital for poor retards.

I bet you is a shia init

like for dogs

retweet for cats

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>that's my point you illiterate tit. in real life personality can make up for it, on tinder all that matters are looks it's very hard to get across how decent you ar etc through texting

Only if you're sad, boring cunt.

am the opposite myself

what's the swerve

People in their 30s are utter cringe

You alright schizo

you're an illiterate redditspacing goon

i don't think melvin is dead. in fact my melvin detector is going bonkers as we speak

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the wall

bon bon bon bon bon bon