Why do they pretend to not care about whiteness yet the moment someone makes a thread about them not being white they...

Because UK protected Portugal

>most of us are white

Find it hard to believe we could protect Portugal from a land invasion given we are over 400 miles away and they share a running border with Spain

Why are you so obsessed

UK and Portugal were allies so invading Portugal would mean Spain getting into a war with Brits

He is a burger on a proxy. He can't write in Spanish, aside from short sentences from google translate.

We've been at war with Spain a lot of times and iirc they have invaded Portugal but just couldn't hold onto it, seems strange considering the massive advantage they held

sounds like ireland.

Lol not true

Ireland was Conquered in Norman times and has been under British control for nearly 900 Years since, they gained independence after WW2 because of y*nks pushing decolonisation

oh ok.
totally different . Iberia was under arab control for like 800 years .

Spain is just shitty at war desu

Is this image supposed to serve as evidence towards your claim? It's not really working bud.

They also called some of the natives white

We held them off like 3~4 times, with your help.

It's the reason why England and Portugal have the longest standing military alliance in the world.

Cope

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>over 400 miles away
Is that supposed to be far?

>most of us are white

Why are so many people in this board like you?

Is it Dunning-Kruger?

For Europeans, yes. Look at their tiny countries.

also we are retarded
>napoleon: hey, I know we just finished a war, but want to conquer portugal with us?
>Spain: yeah sure
>Napoleon: then let my soldiers walk right into your capital so we can attack
Spain: I see nothing wrong
and thats how portugal remained safe while naopleon put his brother as our king

When theres an Ocean, 4 Countries and the defender shares a continuous border, yes, it is far but idk what it actually is i just pulled a number from my head that sounded right

they were great for a while. They even saved europe. Well when they were faithful catholics they were great.

Seethe harder

Are you anglos really uncapable of understanding the concept of tans?

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>3rd world countries education

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Proofs?

As if your island looked good

Do you have any words in your vocabulary other than Jow Forums memes, you undersocialised American freak?

He was whited by a dutch mom and still came out nigger

>implying that's not his skin color

Have sex incel

>remained safe
Eeeh... They still took Lisbon and caused our court to flee to Rio and establish it as the capital of the Empire (which in part helped us lose Brazil).

They actually invaded us three times, but we turned the tide with Wellington's help.

Their borders are pretty aesthetic. Don't kid yourself.

Thought so. Pathetic.

He still looks like a latino, is he full spanish ?

>They even saved europe.
When ?

Bad bait

Mediterraneans consider themselves normal-white, with people on the lighter side of spectrum (De Gea, De Rossi) and people on the darker side of the spectrum (Asensio, Pedro, Balotelli).

The rest of Europeans are white but way too white, like unrealistic white, you walk in the sun and you burn, we can't take that seriously, we laugh at you.

whatever, all I want is to trade your politicians for mine

Españistan is white.

His name is Oliver so it's likely.
Born in Spain though.

>principio rescibió pasión de que tuviesen atrevimiento de venilles con aquellas pláticas; mas como el Guatémuz era mancebo e muy gentil hombre, para ser indio, y de buena disposición y rostro alegre, y aun la color algo más que tiraba a blanco que a matiz de indios, que era de obra de veinte y cinco o veinte y seis años, y era casado con una muy hermosa mujer, hija del gran Montezuma,

>Cuando a la hermosura, decían los cristianos que no había comparación, así en los hombres como en las mujeres, y que son blancos más que los otros, y que entre los otros vieron dos mujeres mozas tan blancas como podían ser en España.

>Son estos indios naturales de las chachapoyas los más blancos y agraciados de todos cuantos yo he visto en las Indias que he andado, y sus mujeres fueron tan hermosas, que por sólo su gentileza muchas de ellas merecieron serlo de los Ingas, y ser llevadas a los templos del Sol. Y así vemos hoy día que las indias que han quedado de este linaje son en extremo hermosas, porque son blancas y muchas muy dispuestas.

>Dióse con condiciones provechosas al Inca, que mandó pasar muchos dellos á que residiesen en el mesmo Cuzco, cuyos descendientes hoy viven en la mesma ciudad; tomó muchas mujeres, porque son hermosas y agraciadas y muy blancas; puso guarniciones ordinarias con soldados mitimaes, para que estuviesen por frontera;

>Thought so. Pathetic.

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Trust me, you wouldn't want that...

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Get a personality instead of regurgitating terrible memes.

There is no such thing as a full spaniard, everyone im spain except basques is mixed race

>like unrealistic white
How is it unrealistic white when they're actually most Europeans?

Literally and unironically whiter than you.

battle of lepanto.

>Get a personality instead of regurgitating terrible memes

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Post brown nipples.

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>tan
Lol, this is what a tanned white man looks like. It doesn’t make you straight up dark. Spaniards are just naturally brown

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That's a sudaca you retard

The Spaniard typically identifies as an Iberian celt. He is not. Very few remnants of the true Iberian celts are left in Spain (nestled in the mountain valleys of the Basque). The vast majority are a mixture of Celt, Arabic, Berber. Sephardi Jew and Negroid. In the Americas they degenerated further through interbreeding with the native tribes and sub saharan slaves. The history of Spain is one of perpetual ethnic conquest - from the conquest of Carthage, to Rome to the Moorish subjugation (ongoing). In the New World they where consumed by their host population. It is a matter of fact that the average Latino stands little more than five feet tall, suffers from rickets and carries lice. The proposition that the Spaniard is a brother to the Ayran race represents the greatest threat to the future of our people and our movement. On the issue of religiosity; one looks at the character of hispanic Catholicism and finds all manner of gypsy traditions and pagan ceremonies (even such originating in the depths of Africa - as seen in the abject Yoruba influence through Santería). For it is the Spaniard, not the negro in his basest of forms, that is the primary mechanism through which the Jew seeks to corrupt the Aryan genome. This tactic, while traditionally expressed through Spanish migration along the Riviera, can now be seen in the colonization of Northern America. Do not be fooled by professions of political sympathy (a common gypsy trick in the repertoire of these chameleons) and instead learn to identify this imposter through his mongrel appearance, short stature, the characteristic sloping of the cranium and distinctive odor. The Spaniard represents the perpetual trojan within the brotherhood of white peoples, and it is for this reason that he must be rooted out.

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ana pastor, rosalia?

Your life won't get any less miserable no matter how many times you post this. Kys

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Crazy to think anglos go through severe sunburn and secure skin cancer in the long run, only to look slightly orange

you just posted the solution to the problem
pink nipples = white
brown nipples = not white

even the darker spaniards have pink nipples

What does the name Oliver have to do with anything?

it's a gypsy

Ah, yes... Because all white men look like that.

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White men look like this

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Go eat something, your chronic starvation is deluding you from reality.

When people think of a white man that’s what comes to mind, not dark skin and black hair

White enough for American standards apparently.

>Wanting Mr. Rajesh to tell you which part of the parliament he just shat in

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For the census, yes
For someone not to approach you and start trying to speak Spanish, no

post nipple

Yes, but there are white men of various skin tones and hair colours. Plenty of British guys can easily pass as Spaniards if they spend sufficient time under the sun. I know some myself, along with Portuguese-born ethnically English guys who don't stand out much at all.

You aren't that different.

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But only 5% of Brits look like that
While 95% of Portuguese look swarthy as fuck

*ahem*
>joder jolines joder tio macho madre mia cani que mola que te ha quedado topeguay hostias cani que estoy flipando en colores tio joder jolines joder onda vital songoanda bejeta tranks gÓku lobezno a todo gas tu a londres y yo a california la jungla de cristal don pepe y los globos el tio golpetazo
Goddamn it's like autism in the form of sound. And these fuckers still expect to be thanked for "purifying our genes and bringing religion to our land".

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>Leads to a Instagram tag
Yikes, imagine posting someone else's pics.

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>But only 5% of Brits look like that
lmao.

>While 95% of Portuguese look swarthy as fuck
It is characteristic of us to look more tanned, no surprise there. The guy you posted above is in no way representative of what the average Portuguese person looks like though. When untanned we're also whiter than Poles.

Post more

at least we can pronounce the letter C

way too white and hairless to be spanish

ok

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perro caca

t. mistakes S with C and Z when writing like the illiterate he is

Unironically better than frenchoids in war

>too white
not really, most of the people i know is whiter than me (im from catalonia btw, people get darker in the south)
>too hairless
my father is fucking hairy, my borther is kinda hairy, I never grew a single hair in my chest, I think im low test or something, dont bully please

>curly hair
Dissapointed

when i was a kid i used to think this was like the average spanish with white skin, brown hair and hazel eyes but now that i've been on Jow Forums i feel like this is too white to be the average spanish

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>When untanned we're also whiter than Poles.
Prove it.

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>Patchy facial hair
>Nigger nappy hair
I'm disappointed too.