/dixie/ — The South & Friends

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Bought this earlier and forgot so now I feel like I have an extra and free dessert
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religieuse

does anybody have the angry boomer using a computer that I made
I dunno where it went

okay but only because that's Norm MacDonald

coudl do this too if you want

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idk where i put the tranny chris chan pics but this should be fine

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how do you fail at miming eating a piece of chicken like that dad is

it's hard to eat a fried chicken thigh without picking it apart and i don't think that would look too appetizing for an ad

need the meme georgia flag

really weird american family

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based missouri

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need something more meme-y for NC

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florida needs that pic of bugs bunny sawing it off

idk you could use a pick of mishima or whatever meme existentialist author vance is currently into

how about we just don't include Florida

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based and redpilled

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How many of you retards are actually from the South and not just wannabe racists stuck way up Northeast that probably say jack shit about politics to anyone in person?
>if your town looks like pic related stop posting immediately

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oh look it's this retard again

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damn ya got me good

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Most appropriate use of bubba I've seen

Why are “y’all” so fat

SOUF SOUF SOUF

almost bumped the new thread because I forgot you made a new one

nevermind

k keep us posted

Almost minded

First time posting in this thread sperg, I'm actually from Virginia and I don't want other fucking retards shitting up this thread, which they clearly are.

C'est seul pour le fait que t'as déjà colonisé ce pays que je t'ai donné permission de poster ici.

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please point them out for us so we can continue to not care

biscuits 'n gravy

But user, in my own country I'm more southern than Virginia is to the USA

grrrr HATE fall and bricks and churches
t. yankposters

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littéralement qui

Just scratched my itchy balls with a knife's point
Living that life on the edge

I cut my balls once when I was shaving em
was scared that all my babies will escape their flesh prison, but thankfully it was just crummy blood that got out

sometimes I wonder what is wrong with me

Yes shaving your balls is pretty fucked up

of course a goddamn frenchman would say something like that

suck my baguette, frenchy

formerly c-chuck

Honhonhonhonhooooooon

that's wrong tho

I shave them too tbf
But with an electric razor, no risk of slicing them open

FIRE ZE MISSILES

>changed the blade on my safety razor and now i slice the shit out of my face every time i need to shave
>this has never been a problem, even when i had just started to shave

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I do like Mishima but my favorite author is Dostoevsky

>reading books
lol nerds

Ouh là là

true men only watch short clips from reality shows on youtube and then cry themselves to sleep because they ate too much ice cream again

God a top notch Remington electric razor for next to nothing thanks to Lidl®

why would you shave
everyone looks better with a beard
unless you're some pimple-faced teenager with pubic hair for a beard
I haven't shaved in 2 years and it suits me just fine

do u lik my alagator droring

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because i can't grow a beard

well of course you can't, you're gay

>had massive beard since 17
>constantly asked how I did it
>never once actively thought about it or did anything to groom it, just shave when longish
Who here born alpha

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are hotpockets tasty?
we dont have a lot of those fancy frozen meals arond

based beard bro
I have persian genes so I have hair everywhere

no, meat is fake as shit, pepperoni ones are good though

no and yes you do, it's just German shit instead of American

DONT ICECREAM its the worst shit for weight loss. its packed with calories since its just sugar+fat+aroma

Ginger beard reporting in
I have brown hair tho

testeroni

I said, do you like my FUCKING alligator

it was a joke I swear mom

no we dont, its all dumplings
potravinydomov.itesco.sk/groceries/en-GB/shop/frozen-food/frozen-meals/all

mine too

yee they added all extraflags for other places in Zadar county

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doxed

tf me too

sending you a crate of dragon dildos rn

but what if Nin isn't my town and I just picked it at random?

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they should put the option to put entire addresses into extraflags
actually just put your ID card right next to the flags, that would be the best

it's a nice alligator :)

yes

yes i enjoyed the use of a giant version of the most dangerous animal in florida (other than floridians) to dispose of the state
quite amusing

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Kamala Harris more like Camel of Paris

I swear to god i'm gonna fucking liquidate my property if you don't stop being a fag

Ok crackas

Kamala Harris more like come over I've got some haggis

Perhaps

that's it i'm doing it

Is that your gf's name

REMINDER THAT BEST GIRL KILLED WORST GIRL LAST NIGHT AND I AM STILL DIAMONDS FROM IT
youtube.com/watch?v=Cfp_IIdVnXs

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why yes, isn't she beautiful?

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say it with me
mommy president