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canada usa & mexico thread

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Thank you for your service.

dumb bus doesnt come

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if i went to mexico, what are the odds i could shag hot mexican grills?

Is it common in the north america to cross piss with your mates? I mean when you simultaneously pee into the same toilet.

nice reaction image

yes

haven't done that since around middle school. we called it criss cross apple sauce

depends if you are hot and your personality
yes, touching our cocks while peeing simultaniously on the same toilet is very common among friends

tyty

want to make a post
don't know what to post

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yw :p
don't think about it too much
just post whatever comes in to your mind you wanna talk about

My future wife is _ and also _

some people are really good at knowing exactly what to say to fuck your shit up.

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My god, how beautiful and young they were and now they're just old witches.

maybe you're just a pussy

you've said that before, ukieanon.

poopoo head

I wish to become one of those people

not personal enough, work on your form.
now THIS hurts.

i really hate those people
they get to know you just to insult you right where your fellings get hurt the most :(

like your dad lmao

gotchu sucka

I hate breaking in new shoes

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it's always someone very close.

u win :(((

really? maybe, maybe.

Boy do i love being back home in green and rainy Washington state haha

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ya

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thank God my dad is not like that
true :'(

cute cute hamster. :)

think i might quit being volcel

so is it your "one friend then"
are you still trying to fuck him

huh? what are you talking about?

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my car has been taken so i can't go buy any ice cream. disappointing.
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wtf call the police

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no, a family member did it. still mad they didn't ask though.

the saddest you feel about your car being stolen is that you can't go to the store to buy ice cream? :/

so i need help guys
how will i hide my tits

oh shit sorry, i read that wrong
i thought it was stolen lel
sorry for the misunderstanding

if they didn't ask, that's theft
call the cops

I've been awake for 27 hours, but I need to stay up a few more hours so that I have a healthy sleep schedule after this episode

why would you want to hide your tits?

it WAS stolen
taking a car without asking IS theft

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thank you RCMPanon, but i'd prefer not to.

it's your civic duty as a citizen to report all crimes

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ale, you will never have tits

baggy shirts

maybe he did ask for permission, don't you think?

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ummmm so ppl dont notice i have tits???
wrong
dont like em

he explicitly said here that he did not give consent for the car to be taken

this is grand theft auto

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i'm sorry ale, but if your tits start growing you have to deal with it, the stares of disgust, the comments, everything
you can't hide them
i'm very sorry for this

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i mean, he can but it will be a waste of time cause it's a family member so it's not like he stole it, he'll return it back

theft is still theft even if you return it after, this scum bag "family member" needs to learn to not break the law

it's not up to him, a crime has been committed and it his duty to aid the state in intervening

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i think you're exaggerating :l

actually in the US you can choose not to press charges, and the cops have to accept it, even if you were assaulted.

this type of lax attitude about crime is how you end up with chaos, law and order is very important to maintain a civilized society

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that's not true, many jurisdiction the police can press charges

linen shirts, loose thick fabric long sleeve t-shirts, "gyno" compression undershirts, slightly too small sports bra, sweaters

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eehhmm... no
once again, you're exaggerating

going to the grocery later, what you want boi

im in my 20s and idk wtf i'm doing lol

this is how I imagine you alexis

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birch beer birch beer

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it's a slipper slope, first it starts with things like "borrowing" cars without permission, next they will be committing fraud, theft etc, it's best to nip these things in the bud

as soon as a proclivity for criminal behavior is observable, the person needs to be swiftly punished in order to prevent a further trend towards criminality

can you buy me some grapes? :3
same -_-

Joe biden is creepy

Forgot to pack extra underwear so I have been wearing the same one for three days now.

i'd agree with you maybe if you say if he keeps "borrowing" his car some times even after he was told to stop
you say later he would do actual crimes in which i'd agree he'd need to call the police, but in his case, i don't think he sgould cause it's not exactly a 100% crime
idk i may be wrong

u got it

okay how the fuck do you get into the point in which you use the same underwear for three days straight?

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i wanna be your best friend,
i don't want you to be my girl.
i wanna be your best friend,
i don't want you to be mine.
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red grapes if possible please c:

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Umm what am I supposed to do? Go buy some more? What a waste.

just go buy some new underwear bro

this is why mexico is in chaos

wash it in the sink

>wearing underwear
freeballing is the CHAD way

>checking out at register
>tell cashier thanks please come again

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>Mexico is in chaos for not calling the cops on your mom for borrowing your car

unironically have big balls. this wouldn't work.

yes
an underwear per day should be the normal use
what you're doing is not healthy, user
no, it's for more other reasons

good taste. don't know how people eat green ones when red are available

Hmmmmmmmmm

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You don't cross the streams, bro.

my grandpa took this picture

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r*tards. it's because you don't respect rule of law and let bad men step on you

hot desu
had moments like that
like entering a place and greeting people by saying 'welcome!'

thoughts on this webm guys?

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emmm, it's wsy more than just that i'd say
organized crime doesn't come out of nowhere cause you get yourself be stepped on

green ones are also good but red ones are better imo
idgi .-.
where is this from?

then how come every society on earth has experienced organized crime during periods of moral decline?

wtf

I ain't tellin ya

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