Imagine being French

Imagine being French

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I like anal too

>Top category: French
Why? It's porn, is it really so important that you understand the plot and conversation? Can't you just use context clues to determine the meaning of "OH YEAH TYRONE FUCK MY BIG FUCKING ASS OH FUCK YEAH OH FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING FUCKHOLE WITH YOUR FUCKING FUCKSTICK FUCKING FUCKER OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I'M GONNA FUCKING CUMMMMM FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK OOH AAAH OOH AAAH FUCK!"?

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I fucking hate when people talk in porn. Just moan and do your thing, no one needs to hear you talk like an idiot when you're having your asshole widenend

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The ideal porn would basically be a high budget romance movie with sex scenes. It will never exist though because including an explicit sex scene in a romance movie will greatly limit how much it can be advertised (and thereby nosedive profits) while those interested in porn will just skip the plot.

Unironically hentai is better than real porn for the reason that they can actually have a plot. They're also better romance stories than actual romance stories because they quickly conclude the arc rather than stretching things out with "will they won't they" shenanigans for as long as profitable.

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lrn2 agaceries

STOP WATCHING PORN

we're not attracted to foreigners that's all

I am most certainly part of the "porn should just be porn" audience. I almosh exclusively watch homemade stuff because porn plots and acting feel so fake
However, i do agree hentai can do something porn cannot. I have read a lot of doujinshi where I was invested in both the plot and the fucking

Gods, i miss the panda and all of my saved hentais

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u wot?

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Expected to see BLACKED as the most viewed female category
Pleasantly suprised that I didn't

There is no real equivalent in English.
Yet (I suppose it may be introduced soon, like cuisine and boutique were, when they become advanced enough)
It's female speech designed to arouse the male before/during intercourse, only not vulgar but coquettish.

nigga one of the categories on male section is ebony

They have enough of it in real life. It's probably European countries without a black population that have it popular.

blacked is ebony dumbass

>Unironically hentai is better than real porn for the reason that they can actually have a plot

There are a few French movies with unsimulated sex, which end up being X-rated but aren't porn.
"L'empire des sens" aka "Ai no corrida" is a French-Japanese film and considered an art film, despite real sex.

You're not cute

hmmm? how does that contradict my post?

ill punch you in your ballsack

Literally obsessed

These categories are all really ok when other have incest.

I love watching amateur French porn on pornhub. French girls are pretty and they have nice boobs and ass.

And nice soles too. Louisetmartin is my favorite amateur French channel

The ebony catagory generally means black female, while interracial is bmwf.

i'd rather not

French girl's asses look so sniffable

>Female:
>French
>Lesbian
Hot

Most girls are gay

The little darlings train for threesomes beforehand

Understandable, it sure sucks to live without mass shootings everyday

Instead, you get mass terrorist attacks

Please do better service against the terrorists, thank you in advance

>implying those who register as women in pornhub are not men larping as women

Is AprilEighteen French? I'm dying to know

Every 11 months, yeah

I watched a French woman's JOI video that was in English and the butthurt comments from fr*Nch bois were hilarious

Obviously I was masturbating over an emasculating form of degenerate filth, so I'm not really in a position to laugh, but you can if you like

They were butthurt that it was in English?

Yes

>literally trying to make jibes about the English whilst discussing his masturbatory preferences
No wonder your womenfolk see you as effeminate

>No wonder your womenfolk see you as effeminate
LEMMETELLUABOUTURCUNTREE

What's your favorite French pornhub channel? For me, it's Nina Devine

I already did, Pierre
Now please learn English to a decent standard so you won't embarrass yourself again with your linguistic ignorance :^)

Then find yourself a nice cliff and jump off it. I'll take care of your mummy and sisters :D

huh? I just joined the "discussion"

Just put it on HBrO

You can still eat my faecal treacle

nah, I'd rather not

Do you like Hispanic caribbean women?

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Swedish Amateur porn is the best
I love Miss Banana and Miss Impulse. The former gives great head and the latter has a perfect pussy/butthole combo

>Women love watching double penetration gangbang hardcore

Jesus fuck i hate women so much