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I’m not emmayank but now you’ve really done my fucking nut in, the fact that he has never been rangebanned from uploading but this is the second time it’s happened to me

Why couldn’t that kyoani fire that killed those japs have happened at Jackie 4chans house instead

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Dear family and friends,

I would just like to offer my deepest condolences on behalf of Jagex, creator of RuneScape, a game that I've heard Jacob enjoyed greatly while he lived. I am glad that we brought enjoyment to his short life and pray that he rests in peace

Nothing can ease your pain but I hope that as time passes it will become bearable

Kind Regards,
Mod Kalaya
Jagex Games Studios

I’m an American

It's cool though

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rate my house

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how do you get over wasting a chance with a perfect girl
feel like it'll haunt me forever

youtube.com/watch?v=Di_g9D4yf0g

this makes me feel funny

Literally everyone has seen this already. Use your head.

it gets better

(3-4 years later)

malnourished gimp claws typed this post

demons that howl in the deep drifts will find you easily

*uses my head*

malevolent jobless neo-nazi (genuine) from Maple Ridge, BC, Canada
posts regularly on a British culture thread on Jow Forums(nel) about how he wants to rape and kill his sister Alanah (always unprompted, usually ignored)
carelessly doxed his sister, who appears to be a decent and successful person with a career (though he claims she’s a prostitute)
spams pictures of his guns, knives and nazi memorabilia whenever his masculinity is questioned
pretends to be affiliated with street gangs and more sinister organised criminals to make empty threats
claims to be well-known in white supremacist circles despite admittedly barely leaving the house
dreams outwardly of starting a Rhodesian foreign legion to kill black people
confident that he could have any poster assassinated if they only gave their address (but refuses to give his own)
spends at least 9 hours of every day making endless aggressive stream-of-consciousness posts directed at his sister, the police, drug dealers and random townsfolk, all of whom he’s convinced monitor him on the threads

Cope on
Like a regular Batman & Robin these two

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Word on the street is Emmett bummed him too hard, I'm sure he was a nice lad

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em's face like a slapped arse right about now

was in tears when i first saw this

Was thinking about Jacob today when i stumbled across this by are Emmett. Really powerful stuff. Still thinking of you Jacob

-Melvin

youtube.com/watch?v=lk60ObnbIOk

astounding

sitting duck/10

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seething beta boy

Get over your overly romanticized virgin freak world view. There are literally billions if attractive women on the planet and most of them are similar personality wise.

pretty sure my 20 year old brother is a virgin. he's definitely never had a gf. im glad my parents can rest easy knowing at least one of their children (me) is a based shagger.

seethe on

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small brain

love pushing schizos buttons. he's such a weirdo.

move to maple ridge

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uh oh... just received this

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The new bicycle

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rdon’t find the joking about emmett’s dead friend stuff funny at all
you nasty little virgins

I’m a lot of things but I’m definitely not beta. Like do you even know who I am, what I’ve done? I am by definition an Alpha Male.

and u find him talking about murdering his sister funny?

Holy
Fucking
Kino

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why don't you tell us what you've done?

>I am by definition an Alpha Male.

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whats the definition of an alpha male then?

those murdered tourists are no laughing matter

Woman.

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MY NIECE JUST CALLED ME TOSSER INSTEAD OF STUPID LIKE SHE USUALLY DOES! FUCK BRITS AND FUCK THIS CANCER SHOW SHE LEARNED THIS FROM!

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If you’re here you already know.
You can use an encyclopedia can’t you?

Emmett sweating up a storm

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what have you done? sit in your house all day screaming at your computer? real alpha stuff mate

he’s harmless
Wouldn’t hurt a fly

give me a cup of whotah uncle you tossa

I like this one

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what’re you doing chattin up young girls you nonce

haha knew you'd back off as soon as someone asked for any elaboration. pathetic little bitch boy.

emmetts playing dress ups! cute

what encyclopedia are you in?

>plays neo-nazi dress up in room all day
>yells at computer for 18+ hours
ah yes, a true "alpha"

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Holy fuck it's the BTK killer

Alison Brie's chebs on Gillian Jacob's body

I’ve spent alot of time online for the cause. I’ve spent a lot of time offline too.
>hehe you use the internet? wow, pathetic
desperate

Mental how Hugo Boss designed their uniforms

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its not funny you deano!
my neice is cute

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>I’ve spent a lot of time offline too.

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woah, lay off the sunbeds fritz haha x

what cause?

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anyone tried Hinge for hook ups?
gf says i’d get a lot of matches (don’t ask)

You already know who I am and what I’ve done.
If thats really what I am and do, which im not and dont, what does that make you for orbiting me, following me and riding my coat tails?
the beta

Based Schizo doesn't give an F about nothin'

the reason i want an asian gf is I feel im not alpha enough for modern white women

lmao 3's arms look ridiculous, the copelet physique

>tfw no polish cuck gf

>Do the right thing and stop fucking with subhuman shitskin goblins that you wouldn't even know if it it weren't for me.
>People (I've threatened to murder) are currently laughing at what a heartless piece of dog shit you are.
>Fuck. Off.

life is an illusion

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stop giving it attention

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holy fooken peng

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lmao em on full cope mode the whole hour. wish i could stay to enjoy the show.

>You just had to find that right niche didn't you.
>You just longed for that not to big, not to small semi-famous fucker like yourself.
>>just like meeee teee heeee :V
>what a predictably status-obsessed whore.
>Why I ever convinced myself otherwise Is obviously my own fault.

emmett is a cringe case 2bh

you should be nice to immigrants

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kek this is me

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Beta Males don’t talk to women that way.

I’m intimidated by blonde women they are all just such normies but I desire them