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Beach Fossils edition
Brit
Zachary Jones
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Carter Garcia
fuck all yanks
Jason Lee
Jack Adams
*gets my willy out*
Grayson Williams
>imagine beating the shit out of a man and raping his wife in front of him
beta as fuck
you beat the shit out of the wife and rape her husband in front of her
Aiden Baker
I was heading home on the 225 10 minutes ago. I could hear the driver arguing over the radio but I wasn’t really paying attention. He then stopped the bus, got out of his cabin and said to the passengers “I’m sorry everyone but I have to make a phone call on my mobile as the guy just isn’t understanding”.
He then did something and I just can’t understand. He turned around, bent over with his rear stuck out and facing us as if he were about to twerk, and proceeded to lift his jacket to display to the entire bus full of people the large, wet brown stain rising from his trousers into his shirt. Yes, he shit himself and showed the entire bus full of passengers. I had a front row seat and a bunch of us got off and walked. The bus drove past 5 minutes later so I presume he decided to wallow in his own shit for the rest of the route. Any other mad bus stories?
Elijah Harris
Liam Roberts
this
(I’m a Pennsylvanian, a Pennamite, so therefore not a yank)
Brody Edwards
Henry Johnson
summer actually replied to me when she posted here, beat that
Liam Carter
absolutely screaming watching 99 whats your emergency, some rorke nutjob sends racist texts to a girl he doesnt know because hes dating a half black guy asking her if shes "still taking black seed" and when he was interviewed by police he said he did it for a laugh because the girl had her mobile number on her facebook (who he wasnt even friends with)
fortunately for him he was half titanium because he had some disability and they decided to give him a suspended sentence instead of prison
Ryan Hughes
Remember when I was here posting the nastiest shit just tearing into her ahhh the good ol days
Charles Martin
I instigated this on curiouscat and consider it my greatest gift to /brit/
Christian Garcia
post aishas please
Tyler Kelly
no you have your retarded sidekick do the husband (and the kids)
Caleb Brown
popular opinion is against racism
if you are a racist it’s because you failed to adjust properly and conform to the values of society.
all socially adjusted white guys who own iPhones are against racism.
Luke Taylor
they any good?
Jaxon Barnes
aishas tits will be rewarded with (you)'s
Oliver Sanders
most female interaction u ever had huh lad?
Evan Jackson
remember when aisha and sara had a falling out over Jow Forums haha
Austin Jenkins
what law did he break?
Adrian Gutierrez
Snitch.
Jonathan Price
*puts my willy back in*
Lincoln Gomez
Camden Morales
whats aishas current twitter handle? remember she used to change it constantly
Ayden Adams
conducting an intuitive, primal and highly idiosyncratic psychonautic voyage into my unconscious
Lincoln White
XCOM: Enemy Nigger
Evan Brown
nah man don't chat to the old bill bruv
Austin Gray
Anthony Young
Spent the day doing some hedge trimming. Reckon this kind of work is how old men end up with those massive forearms. Literally all forearm work controlling the trimmer.
Julian Allen
dunno but tell her ill give her a fiver for set of nudes will you lol
Juan Robinson
based rhodesian flag
Matthew Ortiz
>half titanium
what is this
also, i saw a bit earlier where the drunk girl destroyed the cornershop of the indian bloke
Blake Martinez
meandering towards a sad dismal end
Joshua Diaz
Levi Perry
Just don't get why you'd act like this. What compels him.
Jacob Thomas
dear mr janny
there are too many yanks nowadays
please eliminate three
I am not a crazy person
Jordan Robinson
cant remember
Noah Peterson
Carter Carter
Nathan Miller
The AOC in britain is 25 you nonces
Logan Green
Brutal
Logan Jackson
what even is this
Isaiah Adams
lmao is too good
John Nelson
did you watch the entire thing? it was after the smashed shop
Zachary Stewart
>watching 99 whats your emergency
Nicholas Martinez
how about when oxford hung out with her and allegedly shagged her lol
Ayden Ramirez
Oliver Garcia
Non-whites are far more racist than us
Anti-whiteness is the only real racism
Gabriel Scott
Robert Butler
agreed these yanks need to EFF OFF
Grayson Adams
fuck off bender no one cares about you
Parker Gonzalez
women peak at 19.
Grayson Thomas
Germany oh nonono
Colton Lewis
>19 is too young
wtf is wrong with her
Liam Moore
No
Luis Thompson
its 16
its an interesting show
Aaron Powell
Sometimes like to walk extra slowly and kind of amble around at a snails pace
Why not? Got nowhere to be aha
Camden Thomas
nah i turned it off after about 2 minutes
whats's half titanium
Julian Cook
even feminist women put a ridiculous amount of effort into looking good lol
Mason Barnes
missing the isle of man
also the interceltic festival just started in lorient!
Benjamin Stewart
ruined
Grayson Bailey
Lol so true
William Perry
there are no guards inside the prison
only prisoners and the worlds they have made
Grayson Carter
drinking stoli in my underwear
not sure where it all went wrong
Eli Morris
she never liked us because someone criticised her about her weight or something
Isaiah Wilson
beach fossils is a very good band
BUT FUCK PEPPA PIG!!
Connor Ross
holy shit she looks LOADS better without makeup
Jayden Rivera
you know when people get titanium implants or other stuff to strengthen bones/joints in cases of chronic disabilities and serious injuries?
Benjamin Brooks
incel
Adam Baker
who is summer?
anyone got aisha's twitter btw
Matthew Miller
Cooper Perez
im a limp wristed faggot
Grayson Torres
>private
reeee
wow she actually looks really pretty here
shame she's such an insufferable self-absorbed retard
Luis Butler
Thinking about how nice pre sugar tax ribena tasted
we've forgotten how nice all drinks were pre sugar tax t bh. They're making life less enjoyable one step at a time. watering down beer, cranking up tobacco prices. taking the sugar out our drinks. It'll be illegal to sell family bags of crisps for a quid soon
Logan Wood
actual shaggers don’t know what an incel is
Dylan Taylor
whats a good movie i can watch lads
haven't watched one for ages
Dominic Barnes
you haven't tried those things tismo
Andrew Rogers
always read "twitter" in my head in the same way that tim byrne says twitter, as opposed to my standard northern absence-of-most-consonants style
Carson Foster
Anyone else here around 5ft 11?
How much do.you weigh?
Eli Gray
i follow aisha on instagram ama
Landon Ramirez
done that
can do that and play piano
am that
dont know python but i have enough money
i want children
i hve been called a good listener
i want to leave incel
wtf why doesnt this work i do all his stuf
John Rogers
ask amer to piss in it, maybe youll be able to taste the oestrogen from his HRT in his piss
Ian Price
being john malkovich
Ethan Hernandez
zootropolis.
Tyler Ramirez
did they really change the ribena recipe then
Nathan Bennett
you are kind and weak
Nicholas Long
Kidulthood
Angel Torres
alright
looks like cartoon bollocks lad
Jace Cooper
wqot sortaa fing u looking for david
Cameron Perez
infernal affairs
Mason Mitchell
anyone with a twitter should be executed
Charles Roberts
anyone else match with girls on tinder then run into them in person and pretend it never happened
William Ortiz
nope
Andrew Jackson
aisha
Nolan Sanders
Ghandi has a Twitter
Hudson Fisher
*seconds the motion*
Andrew Flores
>see particularly ugly girl
>wonder why/how she looks like that
>years down the line see her parents
it all comes together
fucking hell
for years I thought she had some fucked up birth disorder but, her parents are just two very particularly ugly fuckers
Jackson Hernandez
post pics
she blocked me months ago
Isaac Nguyen