Found girl on tinder

No, he's just retarded. It also used on other languages like Spanish.

>inviting some strange random girl into your home without knowing what's wrong with her or anything

How do zoomers do this?

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It's called hooking up gramps, if you tried it you wouldn't be posting incel threads.

?
Zoomers haven't invented sex during the first date.

>sex with no emotions involved

MIght as well just fap, man.

The only real risk is being taken by the girl desu. Even if she comes out brandishing a knife, if I can get hold of a chair or even a pillow, she's dead

kek @ this exchange

Unless you're actively planning on killing her, the risk is on you. What if she gives you herpes or steals shit?

>Gets one whale on tinder

Geez zoomfag you ever try approaching a girl. Or are you afriad of them . Go shoot up a school

He mate's got her laid bare in there too???

OP here. politely knocked. She said she's putting on make up? it's been almost 40 minutes

laid and bare

she is on Jow Forums asking advice on how to get laid

Ask her if she wants to leave or if she wants some dick.

Ask he if she's vajazzling.

>>she's been in my bathroom for the last 20 minutes
>is this normal in your cunt? What should I do?
Hope you are stacked on Glade

Wear a condom, make sure you have enough of her details to contact police incase of burglary.
She's taking the risk that you're not some perv or a rapist or something

This desu.

kek

She's taking a shit, let her be

Why would she come over to put on make up? Something not right here mate, keep an eye on your valuables and give her clear access to an exit if she doesn't feel comfortable

I don't to sound as an asshole, but maybe she's looking a way to bail out. I've seen it happen to some friends.

maybe she realized that OP is a rapist.

Tell her to leave.
Any normal girl would do that at home.
She's looking for something

Dude she might just be stalling and looking for an excuse to split. No offense - no one's everyone's cup of tea. I'd politely offer her an out.

Based Latin man reminding us of the importance of romance

she's calling for backup.

op's bout to be raped

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call the police and tell them that you have an hostage situation.

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lmao

This. It has happened to the best of us. Don't feel ashamed.

Post a picture of your room. It might explain why she has barricaded in the bathroom.

SHE FUCKING LEFT
So I'm waiting in my living room and she got out of the bathroom.
>"hey user, um, I'm not really feeling it"
>"you seem nice but it's not what I was expecting"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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F

stand really close to the door and begin to progressively breath louder and louder

you can also play this youtube.com/watch?v=xAoFCOWl9mk

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Lmaoooooooo

Shit one lad, happens to us all. You've gotten closer than a good portion of this site atleast. On to the next one!

Should've been yourself, man. Don't know what else to say.

Well no shit.

don't worry lad, you already made a huge step

shit man you should've followed my advice she would never have left

joking aside, you did pretty well. I'm a 24 year old virgin who has only cuddeled a few times. you are honestly way ahead of most of us. cheer up and keep trying

Told you. Don't worry man - that shit happens when you meet people online.

yeah she called for someone to pick her up and just waited in there

Do you think she made a huge dook in there but got embarrassed about? Maybe it was so big it woudn't go down. You could at least go check the bathroom and see if she left you with the gift of her aroma.

youtube.com/watch?v=ohOtDA3dTAA

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JUST CHECKED MY BATHROOM AND THE TOILET IS CLOGGED
IT SMELLS AWFUL
SHE TURNED ME DOWN AND DOMINATED MY TOILET

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SHE WAS TEXTING HER FRIENDS THE WHOLE TIME ASKING WHAT TO DO AND THEY SAID LEAVE HAHAHAHAHA

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Based and Scorpionspilled

lol
big if true

Was she cute looking in real life at least?

Post log.

This is honestly an important lesson in female psychology. They will be very indirect with you

Evidence with time stamp?
You know the rules, turds or GTFO

lmao she probably got super nervous, started getting the shits and then got embarrassed and wanted to leave
but you're an animeposter so i dont feel bad for you

What? Rate the smell

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This can't be real. Even if you post a picture of a turd I'll just assume it's yours and you're making it up for the (You)s.

I knew it. It's a fucking bitch move user. Look we all have been through this kind of shit. If you want to know mine here it goes:
>Ask my crush for valentine's out
>She agrees happily
>I felt really happy and accomplished, it was my first time asking a girl out
>It's valetine's day
>She left me waiting her at the restaurant for all day
>She never came
>"Umm sorry user, my mother didn't let me go"
>Yeah of course, don't worry about it
>Fucking felt like shit
>Fortunately there were friends nearby to support me

It's alright OP. This happens to the best of them. Sometimes girl just leaves a huge log in your toilet and bolts. It's just a part of life.
You have to move on with your head up high.

Just be yourself next time bro

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>animeposter being a sperg and not knowing how to act to the point of asking Jow Forums
I believe it's real

don't you go pick her up?

Honestly I'm still proud of you OP. Guys get very few matches on tinder and only a handful of these matches will ever result in dates. The fact that you got this far means you defenetly have a shot, you just have to find the right person

Holy kek this reminds me of something
> have date over at my place
> watching movie
> kiss a bit but she doesn't want to have sex yet
> goes home after movie
> decide to walk with her for a bit
> just before we leave she says she has to go to the toilet, I go wait outside
> after walking I return home
> whole house smells rancid
> bitch took a massive dump
> never spoke to her again
Why couldn't she just crap at home lads

I'm thinking she rolled the dice hoping that if you walked with her, the smell would be gone by the time you got back.

>a girl pooped
have sex

kek
>at Dave n Busters last night
Like a bar/restaurant/arcade rolled in one for non-Americans
>my friend recognizes a guy walking out the door at closing time
>friend goes over to say hi
>guy walks past him, crying and super angry
>wtf did he get broken up with or what
>we ask his buddies what’s wrong with him
>retard spent $60 in drinks for a girl and her friends and they ended up leaving early without telling him
Shit was honestly pretty funny if I did feel a little bad for him

Unclogged toilet. It wasn't pretty. Smell was worse. Still haven't heard her back from her

lmfaooooooooo

How was the atmosphere before that?

Fuck you

Needing a shit was probably why she didn't wanna have sex

Good user

OP here
I still feel kinda shitty but reading these supportive comments has made me feel much better
I love you/int/

>I still feel kinda shitty
You should probably open the windows.

kill her and kill yourself after killing her

more like
what should i doo doo

I got duped once too user. It happens

she was probably a virgin and too nervous to go through with it

A Virgin in 2019 user I..

wew

hot

This is why you buy escorts every time user.

American woman are trash

she is a cokehead, ask if she is ok, of not take her to a hospital. Never go on another date with her.

>but it's not what I was expecting"
F

I was on high school when that happened.

maybe she needs more toilet paper
try asking her

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