/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

whoa, looks just like forest near my commieblock.

It's alright, getting head from someone else feels better though

any attempt to define "gender" in a scientific context just measures "sex" instead. weird how that works.
any means of defining "gender" in a non-scientific context typically ends in retard shit eating insanity. also bizarre

I don't like colored benis

Made one, buds

wassup, ukieanon

remind me please what am i supposed to answer?
just fine or wassup means you want to know news of my life?

>go to sleep with fan off
>is on when I wake up
silly ghosts are messing with me again, those jerks

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Just say "howdy pardner"

owned totally and completely

normally you could say that you're fine, maybe mention a little of what you're doing recently, and ask how i'm doing.
but this time i'm actually curious so tell me news about ur life

really looking forward to this pizza. I haven't had pizza in months

thank you for your service

You're welcome ;^)

might have teriyaki tomorrow

>science
shut up nerd

well unfortunately there is nothing special.
though i'm thinking to get courses of android development in September and become rich it-worker. Also now i'm in kind of in internet love with female Sven. Always wanted to have girl from Sweden. Of course it's not the same thing as real relations but conversations with are not bad too. What about you?

fixing a trail cam for my grandma so she can put it in her house

that's cool, how long are the courses? is it a college?
did ya meet her on interpals or something?
i'm not doing much desu, i've just been listening to music and playing vidya. i'm waiting for this summer to end so i can go back to uni.

Root Beer is the GOAT soda flavor

Looks good to me. I'd be ok skipping Seattle and the lower mainland though.

at a college**

kek

you misspelled birch beer

best thing i watched this month:
youtu.be/HfwPL-bd_mk

would highly recommend it, especially for foreigners who want to see modern americana

I love birch beer

Also this

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We can just clean it up and hang the elected officials, no worries

THREAD'S THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=Mot3HS8ks7I

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isn't it heresy for a canadian to say this?

Not in Cascadia though.
Could work. At least we wouldn't have to build a good port from scratch then.

>isn't it heresy for a canadian to say this?

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i'm not watching an hour-long video
sorry

i've heard maple syrup from new england is better than canadian syrup
is that true? can somebody confirm this?

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Cascadia will never recover from this (and that's a good thing)

courses take about 6 months.
i met female Sven in facebook this time, interpals is not really useful to be honest.
I tried using Dale Carnegy's rules for winning friends but it didn't work.
What do you learn at uni my man?

I don't know. I've never had anything but pure Canadian maple syrup.

what's it like psychologically to suck your own dick? I notice lots of girls licking their fingers during masturbation and "tasting yourself" being a big part of sex for them. but I don't think it's usually the same with men, even though probably most of us would want to autofellate at least once.

LIES!
really tho I've never had new england maple syrup so I can't compare them. would like to get my hands on some

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stop
watching
porn

yes, specifically vermont

leaf cope

100% accurate

oh i see, it's one of those bootcamp things, right?
that's cool, any plans to meet up with her?
i'm not that surprised lol, isn't that book more for like business friendships and stuff.
i've been studying chemistry. still an undergraduate rn.

BC has the best ice wine.

the finger-licking comes from "porn" (really just videos of women masturbating)

the tasting yourself comes from a former lover. I've since learned to not make a fuss if the girl kisses you immediately after swallowing your load, it's a turn-on for her

cascadians drink birch beer?? i always thought it was a new england/eastern thing.

>he listens to music
>he doesn't exclusively listen to podcasts

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It's not cheap or widely available, but it makes for a nice treat.

>he listens to anything

I've never had birch beer in my life, nor can I remember seeing it here
think it's kinda popular in the maritimes tho

I like history podcasts and No Agenda.

i see. it's available at most grocers here.

I would like to take a moment and tell everyone who lives in the Shieattle metropolitan area to go fuck themselves

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The interstate near Seattle was by far the worst traffic when I drove down the coast.

less packed than the ny metro area

Fin cru guh
Ch th by
Eh guh guh

youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo
Remember when good music was still being made?

just ate a whole pizza

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That's a big porker

nice

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Don't think I've ever met a Puerto Rican here in WA. They must stick to Miami and NYC

That sounds like a fantastic idea.

>Why yes, I am the best city in the USA for quality of life, our state has been rated the #1 best state for 2019, and "Seattle Is Dying" is hyperbolic garbage, how could you tell?

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That song never did much for me. Still better than Nirvana though.

it's wonderful

nuh, it's just talks, i write teen sentences she answers with one. just right in real life kek.
but anyway it's nice. and i still can tell friends i have swedish gf because technically it's not lie, lol.
Chemistry? Nice. I had classmate who is in. He was even teacher of organic chemistry in Bowling Green uni, tho i'm not sure i wrote name properly. Tho i've never liked chemistry because i had low grades.

Unfortunately I've never been to Seattle. Maybe someday.

so do any of you guys dip plain chips in hot sauce or am I a weirdo

youtube.com/watch?v=lnlZTwTKw7w
ha, i'm sure you'll be able to get her to talk back more. just give it time.
that's good, as long as you're happy.
Bowling Green State University, you got it right. that's in ohio.
what do you like? computers?

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never done it, but it'd be willing to try.

If your democrats win and abolish borders I am claiming asylum and becoming a yank and you can't stop me

I don't have a problem with British immigrants.

You might be a racist

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I am 100% a racist

if you are white then it's okay.

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In school i liked history, literature and geography.
well kind of, at least i get along with computer in some sense. i'd want to work as animator in cartoon industry but chances to get job related to this are extremely low here. So i thought about java programming.

Hi tacoma, get fucked

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I don't have a racial preference in immigrants. British immigrants just tend to assimilate well because they're culturally similar.

This except I won't be willing to try because plain chips are waste of time.

imagining a caravan of 10000 British migrants hopping the border

Anglo or celtic native?

dude plain chips are great, so many tasty dips to have them with
ever try onion or dill dip with them? super delish

imagine the state of the country if we just stopped letting people in two hundred years ago. fucking paradise.

Anglo Saxon ofc

9 mil population in 1820

Yeah it's the only way to get them down. Sour cream and onion are one of my favourites. And sunchips.

Wouldnt care t.b.h. itd be a drop in the bucket and if they tried to enter illegaly theyd be put in holding too.

Should be wearing steel toe boots desu

We wouldn't have developed as much. A lot of the railroads were built by Irish and Chinese immigrants. A lot of the labor force was Eastern European or Italian since the 1880s.