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don't forget tourist murderer

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mental that this basically determines your whole life

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>The cult of Aphrodite was largely derived from that of the Phoenician goddess Astarte, a cognate of the East Semitic goddess Ishtar, whose cult was based on the Sumerian cult of Inanna.
Wtf. Is every religion just a copy of an older religion???

incel losers

for fuck's sake brudi

this is so wrong
don't even try to make me feel insecure with your dumb internet memes

youtube.com/watch?v=ilalzTsVp_Q&

get me to spoons right fucking now

why is there so much evil

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Starting to think posting here for several hours every day for the past couple of years is having a negative impact on my mental wellbeing

just go down to your kitchen and open the cutlery draw

kek he framed them boys

I've got the bevvies in lads. Gonna be a good night.

sometimes i wish that nothing ever existed so that there would be no pain

plans?

Now post the one about the momma cat and her kittens.

it was on bbc news earlier and i had to change channels
the kids looked so blissful walking around and exploring while looking up lovingly to their mother

its good for you dont be silly

enjoying a nice corn on the cob

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Listen to dadrock and get drunk all night.

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never seen this

Why do Americans eat so much sweetcorn
Also mental how cornflakes are made out of sweetcorn

reading some migraine boy

might be because of whats farmed here i dont know you idiot

sounds goood

What does she smell like?

kid on the right looks fucking gormless
probably deserved to die 2bh

howling

i get my sustenance from a hearty crop of (you)'s

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>go on facebook
>people you may know
>some girl with zero mutuals who I've never met
ah yes, very impressive

its a baby

she was stalking your profile

Basically its an image with two news stories, one about a woman who murdered her kids and another about a cat who went into a burning building numerous times to save her kittens, suffering burns along the way.

how very semitic

is that really true? I've heard that before but I thought it was just one of those dumb indian tier rumours

do you mean symbolic?

schizo murdered that innocent australian tourist because his delusions told him it was melvin

its true

post something funny lads

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Wouldn't be surprised if Lewis Capaldi posts here desu

no

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Any Cumbrain man in?

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>Military battle video games are one of his son's major passions, Garcin said.

>An online gaming acquaintance of Emmett Garcin provided The Globe and Mail with photographs of the young man holding a replica rifle and wearing military fatigues. Another photo showed a swastika armband. The person who supplied the photos, who was not identified by the newspaper, said Garcin's praise for Hitler had led him to sever ties.

>Lawrence Garcin told the news service that his son wasn't a neo-Nazi but someone who collected Nazi paraphernalia because he found it "cool."

s mh.com.au/world/north-america/canadian-police-investigate-fresh-sighting-of-emmett-garcin-accused-of-killing-alice-springs-man-20190729-p52bpg.html

Strange feeling when I watched a bit of Love Island with the missus and was ten times more masculine than all the blokes with their huge physiques gossiping like fairies

i want that shirt

and yet your birds fanny still dripping like the proverbial tap ahahah makes u think dun it

but why would someone (let alone a woman) look at my profile

>"Anything from the Allied side, Father?"
>No that sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all

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>the missus

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she was having fantasies about all of those guys and would ditch you for them lad

maybe they saw you post on something, maybe they were looking for someone else

Nah it doesn't really
Nah she's wouldn't really

That's my favourite bit from father ted
Was pissing first time I saw it

the scran (pan fried cod)

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>full sugar coke

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BASED full sugar coke drinker. We are a dying breed

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coke zero is literally better than regular coke

have been fondling my bollocks for the past hour

sugar>>>>>> HFCS > Aspartame

must be the latter then since I don't really use facebook much

Bet that's what you like looking at isn't it? Dirty fecker!

t. hfcsmutt

what is the "blackpill"?

instead of going around the back to shove my finger up my ass while jerking the ween instead I gripped my testicles and with my middle finger stuck the tip in my ass
mental orgasm lads almost hollered

>coke zero is literally better than regular coke

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Pretty much all of the Diet Cokes are better than regular Coke. Don't like the taste of regular Coke tbqh. It's too syrupy, tastes flat and makes my teeth gritty.

guess what canadian coke uses
it isn't cane sugar

They tell us here we will get the beetus if we keep up with the coca cola

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some emo got onto the BBC's website again

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it's not the sweetener jew either

try this out
can-fap.net/preview/fundraiser_preview_multipleforegasm.shtml
>In this three-minute video I acheieve five orgasms (each with an ejaculation) over a period of less than two minutes,

I'm not fat so i don't care lol i can eat anything no worries

Defeatism

for me it’s a cherry coke from one of those coke machines with a wedge of lime added

being a depressive downer retard who's just a fucking mentally ill sadcase who needs a good slapping

Why did I see graphite on the floor?

For me? It's ejaculating into a female

you didn't see graphite

That sounds like you’d feel like shit afterwards
way too many orgasms

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nah b since you got to deal with her afterwards
ruins an orgasm

you're hallucinating
go to the infirmary

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How indisputably grim our existence is. Alive for just the slightest moment in time, hopelessly pondering death and the extinction of our species

it's only for the bold and brave. the feeling is not describable. like a prostate orgasm but not as gay.

>that scene in Star Trek Generations where Picard is in the Nexus