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Culross edition

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Why are you awake lads

She's doing that racist lip thing

I love you, Doug

new Poleaboo lads

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Having soup (Bisque) with toast innit

just what I do

what else do you do?

Why
Kek

... WOAH...

Just feeling a bit peckish

Working nights shifts, it's my last night off so getting my sleeping pattern adjusted /blog

watch movies
listen to music
read books

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so many choons lads

love and hate showering

t. Paki bloke in dress

All this time I wish someone had told me sooner

Ride the matriarchal Kali Yuga

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just donated money to the lost pubs foundation...consider it a gift to you guys for all the great times

>King Charles

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In from a late night shift at the bar

Hahaha deal with many tonight?

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No, civil enough crowd tonight m8

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ah, so doug is from fife
*quickly jots down in my future target notes*

U a doorman?

pour many pints of plain tonight aha?

looking at graphics cards

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What's your favorite movie/music/book?

Literally felt a warm pussy against my back tonight when the waitress sat on the bar with her legs around me wearing a skirt. Honestly felt it burning into me, but wasn't sure of normal temperature pussy vs horny pussy temperature so didn't want to try to initiate anything.

Love how the pussy is warm, wish I could have smelt it tho

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what is a white man to do in the times that exist?

Fancy la
You make it?

Its always warm ya spacker. Feel your bollocks right now. Its like that

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mine are cold, shriveled, lifeless

Literally doing nothing

But women don't have bollocks....why would it be warm if she wasn't horny?

Makes you think doesn't it

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Nah just your standard Baxter's tinned soup haha. Put some butter, salt, msg and white pepper just to make it a bit more interesting. Would love to try making some meself though.

OUCH I burned me self

anybody remember T-mobile?

Yeah I get ya but this cunt was on fire mate, and she was being way more touchy than she normally is

either way didnt get a sniffage

Well your bollocks are actually a bad example now that I think about it because they droop down low and have more surface area so dissipate more heat quickly, feel underneath your armpit and squeezeyer arm and torso together

ANCIENT gimmick

>msg
Well, I guess we've established Doug is Asian

Mate a fanny isnt a microwave meal it doesnt heat up when its ready. These things can just happen when you're working hard in a bar you know

Gattaca
Bjork - Post
Heart of Darkness

mate what sorta bints you been fucking> her pussy aint in her pits mate. dissapates aint even a word man

fuckin nerd

What are you talking about? Pussies are normally cold to the touch unless activated.

>Gattaca

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i want to suck cock

Fuck you on about ya spakka
You know exactly what I'm talking about matey x

Lol

>Virginia

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Lads pretty sure ive had over 4000 calories today. Been gorging like an absolute pig since I moved back to my parents.

*Honks your manboob*

hopefully it all goes to your willy and not your hips

gluttonous beast

Me? I'm from East Anglia

*Every female within 2000 miles soaks her knickers*

my brother has been doing the same thing
enjoyed it myself because it's been open season with me insulting him for being so fat

Got these pack of digestive biscuits to polish off as well mmmm lovely
Yeah that'd be nice although I don't really need it too tbf

doug are you celtic or gers

doug is a hibs fan

He’s a hibs fan the disgusting freak

UP THE TRACTOR BOYS

i ate 4 sherbert cups and two roast beef sandwiches today

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based

What even goes on there

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what's wrong with that

went boating in the broads once
nice place

farm boys getting their sisters pregnant

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BAH GAWD STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE!!

any reason why you didn't answer my question about guinness?

I’m a bouncer you wretched little snake

>any reason why you didn't answer my question about guinness?

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Door man, you're not a yank.

disgraceful

>disgraceful

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Devil shieeeet

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>Throwing a flaming object into a plastic container.

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boomer uncle just posted this to facebook

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I am a NEET

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Im a bouncy boy

Wtf I hate white people now

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Heaven on Earth. Paradise.

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captcha will literally not allow me to verify my post unless i try to post without doing the captcha first
ive tested it out and it will literally give me the skip button after dozens of attempts
fuck this fucking shit i swear gookmoot is trying to force me to buy his shitty pass

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I am a life failure.

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