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/brit/ more like /shit/

anxiety getting worse

Doing a listen: youtube.com/watch?v=XkSmLh2Hbi0

Makes you think doesn't it

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on twitch?

What games has he got?

When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay
‘Cause I could draw, my uncle was, and I kept my room straight
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face
She's like "Ben, you've loved girls since before Pre-K!"

he said has over 1000 hours on sim city 4

meant steam
pubg and sim city 4 and gta

>anxiety

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dont mock

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lies he has 980

Listening to John Melon Camp.

how much talent can you fit in one picture

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who are they

snail mail in the black dress
clairo in the hoodie
no idea who the retard in the sunglasses is

a meager collection

kill yourself you actual virgin

Imagine going back and somehow getting yourself adopted by a hot woman that was in a mum's group that were all kiddie fiddling you.

You'd grow up having had more pussy that most guys would get in their life, by the age of like 12. You'd get the best pussy at school too because you;d know exactly what to do to turn them on at the age of like 13 init

soz
just be yourself

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who nonced you sweaty

You're considering time traveling back to a younger version of yourself and your highest aspiration is being nonced?

mum and her mates

Emma Watson's face when I put it in.

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got abducted onto the mumsnet pedophile island

i bloody wish mate

you wouldnt like to have been raised getting nocned by a bunch of hot horny women?

fucking hell mick youre making me hard

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>I can't believe it's so small, I'm so disgusted right now

these people look fuckin old

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Not really, lost my virginity to a girl I was in love with and it was one of the greatest things I ever experienced while it lasted. As soppy as it sounds.

gayest thing ive ever read

Positive vibes guys

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I'm sorry

please report him for off topic posting

>Boomerbook is here

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can't imagine feeling love at first sight, whirlwind romance etc etc

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what kind of retards don't wash up before going to sleep? that's gross

TTHHAAAAAAAIIIILLLAAAAAIIIIDDD!!!!

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she was good in that james bond movie

Truth. Preach.

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If it's any consolation it's also the only time I ever considered topping myself when it ended. I was a sappy little twat.

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Lol.

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Funny how the only person that moans about the "Swede" making threads is Thaitwat, and the only time the "Swede" does it is when Thaitwat is around.

Was that in your home country or were you a sexpat by then?

You should read this then

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Are you implying that I am complaining about something I'm surreptitiously doing myself?

evergreen master race coming through

>the only time I ever considered topping myself
this has to be one of the gayest british phrases
you must have to have a long and bendy penis to top yourself

In jolly old England lad.

Since 1952? Woooow

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*surreptitiously googles surreptitiously*

Thanks Grandma

>just did a search for "thai slut" on google with safe sear off
Lordy Jesus I need me one of those holy fuck!

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THAI
TWAT

Lmao and we've made it waaa heyyy!

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no bully

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My nan and grandad have been together since they were 15 and 13, which was 1949

Oh my goodness how true is this.

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*does a running start and body slams them both from behind*

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nonces

Begone jerry

Alright kid its not a pissing competition

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Ever see this movie? Chaplin was a fucking genius. Absolute masterpiece.

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Cheer up

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>Curtains open

*celebrates christmas in august*

As a young antisocial man, I'm not antisocial because there's something wrong with me. I choose to be antisocial because I get easily fed up with how stupid and shallow most people are, or rather, I get disappointed in people. and I get disappointed in society. I generally just pick the intelligent/talented people from different groups and spend time with them, and if there are no such people available, I'll be alone. Simply put, most people aren't worth my time or my effort. But 1 or 2 of every 10 people usually are.

But then again, I wasn't medicated by a corrupt society to conform to a certain mold as a kid. I was raised by loving parents who built me a strict morality, and then let me make my own choices.

Lmao

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Another truth bomb dropped on innocent /brit/ masses

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not reading this absolute dogshit. eesti has a nice flag though

Remember when Steve Harvey got the names wrong at the miss universe contest lol

????

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I would like to be a deadbeat father
I like the underlying character

tl;dr

Man blames everyone else for his own social retardation.

boomers are bizarre creatures

hello nigger

Was this all part of Sargon's big-brained 20 year plan?

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A cake that's been up there for about three years. Enjoy.

Let's talk about charlie chaplin

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Why didn’t he just join the brexit party

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A cream pie

how about killing yourself you fat 31 year old virgin

Don't believe you.
Mmmmm

His granddaughter is oona chaplin

who
I'm 23 and also not a virgin I just like movies and discovered charlie chaplin's kino tonight

fell asleep early with the lights on
woke up and turned the lights off, got something to drink, brushed my teeth
not sleepy anymore now

>loony party doing better than ukip

Actress who was in game of Thrones and black mirror amongst other things

Yank bastards. What are your thoughts on this mag? Are you a fan? Answer me NOW!!!

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>who

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But just imagine if it was true, which it is.