Explain this relationship

Jewmerica was funded by jews like Haym Solomon and became a refuge for Russian jews, and allowed them to create the state of Israel.

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>Bravely settled in unoccupied land
Wrong. Israel was already populated by Arabs and other ethnicities before the first aliya.
>Built a civilisation out of nothing
Israel literally had goy slaves do the dirty work for them.
>Smashed the British empire
Israel was created by the British empire.
>Liberated millions of slaves
Israel never liberated any slaves in their entire history.
>Fought communists
And yet the JewS never beat them. And one of their fellow tribe members created modern communism.
>Attacked and hated by muslims
That's not a good thing, because it shows how much people hate you and for good reason.
>Respects native lands
By allowing settlers to take it over?
>Loves God and Jesus
>israel
>loves Jesus
youtube.com/watch?v=IX9Tk2TMA6Q
Enough said.
>Keeps the peace
No they don't. They literally start battles and wars.
>has millions of patriots willing to fight and die for it!
(((Patriots)))

>image was obviously ironic
>Jow Forums has already made a copypasta to counter it
kek, my sides

Anyone who thinks that the US is Israel’s puppet or that our foreign wars are fought for them is just dumb

Israel sucks

Why did the USA fuck over Israel and the UK in the 60s, but then become their dogs since then?

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No, it's actually from some boomer Facebook.

we're based as fuck so americans love us

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The USSR isn't a thing anymore. We don't want a stable Middle East anymore.

and you've already made a copypasta to counter a boomer from facebook, pathetic, go back there.

bhahah

USA is serving them out of fear of the jews' Samson Option which means that the world will go bust if americans ever let their focus lapse

This but unironically

>jews love jesus
kekd hard. this one is killing

russia is even more subservient to us then usa

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how do I acquire a big titty hot isreali gf?

master and servant

Fuck yeah thank you for your service

>any foreginer entering Jerusalem temple should wear kippah
>Putin wore kippah
>that's m-muh golem goy!
I see. u guys are really high intelligent.

>noooo you can't have a higher average IQ than me nooooo fuck jews n-nooooo

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Step 1: Go to Israel
Step 2: Act as American as possible

I don't have conversation with dog.

No, you eat them.

blowjob (usa on israel)

Cope harder kike

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gay

be a ripped gigachad
cope
i dont thing having a higher IQ then a fucking k*reanoid is an achievement

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I'm white and uncircumcised. Do I have a chance?

...

so what im uncircumcised and im married to a hot jewish woman

>IQ by Religion and not race
Kek, what a fucking cope, kill yourself goyim

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More of a chance actually

Muhammed :)
Das rite
Huh
>I'm white and uncircumcised. Do I have a chance?
Yes it's exotic

>2019
>being circumcised
your parents hated you ahi
>flag
fuck off goy

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>not circumcised
Literal goy

holy shit kikes on absolute suicide watch, the eternal anglo stays winning

Race and religion are one and the same for kikes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitism

Shut the fuck up

Considering you're claiming you're both married and uncircumcised in Israel it's pretty unbelievable since this place is filled with virgins and Israeli Jews have a circumcision rate of around 96-98%.
Keep larping I suppose.

>Ashkenazi IQ is so high it carries the Ethiopian Jews
Meanwhile let's see how Anglicans do after a few million African Americans join the chuch soon.

>Be Israel
>Can't land shit on the moon in 2019

Why does Israel even bother? What a bunch of fucking idiots

pretty sad that most people here are barbaric dick mutilators.
i didnt get married in israel if that's what you're asking

we didn land on the moon you dummy we have israeli flag on the moon.
we were originally planning to land slower but that dosnt change the fact that we did. how many spaceships far more expensive then ours did you crash on the moon before your first landing ?

what happens to israel when america throws it out like a used cum sock

They won’t. The Anglican Church is WASP territory

Everything your nation has accomplished is because of us.

it's the other way around bruh

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WASPs are extinct, stop larping as your forefathers. You are not white, your children will not be white, their grandchildren will be brown.

>2019
>Cant land shit on the moon

COPE

Considering you think people do it to their children to harm them it shows you're pretty retarded. You just got lucky.
And who gives a shit about if you married in Israel the fact you pop out of nowhere and make claims that on this particular site with your flag make your claims seem fake.
The amount of married people on this board or site is fucking miniscule and the amount of uncircumcised people in Israel is tiny as well so if someone comes and says they're both and its someone who just wants comes out of nowhere obviously it looks fake.

there are no ethiopian jews in america

what have jews contributed to america... nukes, federal reserve, and uhhhhh marvel

They'd probably lose their shit, allies with India, tries to infect India with Zionist influence as India will obviously be a superpower by 2020

Sells all US secrets for money

wtf do we have to do with any of these ? FR and marvel aren't israeli

america will collapse before it ever even considers overthrowing its masters

what do you think happens ?
USA will probably be the first to be annexed by yair netanyahu

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They're not real Jews they're converts and are essentially Ethiopian by DNA.
Other Jewish groups are usually somewhat Semitic by DNA

Ethiopians are semitic, retard

remember when Israel considered annexing Texas? What the fuck

Pathetic cope. There are tens of millions of WASPs in the US and no Black people in areas they live in

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Agreed, but I think it is a bit rude to call Israelis dogs

Based and witpilled

And he disappears.
Of course making fake claims lmao

cringe and copepilled

based 11/10

Thank you for your service

every 5th post by the muttflag is actually jewish
wow

Such a good goy

>Wrong. Israel was already populated by Arabs and other ethnicities before the first aliya.
after Mark Twain visited the land of israel in 1867 he wrote about it in his book
>stands solitary .. [in a] silent plain .. a desolation .. we never saw a human being on the whole route .. hardly a tree or shrub anywhere. Even the olive tree and the cactus, those fast friends of a worthless soil, had almost deserted the country
the first Aliyah started in 1881.
the place WAS mostly empty
>Israel literally had goy slaves do the dirty work for them.
literally who
>Israel was created by the British empire.
they didn’t even vote in favor of our creation in the UN. they back paddled on their promises in the Palestine white paper of 1939. why do you think we employed terrorism against them? to make them leave so we could establish a country.
>And yet the JewS never beat them. And one of their fellow tribe members created modern communism.
>conflating between Israeli and diaspora Jews
Rimon 20.
>That's not a good thing, because it shows how much people hate you and for good reason.
also attacked before the establishment of Israel.
sure there is a reason.
>By allowing settlers to take it over?
we split the West Bank to areas to give autonomy to the Palestinians as part of the Oslo. we never build settlements on privately owned land.
>>Loves God and Jesus
well maybe just god
>youtube.com/watch?v=IX9Tk2TMA6Q
>Enough said.
yes I’m sure these are the average Israelis
>No they don't. They literally start battles and wars.
we generally avoid war.

They both occupy lands that belong to other people. Of course, they found they had a lot in common.