/brit/

going to watch avengers

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To the yank that said he wanted to come to Sheffield, lamo at you, i have lived here for all my life and its grim, good night out but thats it

Doing a listen: youtube.com/watch?v=0jXy2lWgpxM

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ok paedo

Aah Friday toil, the least-bad day for sure
Just had a very satisfying bowel movement, now got a cup of coffee, time to stick on a comfy podcast and 'work'

comfy pubs though, and incredible countryside on your doorstep

me in t-minus 4 minutes (always make a coffee at 10, creature of habit, me)
also /brit/ instead of some gay podcast

>stick on a comfy podcast
Sounds like you wrote this in swedish first, haha. Have a nice day

>countryside

you mean fields you cant enter that do nothing but make money for some inbred hicks?

blog on

>Pedophilia, or paedophilia, is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12, criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13

>Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson, Apr 15, 1990, Paris, France
>1990 - 2004
+10
+4
= 14

Consider yourself BTFOd

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would heem you on sight

watching a documentary on Italy in WW1 instead

one day you will find peace

>Charlotte Duerre

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Hes on about the peak District which is free due to right to roam

Don't mind me just taking my meds
Good morning
Sir, would you like some biscuits and crumpets to nosh on with your tea?

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My middle name is literally Daniel Boone and I am 100% serious.

oh really? cool yeah dont care

Um, those are two names.

Is there anything worse than the its not pedophilla its heebaphillia,cunts would get a good hammering if they said that down my loval

Im a citizen of 3 countries

unlucky lol

the only peace is in the embrace of god and i am a non believer

>its heebaphillia
It isn't even that. I don't have primary or exclusive attraction to pubescent females. I am attracted to all fertile women.

As a matter of fact, my primary attraction is to older women.

wanted in none

Good morning user

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I am now, as the French would say, "avec café"
*siiip*
ahh, wa la

Nonce

fuck off autistic freak

>libtard can't handle facts and logic
>calls everyone he doesn't like a nonce

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did you try converting to, say, catholicism? if not, do you wish to?

Im allowed to reside in 34 countries visa free.

I am also, or "aussi", mangeing un pomme !
excuse my french lmao

Ah yes
like the French would say
"Je boire le cáfe"

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what's that mean?

are you on commission?

i do not believe in god i do not want to convert

im not a believer myself i guess. not a convert either. i haven't even been baptized. was just curious

that's cool but im allowed to reside in 35 countries amex free

I can only reside in one country, but it is big.

British citizens can live 33 countries visa free. Soon to be reduced to two.

Also i miscalculated i can live in 35 countries visa free.

a pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing observed or heard by the speaker, or referring to a specific thing previously mentioned, known, or understood.

now you're listening to Kero Kero Bonito

fuck off nonce, reported

about to sup upon a piping hot coffee and smoke a doob. good times

think you're funny huh?

shut the fuck up, 19 year old bent irish-jamaican-indian Dave
you literally have no reason for posting here, not even living in Scotland

I'm attracted to teenage girls. My feelings are entirely just and moral.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

fuck off you literal spastic nonce

at the end of my rorke phase i wanted this tattood on my chest with SQPR under it loool i aint even roman at all lmaooo just thought it was some sort of pan european solidarity shit im glad i never got tattoos

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>pan european solidarity

Je pale no Frenchquei qui qui no le pee pee
cream de le cream

thats a greek helmet, dummy

Top of the mornin
Mi gwine post weh mi wan
Thank u come again

oh yeah it's friday innit haha
morning lid

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No, you are making inaccurate statements and eschew reason in favour of pure emotional control of your person.

Emotion is important, and ought to inform our thoughts and actions, but to deny reason is foolishness. Behave like a human.

if I were ever to open a pub in France, I'd called it the La Grennouiyeux and the sign would be one frog talking another frog to sleep

might go rouge and go the pub on my own during toil-break, relax and read my book and sink a few pints aaahhh

morning

another rorke bites the dust

just an average morning for leftypol

>might go rouge
ahh, a fellow sufferer of Asian Flush

>pub in France
howling

love going rouge me
very easy to do with asian genes and alcohol
ffs u beat me

hi nuggets

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Le Cake

leftypol with his wife's son

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alright well you're barred from The Boring Frog

Used to do this put meant driving home, downing as much gin as I could in 10 minutes and driving back all in under an hour

Thank you for your service

not bad id go there

MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

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couldn't you have just taken a bottle of gin in a bag or something?

Rorke out grafting on site earning £150/day

Leftypol sat in his underwear eating quorn cocktail sauages and fighting imaginary battles on /brit/

*Kicks you 3 meters away*

we have pubs believe or not

me driving to toil
haha

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we have ripleys believe it or not

They don't really "do" pubs though.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE BREAD!!!!!!!

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Had any sex yet homealone?

Non.

Debatable!

nah thought i'd take a friday off

alright well I'll take my business somewhere else that speaks French
*heaves open an atlas*
let's see now...
...oh dear

Watching a bit of the old sailor moon lads.

hey copealone, last weekend i took the gf to a very pretty lake and did a nice walk. then we found a secluded spot on the shoreline, amongst the reeds, where we had a picnic then shagged.
was a good time.

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youtube.com/watch?v=e77WtMhu-lk

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