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It's friday.... you know what that means! edition

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On this day in British History

>1274 – Edward I of England returns from the Ninth Crusade and is crowned King seventeen days later.
>1415 – Thomas Grey is executed for participating in the Southampton Plot.
>1610 – During Henry Hudson's search for the Northwest Passage, he sails into what is now known as Hudson Bay.
>1776 – The signing of the United States Declaration of Independence took place
>1798 – French Revolutionary Wars: The Battle of the Nile concludes in a British victory.
>1858 – The Government of India Act 1858 replaces Company rule in India with that of the British Raj.
>1870 – Tower Subway, the world's first underground tube railway, opens in London, England, United Kingdom.
>1897 – Anglo-Afghan War: The Siege of Malakand ends when a relief column is able to reach the British garrison in the Malakand states.
>1916 - World War I: A Bristol Scout C from the Royal Navy seaplane carrier Vindex unsuccessfully attacks a German Zeppelin. It was the first interception of an airship by a carrier-based aircraft.
>1944 – World War II: The largest trade convoy of the world wars arrives safely in the Western Approaches.
>1945 – World War II: End of the Potsdam Conference.
>1947 – A British South American Airways Avro Lancastrian airliner crashes into a mountain during a flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile. The wreckage would not be found until 1998.
>1973 – A flash fire kills 51 people at the Summerland amusement centre at Douglas, Isle of Man.

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oh yes

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Will it be a good friday?

Just heard weed is being legalised in 2020

How isn't he banned yet???

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That's all down to you

Isn't this cunt like 50 years old, time for him to grow up. Same as that pro-Corbyn mong in the taxi.

Look at that little bugger, how did he end up stuck in there?

i went to a film festival in vienna. it was just a giant screen backed up against the wall of a big fancy building. loads of food and booze stalls with tables. wasnt a silent event. happened a few nights a week for a while. they aren't camping events in fields lad

imagine if the b man actually legalised weed
that would make him a legend in my books

>Please don't do drugs this weekend user, I-I get so worried.

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the system is corrupt duuuuuuddddeeeeee

Hello i love you

This is such a non-point albeit surrounded by swearing, if Twitter banned for it they may as well ban for Love Island predictions

mental how its still illegal init

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LOL. Given him a wee follow.

>the gf's father doesn't want us to be together

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the ex was like this, slipped 400mg of mandy in her tea one night and she changed her mind x

is it "yeah drugs and that" time already

rorke the dog
me the cat

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WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE

Thus ensuring she rides you into a coma everytime you visit. No finer partner insurance than a parent who openly disapproves of you.

>pretentious indie bollocks and that
t. Someone who doesnt actually watch any of this so called "pretentious indie bollocks"

doping a neg and watching for IOIs

well obviously I'm not some sadact lmao

lol yeah yeah love it yu not on gear tnight? hewwww wouldnt wonna be u

that is NOT okay bro

Apparently, fucking apes.

>400mg of mandy in her tea
you're a monster

just bludgeoned a cat to death

Ummm, I'm not interested in premarital sex. We love each other and can wait until marriage.

bum tossed a bender

permanently damaging brain in a posh way

>t. Someone who doesnt actually watch any of this so called "pretentious indie bollocks"

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weird how there are reddits for allcoholics, heroin junkies, meth heads, benzo addicts etc. and it's just them posting their latest pick up and egging each other on

A better sentence would have been "I bludgeoned to death a cat."

the internet has been used to simulate all sorts of communities where there should be none
see also: furries and trannies

I'll damage yours with a right hook you cheeky cunt

Whatever happened to the crazy french guy? The one who kept posting the priscilla girl

lost 200 quid in bookies ffs

LOL. Sorry forgot this was sad act central.

Did your bollocks in did you, what did you bet on

There is nothing sad about reserving your chastity until marriage. In fact, saving yourself for the person you love is quite virtuous.

Want to buy a game, dunno what to buy.

there's a $200 balance on my credit card when I have not put that much on it lads
need to call my bank

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Bore off

Sounds like a cope desu, though reading that reminds me of that asian reddit post where the couple didn't have sex until marriage and it turns out the man had a micro penis.

i don’t even smoke weed but i can’t see a reason why people shouldn’t be allowed to grow 2 plants

Riiight, sad act. Cunts are for fucking, it's what your cock's for.

Uh, Mr. Toilberg? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.

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alright de lad, few bokkles coming on strong eh?

is this you intentionally posting like a sad act after this post

Waking up to this grey and dull island isn't doing much for the ol 'pression

Oh look its catloser. He probably doesn't like you because you're a 31 year old saddo who joined a church in order to creep on 18 year olds

You're a misogynistic incel.

skies are blue m80

For me, it's losing your virginity at 16 then marrying the same girl 11 years later

well by bookies i actually meant a derivative product called a perpetual contact similar to a traditional futures contract but has few differences namely no expiry or settlement and imitation of margin-base spot market hence price close to underlying index price with main mechanism to tether the spot price being funding which is periodic payment between buyer and seller every 8 hours ahahah but its a casino nonetheless init
yeah and nice digits

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grey, dull perspective on life tbqh

I'm not even 25.

There is nothing creepy about courting an 18 year old. The ideal age difference is 10 years, with the male being the senior.

I don't do games.

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Might just be

Incorrect on both counts, I love women. In many senses.

planet coaster
sims 3
cities skylines
eu4

why would she do this, was it autism?

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shagging my own arse

Fuck me, you really are a sad cunt.

Oh fuck off lying you dumb cunt you've said you were 29 or 30 like 100 times
And yes there it is creepy you freak, an 18 year old and a 28 year old are at completely different stages of their lives.

This might be bullshit, but I do actually know someone who did something very similar to his anti-drugs gf

body dysmorphia

do what

Love is only possible where there is virtue. The absence of virtue in your supposed dealings with females would safely categorize you as lustful.

hewwww how many trips for that lightbulb to go ding lad

>an 18 year old and a 28 year old are at completely different stages of their lives.
Males and females will always be "at completely different stages of their lives".

Traditions have been cultivated over tens of thousands of years to produce happiness and strength, and one such tradition is the seniority of the groom in marriage.

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Degenerate.

Do you wash the spunk out of your own sheets or does your mummy do it for you?

shut the fuck up you moron. Pentacostals don't know anything about Christianity

women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

Imagine smelling Emma Watson’s anus.

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nothing wrong with slipping an uptight girl something to loosen her ass up ngl

I am not religiously Christian, and I have never claimed to be.

who?

unfathomably grim

Oh look, a spam from the 17th century.

Morning Goodman user!

cope on you boring old fart he did nothng wrong x

Bit rapey.

Stop lying catyank you gimp

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I am not the person you think I am. I don't even like cats.

i like rape ngl also not a rapist or anything but yeah the idea of rape is how do you say... PENG and any man who says he doesnt is lying

You ought to be glassed mate.

whatever
still a gimp fuck off to /cum/

twisted freak get help wish i could stomp your head in