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mmmm... wish she’d check me for testicular cancer

If I were leader, by law every female nurse must have a big butt like that.

But imagine it. You're involved in a bad accident and you end up in hospital for quite some time, and she's one of your nurses. I'd have a hard time there honestly, aside from the injuries and all that.

Another day, another boat.

What boat?

Diversity boat.

get ze U-boats redy!

I thought Italy were trying to stop them

No. We got the army(taxi) boats instead.
Yes. They're coming here after they got denied entry in Lampedusa lmao.

*eyes pop out of head*
AWOOOGAAAA AWOOOOGAA
*wolf whistles*
HEEEELOOOO NURSE!
*tie rolls up and down as I hit myself on the head*

Merkel is a fucking bitch whey can't Europeans just have babies some there won't be any excuse to taken them those immigrants don't want to try and fix their own nation so they found to Europe instead for free gibs

Dude. You're talking to someone who's from an overpopulated nation yet we still have no problem importing foreigners from every corner of the world for cheap labour and building on every stretch of land we see. I think by now we're very very close to hitting 500K people. You can't fix stupid, maybe except with a nuke. Got any one of those spare lying around?

We have some old nukes but they're here incase Arabs attack again so we can scare them the US like we did in the Yom Kippur war

maltatoday.com.mt/news/court_and_police/96668/illegally_employed_security_guard_charged_with_rape?fbclid=IwAR2uIM4oT2tXSwsDOMh0D4t3nnNZ52MyakjjuWPmswtzCGeW7MagMMIwfTU
Working here illegally and now is accused of rape. Wow I love cosmopolitan Malta now.
Oh come on. I'm sure you can get a new one. I won't tell.

>Is their language too Alien for french/Italian?
Corsica is closer to standard italian than most italian dialects

Huge milkers time.

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I feel you. Desu I had previously thought it would be good to move to Malta and assimilate as a Maltese but you guys are literally fucking full I'd rather not make the situation worse.

That's not the only reason that you shouldn't come here desu.

Give me another. I'm Egyptian, I'm pretty sure whatever you have it'd still be an improvement.

Rent and propriety in general are expensive, for obvious reasons. Some shit is quite overpriced as well.

I think I got away with yesterday's bare tiddy.

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*SNİFFFFFFFFF*

brehs

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you sick fuck

hello bretheren

Sweet butt.

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No we can't have our nuclear facility I mean textile factory too active nowadays and besides it's a very old outdated reactor

awwww alright. I'll find another volunteer then.

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>ywn walk up behind her while she's working and hug her while pressing your crotch against her butt and kiss her on the ear and cheek and neck as she tilts her head you keep kissing her neck and slowly move your hand down in her panties and rub her pussy while you playfully talk about tonight's plans (just some Italian food, wine and a movie) and she can feel your chub and presses back against it

i'd love to do that to you

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Do I do this as a patient?

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Holy FUCK

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Do you like my new maids?

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Monitoring these cheeks

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How do we btfo britoids?
Look how they act on my islands baka

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Use fire.

I am Mediterranean

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I need a direct line to maltabro.
I NEED the picture of a swarthy medgirl slightly bent forwards with the tits hanging in a bikini while holding a mug.

This? Dunno if she's med tho.

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I'll dedicate tonights nut to your great service.

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Hello frens

It's the week-end !

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Nut to her instead pls thank you kek
Hello fren. What's up?

aaaaaAAAA SHGE HeS she hS SHE HAS NUDES

Just found them. She's a butterface desu.

I'm not getting done what I should, feel bad man.
But this week of work is over. Time to dab on the janny and look at med qt.

Yeah I know, but I really like the mug picture and the back picture she has nice tanlines

What should you be doing then fren?

Some school stuff

Only her milkers interest me desu.

What about the tummy

Oh I get it.
Tummy is also nice. Pits too.

who is this?

Also, imagine getting a prostate inspection from her, haha that would be crazy, right? haha

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Imagine if she bathed you.

haha and she had to tenderly wash your groin area haha

fuck man

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a nurse proposed to wash me once, but I was able to do it alone so I refused

she was not hot though. But that would have me more likely to refuse to avoid the cringe

why were you in a position to have a nurse offering to bathe you? Did you hurt yourself?

haha imagine if that goes on for weeks, if not months.
Honestly I'd much rather be in pain and do it myself than embarrass myself in front of a hot nurse.

Wtf is this ridiculous circlejerk?

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Was in hospital for some reason, I had low blood pressure so there was a risk I could not even stand up

exactly

You a lewd doctor?

But imagine if you absolutely can't do it. Wew.

Silenzio scimmia

you're probably too weak/in pain to enjoy it

silenzio cornutto

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>brb going to france and faking low blood pressure so a qt french nurse can wash me

/Our (or at least my) girl/ is in Croatia

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>female giganigga comes up

>silenzio cornutto

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Let's say you broke both arms and legs and you look like a starfish made out of gibs, and she has to wash you, right. Honestly a pervert like myself would probably ignore the pain lol.
Everyone has his med waifu here it seems.

you may post how many monkey pics you want, it wont change the fact that italy is becoming an islamic shithole and losing its culture to hoardes of foreign invaders

Bubbles back at it again.

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Yes slurp more arab dick.

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rude

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Malta
Keep on sucking the dicks of the ppl that raped, enslaved and genocided you

>you may post how many monkey pics you want, it wont change the fact that italy is becoming an islamic shithole and losing its culture to hoardes of foreign invaders

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s-sorry. Tell your country "man" to stop sucking banana dicks pls.

cala a boca macaco

>tfw no American gf

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Either that, or a massive complaint from HR (and probably also assault charges) when you grabbed the wrong one.

Jessica is truly a beauty, unfortunately she doesn't look /med/ enough to be our girl
She'll just be a friendly acquitance of this thread

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tfw no white trash amerigf

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>tfw no feminist amerigf

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IMAGINE IF THE NURSE SAT ON YOUR FACE IN THAT SEXY NURSE UNIFORM OF HER'S.