/dixie/ — The South & Friends + turdbud

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Dumb sisterfuckers

Might aswell post it here
Rate my southern accent
vocaroo.com/i/s0cUNu3N30Li

You are like a little baby
Watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=pWgYaH9fxtU

Bless

Wtf

can't wait to get home and play my boomer firefighter strategy games

it's a nice piece of lithuanian džiugas and more than half of it was gone. Upon further inspection I found out that my mother sliced some of it to our tourists this morning and I'm very disappointed in her

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kill them

>Be tourist
>Visit Croatian locals
>Be given Lithuanian cheese

Wew
Not saying it's bad cheese, just sounds odd

all foreigners in your country should be decapitated
>Select all images with stairs

no they come every year and give money
she just took out what she had in fridge, so she put some prosciutto and dziugas on plate. But these people are here for the 8th time I think, so they don't really care where the cheese comes from

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sigh

So basically I've been living for the last week or so with internet speeds of 0.8 Mbps download max and constant connection breaks. I'm installing office for the last 2 hours and it's still around 30% downloaded
So yeah, I'm going to bomb my ISP

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I lived with a 5kb connection for 2 years and had to download videogames and youtube videos on public library wifi
so stop complaining

I lived
So stop complaining

miss him lads

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The thing is tho, I'm paying for 40Mbps speeds. I think my complaining is very valid

me too

imagine not just stealing neighbors internet

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you 100% do not have any neighbours

why the closed house is like 50m away

We are all spiritual neighbours

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eating those reese's puffs

Help me hack my neighbours internet. He is an asshole and spreads bad word about my family and also wants to steal our land

damn you. that sounds pretty good.

we should take the Croat's land

also I heard his family eats puppies

We should eat virgin's reese's puffs

second this motion.

Yes yes

I will shoot you

Zerg rush
He can't take us all

You cant stop us all, lad

>puke chocolate
no thanks

>Tulsi: [talking about requiring intelligence agencies to have warrants to collect data of US citizens]
>Joe: *breathes in* have you ever watched the Kennedy speech about secret societies???

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That's a total Joe move.

youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

I should watch that podcast again
Tulsi seems cool

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first one is better imo

She was on twice?

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there will never be a joe podcast to top episode 911

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Harris says she is a Russian Asset. Why Else would Tulsi roast her so good?!

yiss

did she really??

yuh
youtube.com/watch?v=oIb2lmHgd5s
youtube.com/watch?v=kR8UcnwLH24

at this point it's like saying u a raysist

Well gosh dang

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>CHECK BUZZ ALDRIN'S INSTAGRAM

do I see another mommy shill forming in dixie or just didn't notice it before?

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*blocks your path*

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*passes trough the hole*

the only problem with 911 is that towards the end Joe starts getting pissy about Eddie and Alex goofing around

like what the fuck did you expect would happen if you gave two nutjobs a bunch of whiskey and then a reefer?

she tore another candidate who I really disliked (Harris) a new asshole during the latest debate and I've been fawning over her since

If I had to pick a side it would still be orange man but Tulsi is a breath of fresh air

I was thinking about albert

yeah
>"Her press secretary, Ian Sams, tweeted shortly after the attack an NBC News article from February 2019 claiming the “Russian propaganda machine” was promoting Gabbard"
>The NBC News article from February 2019 cites, “several experts who track websites and social media linked to the Kremlin” who have seen “what they believe may be the first stirrings of an upcoming Russian campaign of support for Gabbard.” Among the experts are analysts from New Knowledge, which ran a Russian-like disinformation campaign against Republican Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore.

she just outright accused Saudi Arabia of funding and arming Al Qaeda

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>do I see another mommy shill forming in dixie
less shilling and more like i'm very happy that harris got her shit kicked in by based mommy
i don't know anything about Tulsi as a candidate and frankly i prefer it that way. less likely that i'll be disappointed when she turns out to be another mediocre social democrat

ur a cheeky cunt ill give u that

sure, sure but I would really like to see her against trump. I don't really care if that would increase his chances of losing but imo it would be an interesting election
>russia liking gabbard
>gabbard is russia
peak performance
well it's just joke talk, my level of shilling is basically just posting photos of her surfing and that's all

Assuming that is true (which it probably is, regardless of the neo-McCarthyist way Harris is spinning it), why would Russia be interested in Gabbard? Is she anti-NATO or anti-Crimea sanctions or something?

>but imo it would be an interesting election
at the very least it would be something other than the uniparty shitflinging that has characterized all of our elections since HW

Did that one leaf order Knoppers or did he decide not to?

>why would Russia be interested in Gabbard?
she doesn't care about syria and is vocally against regime change

she is anti-war in middle east which means if us leaves middle east it's only under russian influence
also this

ok two things:
>1. Harris' campaign people are the only ones to bring it up
>2. it only happened after she got roasted.
hmm.

fair

ok makes sense

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haha meee poooost thing :DDDD
you liek myyy poooost???? looool :DDDDD
bruuuuuuuuuuu :DDDDDD

nekkid boyos splashy splishy :DDDDDDD

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install that hacker linux gannooo

sorry I accidentaly rarted

ok

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gettin there...

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gaming headset
oh no

hope you are ready to be oppressed

Looks sci fi

good components

youtube.com/watch?v=DyYNKvYmXeY

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buuuuurp

ok am hacking now

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got called a cumbrain at Bed, Bath, and Beyond

at Bed, Bath, and Beyond?

/mena/ is the real cousinfucker general

youtu.be/acqpulP1hLo