/brit/

He is a shitskin Pakistani man

hjghgfyfytfdhtdhtrdgtrg

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Morning virgins

Britain? More like Multicultistan.

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/brit/ is a shagger general k? xx

Based

I thought the people of Shetland would be more Scandinavian but they are english

I want it all, I want the barratt new build, I want the 2.5 kids with a dog, I want to watch the chase recorded on my sky+ box when I get home from work in my PCP financed car, I want the 10 day all inclusive holiday in majorca(taken a cheeky few days before the school term actually ends to save some money)

I want the average british family existence lads

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Majorca is grim

Was a cabin boy's job only to get his arse pounded by horny sailors?

who's this?

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you called it upon yourself bong

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anyone ever drunk Romanée-Conti?

its afternoon mate aha you utter melon

he was a skater boy she said see you later boy
she wanted big city dick

where’s MY art hoe gf hmmm?

did you hear about the somali ascari who found the italian peace keepers in the 90s? turned up in his full fascist era uniform with his sash and rifle in perfect condition
they gave him some honours and kept him around but everytime there was an official event he'd scream
>VIVA RE, VIVA DUCA, VIVA ITALIA
absolutely top keks the wops were mortified

you ever drunk piss with shit sprinkled in it? basically the same thing

BTFO all the transphobes ITT last thread, utter fucking state of their brains

anyone ever had sex?

NEED vapid airhead low iq apolitical arthoe gf ASAP

nope, want it banned asap

oh no, not me

having it right now
(not that good hence browsing /brit/)

Ah yes
Leftypol

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yeh have to imagine at least one person has

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no lol why do people pay so much for it then

you can have my sister for £100

top right used to go out with jannice griffith the pornstar

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grim grim grimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
get htat moudly hair out of my sight

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oh dear, rorke got BTFO by contrapoints again and has come to /brit/ to spam, what a shame

>you'll never sail the world and fuck tribal island girls

watching khrustalyov, my car!

pics. if she's fit i shall double it xxxx

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they'd probably all be ugly anyway

not for me

imagine how ugly pocahantas must have been irl

that really your sister? holy fooooken cor sneak in her room and snap pics of her box will you xxx

shagging a bloke for the first time in my life tonight and im actually fucking nervous lmao

Christ what a hanreih

the arsehole is much more aesthetic than the vagina desu

hope you catch the bug and die a agonising death

not really

bumder

good luck have fun x!!

oh yeah like you'd know what an aesthetic fanny looks like. you've only seen pixels ahahaha

anyone want to play pubg?

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blog on

Burn in hell Shaaytan

would geem all of you spastic runts

dire crowd today

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didn't realise they look completely different in 3d

yeah well they do anyway i myself am partial to a bit of labia majora. i like a bit of lip on a fanny tbf

would because i like you finnlad but i dont have games or anything sorry mate x

lmaoooo state

have fun x

nah theyre proper grim

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Anyone else not really drink?

this but shag

yeah me, basically never

Depends where you go

Had my first foreign holiday there in Alcudia and it was really nice

Eat but don't drink

do arseholes also look completely different? because when i look at my arsehole in the mirror and arseholes in pictures they look very simliar

that's alright no worries

cope

well ill tell you something blogalone, they certainly smell different lol

I drink every day

maybe
whats your username and rank

howling picturing diego trying to inspect his arsehole with a mirror
bent freak

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youtube.com/watch?v=GhkLYrxzuy8

Heartbeat
Why do you miss when my baby kisses me
Heartbeat
Why does a love kiss stay in my memory
Piddly pat
I know that new love thrills me
I know that true love will be
Heartbeat
Why do you miss when my baby kisses me

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don’t drink or smoke and never have
feels good to not be a subhuman degenerate

we've all done it

I'll have a single can once every few nights, but if you consider the fact that modern drinking culture is binge drinking until you black out then I don't really drink no

never commented on which smell nicer or even feel nicer just which looks nicer

holy kino how do you know about all of these lad
did you live here like 10 years ago?

I'd drink every day if there were no ill effects

now? maybe 10 pints a week, mostly on the weekend

Should really get it together and go out and do something I suppose.

>when i look at my arsehole in the mirror

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Can't say I have bender.

anyone want to play csgo?
*looks at finlad*

>degenerate
That's a great word, it let's you know taht you can safely ignore anything that anyone who uses it says.