/cum/ Canada + USA + Mexico

i just call them my cousin
it's easier

>Why would you want somebody with no practical skills and so inep
Only retards start their arguments with unrelated nonsense nobody talked about.

But only a retard would be a feminist, so it makes sense.

yes i want my sons mother to be so submissive to me she isn't even brave enough to have her own desires. im sure his view of women will turn out great

Fell in love with my first and only gf there. Didn't have to worry about the outside world. Didn't have any kind of pressure or anxiety. It was max comfy

I'd probably be worried about being kept there longer than necessary or not having any privacy

really? that is so odd to me, but so is calling them nephew/niece

don't remember dark souls being this hard last time I played

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Getting my car back after crashing it. Looks surprisingly good, just a cracked bumper cover and broke 2 wheels. I'll just need 2 wheels and tires and it'll be roadworthy again. Mildly pleased, thought it was going to be much worse.

happy 4 u

Fucking drunk driver

Yeah, no justification for my actions. Didnt feel very drunk, glad I'm the only one that has to pay for that fuck up.

Wow I was just kidding I didn't think you'd actually do that shit

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Going to greggs

Steak and cheese sub or a steak bake? maybe both

>i thought you were better than this anonymous

was hoping my hand would heal before today so I could go to the batting cages but i think i will just rip it open again immediately if I go today

Yes you have disappointed me

love this image

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We have a party at my part time job and after that will stay at home doing homework at first then play GTA Online or something.

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I got that from the fact that you've posted it every day for 3 or 4 days.

Fuck one of the latina milfs at your job

A congregation of mexicans? Sounds dicey. I'm going to contact the local gendarmerie to break things up.

I thought of it when I saw yesterday my mom holding my niece

this kid looks very good

:)

i need to stop masturbating so much

I would if there was one at least

so stop

Literally graduating as we speak

>playing siege
>teammate makes off hand remark to other guy about being a jew
>I'm throwing and making them lose
>start with a remark "I wish Hitler had finished the job", not even directed at him
>he immediately starts kvetching
>game ends
>"Heil Hitler, 14/88. Sieg Heil"
>jew boy is SEETHING and asking everyone to report me
I might get banned for that one rofl

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Me too. Went from 6-7x a week to 13-16x a week.

>ahmed

typical

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as long as it wasn't text chat I think ur good

I know it's in the name of "teh lulz" but that is really disrespectful and i wish you hadn't posted that.

Why do you have picture like this saved, weirdo

Guys, I think I found a solution to end racism around the world without violence, racemixing.
Racism exists because of humans natural behavior to differentate themselves from other humans but if there was one way to solve racism without genocide, it would have to be racemixing, that way we wouldn't have white or black people to hate at.
Racemixing is the future of humanity so we could prosper peacefuly as a species

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It was text chat.

I got filtered when I typed all three of those things as well. It filtered "Heil Hitler" so I said "Heil" and then "Hitler". It filtered "14/88" so I typed "fourteen eighty eight". It filtered "Sieg Heil" so I typed "Sieg" and then "Heil".

Then I started pretending to be a jew "oy gevalt, the chutzpah of this goy!"

That sure works for Indians and Brazilians who have a caste system huh

Great idea! Shalom brother

based

What if we just separate and associate with people want to associate with?

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I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize........it's a comedy.

based

cumbrain :^)

>feeling like complete shit
>ask the gf to bring home a cup of warm tea
>she buys sweet milk tea

Hell nah bih finna want me to throw up. She’s usually the TCM larper, wonder why she didn’t buy an herbal tea without sugar....

went on /v/ last night, saw that they've JUST picked up on cumbrain. Truly a lost board

Read another ten chapters of Jeremiah

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Maybe a little more damaged than i though, but I'll have her running like new in no time.

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Does Igor post here?

what is this "thank you for your service" meme and why does everyone keep saying it

I'm gonna practice drums from 19 to 22 then vidya or get drunk with friends I guess

If you have to ask, you haven't served and deserve no thanks.

FUCK toil and FUCK you

Thank you for your cervix.

Business idea: Don't toil.

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been looking for my bag of USBs for the last two days

just found it

hmmmm don't recall ordering a rubber mat

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not very rubbery...

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nice

not at all...

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>plus USB in that I use to format and repair computer
>windows automatically removes my loader

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also got this just need the other couple bits

favorite gum brand/flavor?

woops

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wtf are you a pro gamer

Any spearmint or ginger gum. Not particular about brand.

fuggg it's friday i really thought it was saturday now i have to go to work late

>price in usd. $450
>price in cad. $750

s-shut up

thats the plan
become addicted to vidya again
gotta go back to toil tonight then again tomorrow night for an extra night...then tuesdya night again

>try to order gum on amazon
>it asks me to order a monthly subscription of gum

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>shower
>sleep
>eat
>drive back to toil
exciting morning it has been but...

do u still rent a room

wut are you gonna play

On the toilet

yeah im back in my far room so i could get fresh underwear and collect my packages
also i ahve to work an extra night so that fuelled my desire to come back

Squad I hope

kewl

>2nd of the month
>already paid all my bills and bought all the gifts and everything I need for the month besides food

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13 or 30?

Why do black people look so gross

mine? work, like the good wageslave i am

I live in the middle of nowhere, so I never have to worry about privacy, but I was jerking off the other day and I see something out of the corner of my eye, it's two fucking Jehova's staring at me through the front door jacking off, we made eye contact, they never even knocked and just slipped their little brochure through the door and took off at 100mph. I've wanted to die ever since.

mates I can't stop thinking of feet

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oh no babys what u doing...

nice. should have held eye contact and kept stroking

good girl :3

Good morning