/brit/

this but on back of my neck and arms
i actually got a good tan in the sun we had for about 3 days
tanning lad would be jelly

Patient before treatment.

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Steve Buscemi

why haven't charlie's parents honour killed him yet?

Same, mostly women

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I haven't been happy in a decade. Genuinely unsure if I'll make it to 30.

Reckon Patricide is based

it is

just don’t get spots in the first place lmao

>eats mcdonalds
>calls other mcdonalds patrons runts

What variant of Dunning-Kruger is this?

Not as based as Regicide imo

Remember that "fidget spinner" fad? Grim state of affairs.

watched mystery train last night
love steve

21 and still live with my parents

off for a wank back in a bit

have 3 spots on my balls unironically
also sometimes i do get a spot right on the edge of my cheek bone and it hurts like a motherfucker and the placement of it makes my face look swollen as fuck. think its from sleeping on it

Snorkling at this post.

Only if you marry your mum

START LIFTING

Look at this hideous guy, how is he getting away with making this music? Blowing my mind
youtube.com/watch?v=nDuVsE6yGdA

I'm kinda depressed, don't feel like it.

mogs me

based lifter poster
how many times do you go to the gym per week

Deicide for me

hpv

You'll do no such thing

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=ZjuA_o6Jzyo

what do you mean spots? Like acne red marks?

he still gets birds though because he has """clout""" in those circles he's in. just a numbers game as well purely with instagram and that. if 50k birds see your boat then at least 100 will think you're alright

he shags basically

BASED

t. the mrs after I ask her where she wants to go for dinner (she makes a lot of typos)

Used to go 5 days a week, every night after toil. The new gf is a gains goblin so I rarely get to go on Fridays now

lads why are all the posts hidden by default ?

i dont go to the gym im just shit posting

dont be daft?
no like white spots.. had them for months lol

the pooality of wank

lol imagine getting an std and thinking u just got a bit of willy acne even months later

are you sure they’re not fordyce spots?

when a spot that's just been red, swollen and sensitive for days finally turns into a whitehead over night and you get to pop it

Neither of those sound normal mate
Get them checked out

Experiencing the ol pre toil anxiety

Thanks to the user that posted this have you got more,?

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First need to be able to imagine having sex which you arent capable of doing accurately

I pulled my back yesterday

what happens if you don't attack spots? genuinely never happened

lol imagine getting an s

Sicily is nordic

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yeah they are but my ex actually mentioned it before as well

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Same but for gym toil

off for a workout lads

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Quite like it in Gregg's when i take the last pasty that the runt behind wanted

Contemplating a dose of phenibut

gf drinking too much lads

why would you even bother saving that? shes like a 6/10

fucking revolting little house hobgoblin

Post bicep.

what does gains goblin mean i don't speak gymcel

what makes you say that?
y i k e s

Ahh yes pastry encrusted dog food

Listening to an Australian band

but what?

same but for walking toil

that looks like ingrown hair

supposedly it's better not to but realistically who's gonna cut about with a big greasy whitehead throbbing away

cope on i shag also mine arent that big but still how do i rid them

Mine too
Her mum and sister and her all drink far too much wine together and they'll end up ruining themselves

>white genes

Cope

someone/something that wants to steal your gains

Things that detract from progress at gym.

Experiencing the smug toil from home feeling

>gets std
>how do i get rid of it?
go to the doctors you cret

better than a bloody blackhead eh
*rattles pint* ooohhhh arrrrrre goooorrrr woooorrrr yaaaaaa

bit late now m8, gotta take that shit early

worried that if i lose weight my face will sag

>Indian genes

somebody that prevents you from getting gains (or otherwise making progress)
i.e. gf trying to make you drink/shag instead of gym, fat people that shit on you for trying not to be fat like them, parents that try to stop you eating protein

you being racist or you on about the ones they dig out of old blokes with a super zoomed in camera on instagram

>>white genes

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Working late

Roy out for 10, that's poor that, yeah you'd think that's poor

me?
pesticide

I'm racist

Anyone have any good passport wallet recs? I have 3 passports and another travel booklet so i need a way of carrying them all securely but without letting on that i have more than one when im pulling them out to officials

taarrr borrgaleeeyyy yeah haha weeeeeyyyy *sloshes pint in the air and gets it all over you*

This is a sicilian man

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Just Swiss really

Post your passport so I know what size to recommend.

The supremacy of the Italian race is evident
Non Italians are only fit to grovel at our feet and serve us