And it better be good.
Give me AT LEAST one reason you're not at the beach right now
too cold
I suffer in first world
Many reasons.
Earthquake just happened. Tsunami risk.
Knowing Romanian traffic and roadways, I sure as fuck am not gonna drive all the way to Constanta just because "muh beach"
Nearest beach is too far
i'm playing runescape
its 350 kms away
but i am
Just got home from work and also the sea near here is literally a cesspool
The only people who touch the seawater in Oslo are the ones who don't know the water purity readings
I’m ugly
I hate the warmth
Its boring
Sand itches
Its time consuming
I get depressed looking at happy people
Its far away from home
I’m tired
I’d rather go to the gym
I have socializing
It’s loud
Need any more reasons?
I hate socializing*
:(
cold
Still waiting on the Chinese to raise the sea level with coal burning
I live next to a lake.
I don't have sea in my country fucking donkey
comfy
if you war at chile i will support you
But I am, I’m on vacation.
Not at a shitty tourist beach, though.
Cringe
Cringe and not thankful for your service.
>And it better be good
I'm building a deck with my father. Big family party later today, gonna get wasted. Already had 7-8 beers but I keep sweating it all out, fucking scorching hot..
>2000km north of me
>3500 west of me
>1000 east of me
>more than 6500km south of me.
yeah fuck you
your country is so long anyway, why not be a little generous
It’s 1am in the winter
I'm ugly
>winter
What temperature?
Pic related, me last winter in -40°C
Guessing you don't get those temps?
(not talking shit, genuinely curious)
>It’s loud
wtf kind of beach do you go to?
i am in the matrix
A lot of beaches in Sweden become packed full of people in the summer.
Pic related is my local beach, there's loud music, screaming kids and drunk people everywhere
>winter in August
Australian education
it's winter
I'm at work.
I live on the "beach", swam for 30 minutes just an hour ago.
Might get drunk soon
>tfw all the other swedes ITT are drinking beer at their lakeside vacation homes while I work all summer
What's the point in going to the beach?
>vacation homes
Bitch please...
i can't drive. otherwise i would be
I'm here at the beach, now what?
beaches are overrated
It’s never below 0 but our winters can be very windy
Because i'm not a boomer
It's 12:30am. I was there earlier today.
Wind sucks. I rather have -20°C and no wind instead of +5°C and wind/rain.
The wind always cuts to the bone.
Nice beach, here is mine.
uhhh ohhh aahh, let me think hmmm it's because uhmmmm ahhhhh... Oh yes I got it now, it's because I am fat
gotta study for the last exam and become a doctor before my parents die of old age
Its 8am
Cool wind turbines! Are they loud?
I literally live on a beach. Sucks though, full of jelly fish and drunk germans
I have no friends and I am not the loser that would dare go alone
i'm an ugly manlet. why would i want to show my ugly mug to everyone? also i don't live near a beach and i don't have any friends
But why should I? It's boring.
I don't even know
I found a nice minecraft modpack, and it has been raining the whole day
That's winter here.
Your country is also big, why dont you give a little bit of land back to México
Im autistic
Beaches are fucking stupid.
>nothing to do but sit there
>crowded
>sand gets everywhere
>it's hot
>the water is still cold though
Beaches are the most overrated shit in the world. I'd rather go hiking
this
I think my parents have already caught me jacking off many times.
>that filename
My parents are dead though. How am I supposed to jack off in front of them?
I'm texting a girl and trying to get her to come over to mine.
I am visiting my sick grandma
Fuck the beach niggers continent represent
Its winter here.
I've already been tuesday, I'm tired and I work tomorrow.
don't have a car. will go soon
this woman is kinda ugly and her face wakens up some ancient fear inside of me, like that of clowns.
I hate beaches and I hate people
THERE IS NO BEACH IN BAVARIA
>6.9
>earthquake
lmao
I hate sand
>mongoloid eyes
Kill your self
I have a paper to do and I was on the beach for 5 weeks and Im temporarily sick of it
>all of those swedish posts
I was at the beach two days ago.
Holy shit you are living in paradise my Swedish friend.
If he swam for 30 minutes in that cold water he's literally in paradise.
It isn't really about the swimming It's more about the scenery and houses ect.
I live very far away from the beach, plus I put on some bad weight
I refuse to be seen shirtless if I don't have a 6 pack
Costs money
Why should I just hang there at the beach alone?
I'm studying for my engineering admissions
I live in a landlocked desert state. The closest thing we have to a body of water is a man made lake that the mob used to use to dump bodies.