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dumb crossposter

we're just drinking margaritas at the mall

can't imagine a world where tim takes this well

my favourite indian food? curry

this is just cringe.

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tim saga coming to an end it seems.

just banged out a few support tickets for the last of my 20cogs not going amber, should be in for a cool £100 in a month or so

what is it with yanks and margaritas
tbf I got smashed on them in Denver and had a decent time but still

>this autistic finn who bangs on about leftypol and has spent that past 6 months building a city in what seems to be sim city 2000 and constantly posts frogs

what does he gain

feel like pure shit just want to die
got a gf I want to dump
got a shit job on a measly 36k
got boring friends who can't stomach drink

cor wish she would place her fanny on my mouth and that

Just received this in the post

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do they not know he's a paranoid schizophrenic?

honestly feel sorry for are tim, the man clearly needs medical help, his mental state has completely deteriorated and his paranoia is getting worse by the day.

reckon it's only a matter of time before he stabs someone. needs to be in an institution asap

phooor bit of areola there mate haha

>England's Brave Harry Mcguire

oh how the mighty have fallen

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good shout

Your attention

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>leheup

what ethnicity is this

well ackhually it's sim city 4 mind you

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margaritas are for people who want a cheap buzz but can't stand american macrobrews or hard liquor

its fake you dip

British food that lad.

love a chilli/burrito bowl more than a curry

onthemarket.com/details/6466822/
did the dentist go out of business after timmy left?

favourite chinese food?
take out

I don't like spicy food
even curry is too much

surrepdittiosuly orders a maccyds

>love a chilli/burrito bowl
hello fat mongrel

Luv a Thai green curry more than a Indian, good Thai pussy too

comfy flat. shame it's not available to buy

remember when me and my mates would sit around calling each other faggots. then we'd call each other faggots in return. and then again over and over for hours at a time. don't recall us ever doing anything else in fact

It isn't.

sick of never being invited to anything

sick of having no friends

sick of having no gf

sick of sitting in all weekend

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he retired into the sunset.

sometimes when im out walking i realise that 99% of the adults i pass have kissed someone and even had sex and i havent and it makes me want to die

onion bhajis and samosas, with butter chicken curry

utterly fucking PENG, hopping on justeat to order rn

I don't find that in the least difficult to believe lad.

loooooool sirrepditusly hides your virgin post

You should probably go outside lad.

Take your baby by the wrist

and then amount the manifest

you copied my post

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It's just you and ur hand tonighttttt

I'll be your friend :3

love a full english more than any of the gimpy southern shit you clowns are dribbling on about offer me hummus and you'll get a fat lip and a cauliflower ear

me 2bh lads

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it's vegan you fat bastard

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I do everyday. For work and to walk my dogs.

My week off toil is now over
Just the standard weekend hours now
Toil on Monday

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post doggos

imagine eating this and thinking its healthy

has every lad in britain done a wank in the same room as a mate?

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t. pallid, corpulent, troll looking cunt

just ordered the 1/3 english breakfast, an american specialty

Love a good protein shake

don't think so. some user from around the area said bout a year ago he'd been headhunted by some group or higher level dentist association or some such

oi oiiiii its friday get in

whats happeninh here

aaah yes, a mass of carbs

LMAO

Take your dog out for a walk and make a point of talking to soeone else with a dog. leave the dog home, go for a pint.

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i look like a young sean bean so swivel on my bollocks you limp wristed soft boy men like me built this country

how many birds you shagged off tinder lads
and how long you had it

Meatcuck is having a fit about fibrous, nutrient dense fresh veggies
Enjoy heart disease

Lol I legit went passed his house today. Some really nice houses on Amersham hill

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yes it is
be quiet

Is this not one of the weirdest things you have ever seen?

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i eat meat. and i eat vegetables.

>higher level dentist association
wonder if dentists have their own secret society like the freemasons do

you dont have it?

>carbs? not you can't eat carbs nooooo

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enjoy knocking a bus over with your arse and shitting out full undigested vegtables

Meat is literally unnecessary in 2019
There are so many vegan options

>runt dogs
no wonder you don't have friends....

It's called an aeroplane.

It's only older people who you see out with their dogs.
Not drinking alone I'd feel too awkward

No, it really isn't.

based
fuck matey who said the jack one was a runt

no meat, no meal.

don't have the land for a large dog. Its cruel to keep a big dog in a small back garden all day

nout wrong with some chicken every now and then but if you unironically still eat red meat you need to give your head a wobble asap

Doesn't matter what age they are talk to them anyway, then just man up and go for a drink.

do you have any idea how many men birds are messaging at once

enjoy your cancer

do you live by yourself? how old are you?

one on the left's a jack russell mutt right? miss my old jack to death