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>be in northern Sweden
>summer
>have record high mosquito numbers, no place in Europe can even compete
>there's literally signs warning tourists
>people ignore them because why not
>mosquitoes kill reindeer and moose etc every day from blood loss
>researchers figured an average swarm of mosquitoes here is about 80 million strong
>go outside for 10 minutes
>get 340+ bites
>fuuuugg
*slurp*
fug forget pic
what the fuck
Jesus just nuke Sweden it's for the best of the whole Europe
Not even joking
nightmare
>>there's literally signs warning tourists
Not just for tourists though, they usually warn you about wetlands and swamps. Common in my area
Poor mooses, deers and small mammals
>>mosquitoes kill reindeer and moose etc every day from blood loss
based
>be northern Sweden
>want to buy some booze in town
>open door and look outside
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>ah shit
>see cloud of billions of millions skeeters
>close door
>make a plan
>rub anti-skeeter deodorant all over
>put on long sleeves and long pants instead of summer clothes
>run like a maniac to the car
Most of the time it works. And some people are immune, my older brother can stand naked and not get a single bite.
Weak faggots, mosquitos are nothing compared to clouds of billions of midges and deer flies.
We have Bromsar... They can fly in speeds reaching 75km/h and they are everywhere in middle/southern Sweden.
Yep, deer flies. Bottom pic is obviously an allergic reaction.
Honestly, the small ones are way worse
Yep. Are you sure Canada isn't just Sweden, version 2?
We got them in germany aswell we call them Bremsen
Fuck those cunts. I am allergic and get big red swollen bites from them...
do keto, mosquitoes hate keto blood for some reason
We have a gigantic forest, lots of large mammals and accordingly gillions of blood sucking flies of all shapes and sizes.
>the small ones are way worse
I got bit on my balls one time by a green one of those. I have never felt pain like that before or after
>gigantic forest, lots of large mammals and accordingly gillions of blood sucking flies of all shapes and sizes
Hmm sounds like Sweden but a bit larger. My local forest is the size of Scotland kek.
Må gud vara med dig.
Jeje we got a retarded kind
They just fly around and crash on you they fly fast and hurts like hell
They are harmless
guess I'll never visit sweden, fuck that shit
One question to Jow Forums, do you have moose flies/Älgstyng? Not sure what the English name is. They literally spray eggs into your eyes (their normal target is deer and moose noses). Those eggs turn into larvae, can cause blindness in humans. And insane pain. They look almost like bumblebees but they stay around your face and then you feel a squirt. Damage is done. Seek a doctor.
>pic related, Malin Hallgren in 2009 was out walking in the woods and one sprayed her eye.
Just 12 hours later she had 25-30 larvae in her eye and had to seek hospital help. They managed to save her eye thanks to quick response times.
Here ya go bruh
Wew. Sounds worse than the stereotypes of Australia
Are there any government programs in place to destroy the Mosquitoes like in some third world countries? Or do you guys just let them fly around unchecked?
>travel to spain
>mosquito bites me on the sole of my foot in the night, also bites the other side
>next day put on my socks and shoes and go out
>come home to the fact that my sock has blood on it from where the bites have rubbed against the sock/shoe
>still hasn't healed
fuck these zoomzoom niggers
Sweden is the fucking straya of europe ffs
Kek.
>Are there any government programs in place to destroy the Mosquitoes like in some third world countries? Or do you guys just let them fly around unchecked?
They tried using chemicals in the 80's and 90's but nothing helped. And Mosquitoes in Sweden do not carry any diseases so the government don't care.
With warmers winters and brown immigrants they soon will.
>destroy the Mosquitoes
Nah our skeeters don't carry death aids or anything, they just give you itchy bites and that is it but I still hate them all
Fuck me, their sting hurts worse than a wasps sometimes.
>be chilling at lake
>one of those niggers show up
>jump in lake and dive for a whole minute
>he's still there waiting for you to come up
jewsquito
Just splash it they're easy to get
>warmers winters
Our summer become hotter, our winter become colder. Not even joking, last winter after the insane 30+ C summer was the coldest in like 30 years. We had -40 degrees for over 2 months.
Pic related, me in my full hipster glory
This shit, they are smart. They wait for you..
>Just splash it they're easy to get
They are not. They fucking plan ahead and wait for you.
>jump into lake to escape them
>come back up 30 meters away
>they are waiting for you
>get massive bite on the head/neck
>dive again, swim under water for 2-3 minutes
>come back up
>the fuckers are still there
Here Lyme disease is spreading north because the ticks just won't die.
Beautiful color though. That's a beetle right?
>Here Lyme disease is spreading north because the ticks just won't die
Same bruh, and Borrelia as well
8/10 beard
>mongoloid eyes
global warming leads to greater extremes in temperature, not colder winters
>any government programs in place to destroy the Mosquitoes
Yes, here in Dalarna they spray a mosquito toxin every spring/summer. It helps a lot.
Why do these annoying fuckers even exist?
It sucks, I'm always scrutinizing my balls and ass now after walking in the woods.
exact same problem in alaska
youtube.com
Thank god for dry summer.
Smart man. I always have to do some yoga moves to check my self every night.
Brothers who know our pain..
>They are not. They fucking plan ahead and wait for you.
I got them everytime. We call them "taon"
>can even compete
in Europe probavly, but Siberia wants to know your location and also challenge you:
Yess
>french people a smarter than us
God dammit.
>Siberia
You guys are fucking awesome, it's like Scandinavia on drugs. 100% worse.
Cool. Are they friendly?
I guess living in a desert shithole has it's perks. Never have to deal with 'squitoes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Cool. Are they friendly?
Yes they might eat your fruit but they don't live long so it's not an issue