British documentary

British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider

American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip

So anyways how are documentaries in your cunt?

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this will never stop making me kek

Like british documentary but in the end they'll show a village where they eat the mantis

this has forever ruined american documentaries for me

americans?

Yes they really do.

hate em

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Not a big fan honestly

felt like I was having a fever dream watching that American documentary

so what if we do this? do you not like entertainment?

I can never watch yank documentaries after seeing this pasta, I always think of this lmao

Damn, our documentaries are pretty based.

British docs usually have classical music timed with the footage or over it

my first thought everytime i need to kek

For you bookfags, I recommend Anti-intellectualism in American Life to see why we really do this.

keep em in the zoos

tyfys

I'm so happy people still use my image for these threads. I didn't make the pasta but that picture took me all of 20 minutes in MS Paint.

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You're welcome. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Forgot to mention how the segments are like 10 mins before ad breaks, then when the show resumes it spends 5 of those minutes recapping what happened in the last segment

this doesn't happen

...

I fucking love this pasta, thank you

bless you user

>Japan version

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>unironically wanting to watch some boring shit about bugs
so this is the power of european culture......

we need documentaries about americans with OP pasta style

>the roars

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kek

>kek

old documentary
>david attenborough talks about cool shit animals do
new documentary
>jimbo's boomer kustom kars (all of which are american shitpiles nobody drives willingly)

what are some good documentaries? last ones ive watched were eddie hall, super size me, and those planet earth ones. history or physics based preferred

They are all propaganda.

>n't make the pasta but that picture took me all of 20 minutes in MS Paint.

North American media pushing people's mind to attack another country to "survive" ... then white childs are idiots and manipulable, and the british doc makes you gay.

Forklands = are's!

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