/brit/

not really no

what have you done with your life in that time? not a lot probably

oh nonono

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£20 pizza

OH I AM LAUGHING

signing a chubby 30 year old for a ridiculous sum?, thats the united way

Just listened to scary monsters and super creeps, the bowie album
Fucking great album. Teenage wildlife, what a perfect track...

2 boxes of wings also m8y

Imagine if the genders were swapped..........

oi that reminds me
people who like bbq pizza are fucking wronguns

socialism for doing military service, being healthy and having skills is not the same as socialism for a meme degree that only increases debt and eventually gives more power to the police as people would resort to crime to survive

Anyone know any good wallets for holding multiple passports which at the same time conceals the fact you're carrying multiple from officials?

i have 3 passports so i need a conveneint way of carry them.

She'd be Donald Trump, he'd be Ivanka.

when did all these literal 18 year olds arrive

fuck off please

zerogrid.com/products/rfid-blocking-family-passport-holder-multiple-passport-wallet

I made myself a lovely steak with chips, asparagus, peas and onion rings

Why do northerners just skip words when they're talking? Are they just so stupid they forget mundane words?

youtube.com/watch?v=Of0vaF2FngE

looks a bit tacky.

Wish I were a literal 18yo

not that many around here anymore lad

summer /brit/ was always full of Uni/A-level/Exam talk but I've barely seen any of it this summer

guess they all fucked off to the student room haha wahey

but dipping it in bbq sauce is patrician

fuck off to harrods and spend £500 on one then

To intimidate the Southrons

my belly cries out for 2 £20 papa johns pizzas

if you had the opportunity to move to a big european city for a good grad job, would you go or stay here?

they all just talk about identity politics these days

hate cunts who take psychedelics. simple as

what you hate is yourself

This is why I only purchase supercars in Sydney

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but I already live in a big european city (milton keynes)

i dont hate anything really
im at peace
im a new man and humbled

love people who take drugs recreationally

i dont exist and either do you. fuck off you projecting cunt

>3 passports

Most likely Pakiland, India and UK unfortunately

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real new

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go.
the way i see it is moving to london is shit but pretty much necessary for a grad job. however you will be aware that you are spending a lot more to live the same kind of life you could just achieve in manchester or birmingham.

moving to paris might also be shit but at least it has a novelty value which offsets the grimness of starting out poor.

how exactly is the Japanese language so peng?

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*hugs you*
*keeps touching you*

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probably more fun living in london as a graduate though even though it costs more

Lmao
Cambridge student died by opening a door on her private plane hahahahaha

India and Pakistan don't let their citizens be citizens of both countries.

Should've bought some peanuts

probably not but if it's a city you want to visit and you dont have a decent job prospect here then sure I guess as long as the contract didn't force me to stay too long

Go of course. Unless you can think of a convincing reason not to.

probably get sick of foreigners after a while
as much as i dislike this country sometimes i still like living here

would like to believe this but having trouble visualising how this situation possibly occurred.

people say this but i doubt it. sure you can eat a £10 hummus wrap in a warehouse in more locations in london, but they day to day bits of life are the same as in Leeds albeit you're just poorer in London.

at least with paris things would be novel

banned in germany

more of a brazil nut man meeself x

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have no hobbies
what are some hobbies to get into?

Okay, well that is of course going to be a problem for you.

Yeah I want to live in paris

wouldn't mind licking Christina Hendricks' armpits

wanking

£10 Cum wrap

the majority of atheists will end up killing themselves or descending into alcoholism or drugs

climbing

>I want to live in paris

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gaming and fucking

Just heard it on the news, apparently she was having some sort of crisis.
Probably first bit of hardship she'd ever faced.

it's true

Know for a fact that I'm the best poster in /brit/

We should do the same

It's the sheer scope of things to do in London that makes it worthwhile putting up with it being London.

Moving to Shanghai lads

anyone want to share a mansion

Things that interest you.

I wouldn't say the majority
the majority will live lives filled with degeneracy though and will feel pretty unfulfilled at the end of it

I am not hungry but I am eating

I can still get it. Cannot fathom using coke or molly over it.

mental how people base their entire identity around how they like to stimulate their genitals

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

Descending?

>molly
kill yourself

It's actually very fucking difficult to get rid of UK citizenship, costly too.

do they eat nigger meat in aus?

You really are an unhelpful dickhead

as a citizen of multiple countries i disagree. in fact multiple citizenship is part of how things like Northern Ireland have been sorted out.

It also undoubtedly helps foster british soft power around the world and bolsters ties with the commonwealth countries.

Consuming food to regenerate my bodily cells so that I may live just one more day

Old pasta is old lad.

Imagine being Meghan Markle's father

*he posts from his £800 a month room in a councilflat-cum-flatshare*

chess
painting

I doubt he has many morals in the first place considering he chose to breed with a coon

for me? its moving to pengdon after graduating and sleeping on a sofa so i can afford to toil for 70 hours a week

What's the fucking point in trying to force yourself to do something you've no interest in?

come on rorke, for fuck sakes this is a family rated thread. pack it in dickhead. jesus.

are you me?

Nowts been sorted out