I'm a poor college wagie about to go all in on an alt ($~8k)...

I'm a poor college wagie about to go all in on an alt ($~8k). Can you persuade me with facts and not memes to choose one?

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GVT and hold until at least November.

you're welcome

You'd be better off just buying one Bitcoin and using the remainder on alts

checked. this, OP

Nah, I'm tired of this. I fully expect to lose everything and kill myself. I just want that one shot to finally make it.

I'm literally telling you how to make it retard, go all in on chainlink then, you got it all figured out

You're too late, altcoins are dead. Your only hope now is bitcoin gaining back its losses from last year.

Get some loans and credit cards first at least.
BCH is the real bitcoin.

>$1.29 gas
Those were the days.

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Everything I read about chainlink that is not written by pajeet shills points to the fact that its useless though, it's entire selling point could be written into eth in a day.

>not a third worlder in sight
Indeed.

Dont go all in one. However put atleast 800$-1000$ into NIMIQ

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what's Mr. President's workout regiment? anyone from Jow Forums

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take the diet soda pill

If you're looking for a hail mary and not just some low-risk gains, then you gotta go for a prominent low-cap coin with a lot of fomo potential. I'm in the same poorfag boat as you, and I'm personally all in 0xbtc, which has a market cap of only 1.5mm, but has already managed to make Jow Forums foam at the mouth at the mere mention of it. I'm phonefagging atm, so I cba to write the whole thing out, but I suggest you start by reading the whitepaper and go from there. Remember, never trust Jow Forums, including myself, always dyor and look out for opportunities when others are still sound asleep.

There is only one coin you can hope to make money on. The rest are literally illusions derived by maniacs for the strictly delusional mongoloids. Just buy bitcoin and in 5-10 years you'll have yourself a million bucks bud.

If for some reason you feel like actually gambling it away in the short term of the next year, then go ahead and get anything else but .. but be ready to lose it all.

>Going all in on shitcoin
>Gambling everything so easily just to catch a pump of some bucks and if fail lose everything
>Never gonna make it

Just ride the low cap coins that are less than 20 million. Transfer profits into other low caps and repeat man.
NKN right now, may be a hated coin but it has such a low marketcap (11 million) for what it is. 3 months ahead of schedule. Release one click miner in the next few days. Just put it into that and ride the pump.

8k usd of Nimiq sounds pretty fucking good though.

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>not memes

All of crypto is a meme, OP. Don't kid yourself. You are gambling on bullshit. We all are.

Imagine acrually thinking this

I don't understand why chainlink is a coin though.. it's just a technology for other coins.

chinlakn $11.9278645k eoy

Read into Lamden TAU. Read yourself. Your welcome. Low point rn and conference soon.

I'm not a paid pajeet so get your own facts but I'll tell you for free that if you're going all in on one alt you want to look at Monero.

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fat fuck donald