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lol :)

Sheeet.
Most people die with eyes closed.
Obvious solution is to keep dem fuckers open

I want to sleep forever but I wake up

I want to check em
But I also want to get dabz

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what does this mean
(check em lad)

>306
>360

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youtube.com/watch?v=0obMRztklqU

1488

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>1488
fucking checked

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first eesti post itt

go to sleep little eesti

Hi my friend

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NO!!!
hello

Just got home from work

haha

why do the baltics have such shit tier mythology

why so late? you work retail?

Logistics, but I work with Americans so I have weird working hours.

Swamp fumes.

so you're a truck driver?

>shit tier mythology
Negga do you know anything about our mythology ?

No, I'm a fleet manager, I keep an eye on drivers who are in America so that they wouldn't do stupid shit and fix their logs and so on and help them if they run into some trouble.

He already gave a full description of it in his post.

Logistics is ''planing'' not ''executing''

We call people who drive ''ekspeditors''

sounds kind of like pajeet tech support. no offence meant of course
he said shit tier. so let's roll with that :DD

yes, unfortunately

just a little bit of bants my fren. nothing serious

it's all just nonsense anyway. so why even bother

youtube.com/watch?v=2Pp3E-5e9Pg

BOOM, Latvia is '' land of plowers ''
and it's in Sanskrit

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thank you for your service

you can't be the land of plowers because that shit came to us only thousands of years after we had settled here. you can be land of potato if you want

did a poo

noice

describe the exact consistency and emotional effect of the whole procedure pls.

HOLY FUCKING BASED!!!
How did you get the sticky? The jannie must be mad right now...

>you can be land of potato if you want
youtube.com/watch?v=QiqqC_fbP1c

I unironically love this guy and he is Latvian in his heart
>can't be the land of plowers because that shit came to us only thousands of years after we had settled here
You mean ''plow'' as a tool? Nah ...it's ''plow'' as action.

both tool and action. we were hunters/gatherers and then some thousand years go by and some guy comes along with the idea that you can plow a field and plant grain...

perkele

this guy plows

that retard ruined everything

moderately thick and long log, smooth but firm surface, the emotional effect is amazing, you could do DMT and you wouldn't get even 10% of the feeling this gives, highly recommend pooping daily

well. yeah. but if it hadn't been for "him" we would've been extinct by now, much like the livonians. we wouldn't have had a population burst and we would've died out by the first epidemic of bubonic plague or if that didn't do us it the short ice age surely would've fucked us right in the butt with an icy dick.. or if that didn't kill us already the winter war would've wiped us out... so i guess, we shouldn't really be mad at this particular lad for spreading the information

and he gave us potatoes

no he didn't. we have to thank the Portuguese or Spaniards for that. iirc they brought it back from Americas. and that was way way past the time agriculture was a thing here. like 10000 years later or so

green onions

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true

haha. some nice spices the gf got aren' t they.

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Normalshits, all of you

fuck it feels so good to have a pusssssaaaayyy at home which you own. you neetshits really need to fkys

>dude pussy lmao

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>dude i fucking HATE pussy

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>dude I just LOVE the hustle and the bustle of the PUSSY

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>Data of the Central Statistical Bureau of Latvia (CSB) show that at the end of 2017 Latvian was mother tongue of 60.8% of the country’s usually resident population.

Will this thread brave the night? Find out on the next episode of /balt/

spoiler ahead
warning

spoiler now

no
end of spoiler

two weeks of not jacking off and i busted to a fucking shame thread on gif

i feel so fucking disgusted, im on the verge of tears

wasted