How do you make friends when you have none?

How do you make friends when you have none?

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not anymore

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Go to church
Go to the library
Go to farmer's markets
Check out your classifieds for hobby groups that want more members
Breddy easy tbqh, even if you have social aspergers like me

You make internet frens in facebook

I meant in real life. Not people on the internet who might as well just be chatbots with a profile picture.

Make vidya friends then

volunteer at some place

Get a fucking job.

>be part Scottish
>play
>youtube.com/watch?v=to1xT93IlUI

>fall in love with Scottish woman
>make pregnant
>still join tv series but small part
>enjoy life

You dont. You just get sucked further into loneliness and become more dead inside every year.

i'm 30 and havent had any friends for 11 years now.

Like a fucking job will give you friends

I was at one place but they were are all 50+ yo boomers. Besides I don't see how a job will lead to that.

get out of your mothers basement, find a real hobby, find other people with the same hobby, dont push yourself on them but let them come to you. if you are not to retarded or pushy they will start to include you. or get a job and just dont be weird, you will be included after a few days/weeks, but excluded by half as soon as you quit. untill then forget about it, if you long for friends you will just act weird and feel lonely. no one wants that friend.

All those are gay and riddled with normies.

When I was a friendless loser my parents got me to go the ymca. Years later we're at today and now I'm a loser with a couple of friends

give money to random people, eventually they'll be your friends

ouch :(
so sorry for that, user
i'd say try to talk to people, conquer that fear of not talking
i can be your friend if you want

You just have to make friends with people.

Go to a board game club, there are cool and also very autistic people.

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You make none your friend

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my gf is my only friend but I don't really mind it that way

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Only burgers consider their sexual partner as a friend....weird.

Real friends don't exist anymore

>Working solves all your problems and gives sense to your life

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I know my frens from going to sports events, music events and being leader of the boy scouts. Basically, being around people with shared interests.

You should join a club.

>"my wife is my best friend" - An American

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Well have fun being lonely I guess. If you want weirdo friends just find them on the internet or start selling drugs or something

I actually don't mind it. When I move I'll look into martial arts or boxing places just so I don't go completely insane

Is this a new ironic meme? Euros and Latin people treat their wives/husbands as strangers or something?

No one will tell you that their gf or wife is "their best friend". Do you fuck your friends ?

Are you familiar of the concept "friends with benefits"?

Yeah a friend who get Gov gibs for a disability.

Be yourself more.

we do everything together

I don't kick her out of the house as soon as I come