Which President of the USA would win an all out hand-to-hand battle royale brawl? Place your bets

Which President of the USA would win an all out hand-to-hand battle royale brawl? Place your bets.

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Teddy

Jackson or Teddy

Lincoln. He’d have the reach advantage and he was supposedly a good wrestler.

Wasn't Washington also some super Chad war hero as well

Yeah, but there were cooler ones

William Howard Taft will spin and crush everyone just like Choji from the anime Naruto

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Washington was a failure before the revolution. His men suffered massive casualties in battle and there was even an incident of a friendly fire battle. He resigned until the revolution began.

>no one has posted Taft

taft would crush them

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But didn't he just dodge bullets while people behind him were just falling?

This. Dude literally got shot and gave a speech still. He was also a war veteran.

These
Teddy is a man's man
Jackson is legit insane
Taft is a big boy

clinton would be best as running to the corner and letting everyone else fight it out

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“I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.” - Abe Lincoln, Wrestling Hall of Famer, 6'4ft tall.

is it at the time of presidency, or personal prime?
doesn't seem fair for fdr if it's time of presidency

in his prime ford was a gigachad

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100 US politicians are air dropped onto Jeffrey Epstein’s island for a battle royale

Isnt it obvious?
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There's only one president who weighed a fucking ton

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He also started the seven years war by moving into territory the french claimed.

Teddy use to box professional boxers while in office as president, he went blind in one eye because of it

Depends if they are fighting in their prime or in their age in office.

wow Lincoln was so tall

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Let's say they'd all be in their 30's.

Teddy is a gigachad

clearly Lincoln he was a well respected brawler

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George Washington turned down Bad Company's help and fought a battle all by himself

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This, he also had the power to control eagles at will

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Abraham Lincoln. My man Abe was almost as tall as me and he's a wrestling hall of famer.

Wasn't Lincoln a legit street fighter and pretty known at that as well? On the other hand, sounded like Teddy practiced UFC in White House cellars.