Which President of the USA would win an all out hand-to-hand battle royale brawl? Place your bets.
Which President of the USA would win an all out hand-to-hand battle royale brawl? Place your bets
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Teddy
Jackson or Teddy
Lincoln. He’d have the reach advantage and he was supposedly a good wrestler.
Wasn't Washington also some super Chad war hero as well
Yeah, but there were cooler ones
William Howard Taft will spin and crush everyone just like Choji from the anime Naruto
Washington was a failure before the revolution. His men suffered massive casualties in battle and there was even an incident of a friendly fire battle. He resigned until the revolution began.
>no one has posted Taft
taft would crush them
But didn't he just dodge bullets while people behind him were just falling?
This. Dude literally got shot and gave a speech still. He was also a war veteran.
These
Teddy is a man's man
Jackson is legit insane
Taft is a big boy
clinton would be best as running to the corner and letting everyone else fight it out
“I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.” - Abe Lincoln, Wrestling Hall of Famer, 6'4ft tall.
is it at the time of presidency, or personal prime?
doesn't seem fair for fdr if it's time of presidency
in his prime ford was a gigachad
100 US politicians are air dropped onto Jeffrey Epstein’s island for a battle royale
Isnt it obvious?
youtu.be
There's only one president who weighed a fucking ton
He also started the seven years war by moving into territory the french claimed.
Teddy use to box professional boxers while in office as president, he went blind in one eye because of it
Depends if they are fighting in their prime or in their age in office.
wow Lincoln was so tall
Let's say they'd all be in their 30's.
Teddy is a gigachad
clearly Lincoln he was a well respected brawler
George Washington turned down Bad Company's help and fought a battle all by himself
This, he also had the power to control eagles at will
Abraham Lincoln. My man Abe was almost as tall as me and he's a wrestling hall of famer.
Wasn't Lincoln a legit street fighter and pretty known at that as well? On the other hand, sounded like Teddy practiced UFC in White House cellars.