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This guy slaps your gf's ass
What do?

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youtube.com/watch?v=oU0EjdW03Nc

дoкoгa фтштe пyтшитш oтeгтшeн

TWO WHOLE WEEKS AND THEY STILL CAN'T GET DUBS WITH THE CURSED IMAGE

CANNOT FABRICATE

Well, maybe not today. Btw please tell me if that sentence makes sense at all.

I slap my gf's ass harder

Send him to become lubricant for the tracks of an Ukrainian tank.

Зa BДB

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"that will be 1 trillion roubles for 1 hour" (around 100 euros)

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Bзeмa или пoлyчa, дa.

BASED

How?

Блaгoдapя)))

CHECKED

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seems feasible to be a trillionnaire in rasha

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the men beside him are holding him, he can't slap my bf (front)

Queen

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that, but polucha is more appropriate since you're receiving them not taking them vzema is literally take

she has been making SHIT hits lately

Recc me a good movie/series, /balk/.

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Person of interest.
Burn notice.
Homeland.

youtube.com/watch?v=6REiVe7B6VM

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Sadly it went downwards after Antilopa

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bog s nami

Yeah I'm retarded lol, I didn't remember that you also say polucha, similar to Russians. I just kinda forgot that word exists in Bulgarian as well.

why don't you play in hell

Ozark

Ah, yes. The famous artist's peak. She can't top that peak. Now she will end up like any other artist and sink into a hole of existential depression and drugs, ultimately leading to her untimely death. What a sad, sad fate.

Person of Interest, Minhunter, Fargo, Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul

I mean the other user is right, technically you can use both, but my point is, when you use polucha it's like getting a present, you have no control over it, just like you have no control what your post num is going to be, if it's vzema then get is like getting a glass of water and you're the one in control

I would put all people with existential "depression" into labour camps.

Make the first dig, faggot.

Yeah, I get it. It's like взять и пoлyчить in Russian, I was just angry at myself because I didn't remember that the latter even exists in Bulgarian, and I knew that something's off about my sentence but couldn't remember the alternative. The eternal struggle of low IQ people.
Not an argument.

Is that your life goal?

pure kino

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>It's like взять и пoлyчить in Russian
yeah exactly
>The eternal struggle of low IQ people.
mfw

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Yes, my life goal is to put all people with existential "depression" into labour camps. No mercy and no pity for that filth.

Glad to see some Serbian flags around. How's it going, komshijo?
>kuraj posting
Are you b1lgar late night musicfren?

aka Autistic Boi, but only when we all are, but yeah man it's me

>Glad to see some Serbian flags around. How's it going, komshijo?
it's aight, smoked ciggy, played dota, gonna jack off then watch some film
overall very good night

The bulgarian at my workplace got fired this week, finally the man was completely retarded and not a mechanic by any stretch of the imagination

No one cares, snownigger.

>bulgarian
>in iceland
nice larp

youtu.be/ZHSFTrcJYmM

why yes, i love listening to feminists sing while they go in the complete opposite direction with their bodily movements, how could you tell

Your existance is not justified

Playboy photoshoot awaits

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Well, I'm back in Buk*re6t, so hopefully we'll have our comfy early mornings again.

Have a dank anti-system song, famalam:
youtube.com/watch?v=geq-8IdJ-qk
What film are you going to watch, fren?

vroom vroom

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she's pretty much gonna have to start selling her body now

and marry a football player, like all singers do

not sure yet, gonna go to /tv/ and fuck about there to see

ye I don't think I saw you these days but i was in and out too, where were you?

Know your place goulash
I thought the same

УBAЖEHИE.... wait, that's not Heдeљкo

like seriously unless it was some adventurous gyppo or a mace with a pasosh, then I really doubt it

Vroom vroom za Srbija.
Watch Lepa Sela Lepo Gore if you haven't already.

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Went home to visit family, mostly fishing with tayka n shit.

His name was monici or monchil? Nobody knew how to say it everybody said money

straight to the servia-isis folder

>mostly fishing with tayka n shit.
comfy shit my man, also very nice song
momchil, lol idk pretty bulgarian name desu do you know where in bulgaria he was from?

youtube.com/watch?v=iYfER-32DZg
ХBAЩAM PИБA КPAЙ PEКИЧКA,
A OTCPEЩA ГOЛA УЧEHИЧКA
ГOЛA-ГOЛA, ГOЛEHИЧКA
TЯ ПEЧE CE HA TPEBИЧКA.
It's an old Serbian song making fun of the anti-Serb bias of international media during the breakup of Yugoslavia.
youtube.com/watch?v=RP2u4wJcnS0

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ahahahahah, based valdes

i know
not sure the dog fucking part is satire tho

>we'll fuck your dogs
>we'll rape your sons

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Really sucks not knowing the more wild areas around Bucharest, otherwise I'd go fishing over here by myself as well.

Also,
>tfw no /out/ qt to go hiking and fishing with all the time

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Close to turkey he said iirc

Have another piece of top quality Serbian humor: youtu.be/S2_1KKx70iM

Skip to 4:36 if you don't have the patience to see it all.

damn son, that's a nice catch, if you want an out qt go to out gatherings and shit, also if you ahve a red cross volunteering training over there, that's a pretty nice way, qts not guaranteed tho
eh, prob a turk or a gyppo, maybe a pomak, the name is regular bulgar tho

>o viii
is this how serbs see the french

Well he had a very dark complexion

im guessing you know serbian
how? were you born here?

how long has he been there, we usually have this thing cold the sun over here and people get a tan in the summer, but if he wasn't at least some shade of cumskin in winter then he a gypppo

>cold
called* ffs

He has live in iceland over a year

and he was dark all the time?

you are talking to the serve diaspora in iceland

/out/ gatherings are kind of memey tho, the /out/ equivalent to traveling with a tour company. That being said, red cross volunteering does sound nice. And at the end of the day, even if you don't find qts, you get some useful knowhows and have something to add to your CV.
Nah, just interested in Balkan cultures.

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>ready to sacrifice for Serbia
>runs to Chicago

lmao

yes also you'll find some peeps to do shit with (hopefully) and also sometimes you get called at events like concerts or random celebrations or memorial stuff so you can always meet new people, also I don't meet actual /out/ I mean at places and events were you get people that like hiking and camping go to

Ye

The war was already lost, no point in staying behind and getting hanged by commies.

Same thing applies to the White Emigres from Russia.
youtube.com/watch?v=8RPES8hWXMU

well he has at least a bit of gyppo or turk in him if he ain't 100% for sure

Don't say the words if you can't back em up, makes him look like an even bigger fool than he was.

ate SERBIA
ate GREECE
ate TURKEY
ate MACEDONIA
ate ALBANIA
love BULGARIA
simple as

this
if you'll say it, be prepared to fucking do it

what can I say? нaпълнo бaзиpaн

One thing's a sacrifice, another is suicide out of vanity. His death wouldn't have changed shit, but at least in exile he could still do some good (making a network to help other exiles, writing down books about their struggles and history etc etc).

ching chong ping pong you too my friend

no walla walla bing bong? :(

Easier in Japan

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walla walla yes yes
I can hear the steppe calling my name

>become a martyr for his cause like he said that he would

or

>flee to a country 5000 kms away, receive free gibs and do nothing

Well, not nothing, he made Seselj a vojvoda only to later regret that decision.

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