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Isle of Lewis Martinez?

why did the romans leave britain?

Right thats it this is too grim im going to go to bed

Haha don’t worry we’re the new Rome anyway :)

we showed them the bloody door

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lads, check what i spotted on the way home now looooooooooool

Which black mirror episode to watch next lads?

they recognised the coming greatness of the Anglo-Saxons

couldn't handle the banter.

@lad about the cop uniforms

Northern irelands police still look the part, they wear a shirt and tie. It's a shame we're moving away from uniforms towards athletic wear shit like posties all wear shorts and fleeces now like runts

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Nooooooooooooooooo

Yeah proper tragic

*Lops your head off with the authority of Christ*

imagine the weight in your hand of a willie that big

help me lads

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Hey dont miss it

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>Cornish

tell her no such thing exists

That's a vulgar and tasteless post man. Why would you make it? To get reactions from some anonymous strangers? You're not going to eat (you)s, others posters might as well be computer generated

>just give us a root will ya

more of a wayne walker man myself

The underworld

25 lol looks about 40

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I want to play your bum like the bongos

Good to see Teddy's still in one piece

liberalism is moral syphilis

Lmao this bitch got a meth chin

gf just sent this via airmail

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Jump off a cliff(with me)

and we are stepping in it every day

Looked like npc in a vidya game in the end lol

Sick of being fucking cold

What's quintessentialy British

Where is the island of lewis?
NeVer heard of that place

>That pile of Charlie Bigham's
'kin 'ell Tim's got a doopin' fortune

Quite an old photo.

jfc you got a nice gf, not a fan of the hat though

Just slipped in syphilis

just had a good conversation on a late night radio phone in show with a famous radio host on a national radio station lads

that's because you're a dirty nigger

islam, non-whites etc

Telling foreners to fuck off

Been tossed into a motley mixture

Hello, I seem to have stepped in something unpleasant. Oh, sorry, it's just your country.

Alright watching 'the waldo moment' now, you useless fucks

6'5 16 stone of pure english muscle

woe betide anyone who trifles with me

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lad are you cold right now? I am.

Omniculturalism, acceptance, equality.

ha ha ha

was thinking about this earlier
it's hard to define british culture in words but given different scenarios it's easy to say whether it's british culture or not

it's hard to explain but we just know

the shadow is moral syphilis

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Your frame's shit and your nob's non existent you virgin

Curry maybe?

Lanky streak of piss

idiocracy on film4, started at 23:00

Why when I can just read your posts

Just fucking fell on someone as I got off the train

rate

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Lads should I buy these?

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A day out in the Scottish Highlands

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What on earth is this glitch?

Watching Saving Mr. Banks off TIVO

omg it's soooooooo prophetic!

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americans watched that movie and thought it was a instruction manual lmfao

*pushes you in*

What about England?
It's not Scotland.

Not a bad show, bit dumbed down.

Liberalism mate, liberalism

ha, good one Dad.

Once tripped on the pavement and fell on some lad's parked Porsche haha

~Thank you~ wuw

Having a banana hewwwwww

Did it cause damage to the vehicle?.

Once saw a cute girl and walked into a park bench

i'm unironically 6'6 and 19 stone but it's mostly fat not muscle (well mostly liquid weight from being an alcoholic)

nah that's oxford bender and he's 5'10

Hopefully

Will scrap anyone in this thread

Still Britain my demon-worshipping co-poster

Just wanted to remind all Brits that I live in a better country than you

your silence speaks volumes

Idiocracy is a very bad movie. Not funny. The first scene holds up very, very well though. See it all the time. The wretched poor with children while career middle/upper middle class people having "anxiety" over having kids and providing an appropriate lifestyle.

I identify as a dump truck. Will you scrap me?

nah you just wouldn't get it
i can't explain the definition of british culture but in any given scenario i know whether it's proper british culture or foreign nonsense

Haha oi oi banana gang had one earlier didn't even peel it hewwww

Woiiiiiiii banana gang youngunnnn

Not a fresh gimmick anymore

Thank Woden! Not your shitty dead rabbi

excuse me sport, but I couldn't help but notice that I am CONsiderably richer than YOWW

its a cult film, its not ben hur