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embarrassing

Got the horn on

aren't they old now?

>nah mate reckon i could actually pull of a dora though if i wanted

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Stomach is an unfillable pit tonight. Keeps growling as well. Been shitting clear liquid all day too. Somethings amiss

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need to breed a yank gf

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unironically wearing a fedora

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soon is my most played song in itunes
cope

need some fibre lad

drink some vodka to balance you out

the last message i sent to the ex was 'im begging you please'

yea kevin shields looks like ben fraklin but bilinda butcher has aged well

penis hard ty peeing white soon

Deary me... Violently cringing at this

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ahhhhh think that's my sister

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Sucking a cherry tangfastic

see

beta male

don't care at this point im immune to embarrassment

JUST

chink cunt

got called a greasy creep in a nightclub

based post unironically but kin hell lad, get it together

Just bashed one off to this
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why chink?
they suck on cherries usually?

feeling enlightened by my own intelligence

Just saw homealone get flung out a tranny nightclub in brighton lads

felt like going over and caving his skull in but I decided against it and just called him a poof

everyone was going absolutely hysterical at my insult screaming "haha poof! havent heard that in YEARS haha u bent poofter poof"

>chicken_trap
Think I'll give this one a pass mate

>feeling enlightened by my own intelligence

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I never go to nightclubs man.
I have no friends to go with..
And those places are full of hoodlums

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the namefag doug is a chink mutt

doug is a virgin chink. notorious for making the most uninteresting posts here

why do bankers make so much money
all they do is shift numbers around on a computer, it's not real work

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Same especially when I'm atheist

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00:40
Tinder
Tanisha sent you a new message

rorke literally on the floor

Buckling at this

get in there

twitter.com/sexycendyy/status/1151083545907138561
based and trad

tanisha?
sounds,like an african name.

Why not its good

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"hey"

they keep the economy, and thus your life and society, ticking along

canny see

This reads like an Anal Cunt song

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youtube.com/watch?v=IjbRz6pI7KU

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nombulls out
rooooooooooooooooooo!

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Da joos but unironically

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in and of itself

190...

what kind a name is souha?
sound like an alien race from starwars

the thing and the thing in itself

virgin

ALERT ALERT TIM SITUATION CRITICAL

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youtube.com/watch?v=UDxnyrjM76g

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pwp grads start on £100k it's insane

i am a known moderate shagger

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im guessing arabic, either morocco or tunisia methinks

ten to one
you should be in bed

what is pwp?
PricewaterhouSecoppers?

its friday you fucking whopper

crazy to think he probably would have got away with it if he wasnt such a lazy cunt and atleast put her body in the neighbors bin instead of his apartments

190cm

if she started the convo without a kiss and then i replied without a kiss then she replied with a kiss and i replied with a kiss but then she replied without a kiss am i supposed to put a kiss?

>Jow Forums goes down for repairs
>Jow Forums is back online

and you are whiteh ?

*meows @ u*

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you dont shag
you dont shag

men shouldn't ever kiss, it's unbecoming

It's the weekend mate

yeah

>Tanisha
honeypot m8

beware of those arabs man.
her famiky ars terrorists probably

Perella Weinberg Partners

she looks very sweet

oi, frenchy, why aren't you out tonight

>t. Mossad

i only drink those cans of ipa with the cool designs on

i was, got home early tho, around 1am

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