>Be American
>Walk outside, there's a stray dog nearby
>Get shot
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Do Americans REALLY?
Be American
Nathaniel Wood
Ayden Gutierrez
Don't worry, they'll suspend him with pay while they investigate. He'll be back to work by Monday morning.
Thomas Turner
never would've happened if he had a gun
Brandon Gray
kek
Camden Thompson
lmao
Lincoln Jones
hmmm is seems that they really do
Caleb Jackson
it's gonna get awkward at the next union meeting
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Charles Wright
Are all American authorities absolute cunts for some reason?
Christian Cruz
Yes
Adam Carter
Fucking lmao
Oliver Gonzalez
>house not yet engulfed in flames
>leave the animals inside
why are americans like this
Alexander Phillips
All americans are fucked inside their heads. They're psychopaths
Jayden Rodriguez
Oh no no no
Joshua Turner
>Thank you for your service
Hahahhaha
Liam Hill
You have no idea how bad it really is
Andrew Brown
>shoots a woman dead and then casually tells her to get a hand on her dog
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
Nathan Gutierrez
I'm starting to think this is true
Samuel James
I mean this without an ounce of hyperbole when I tell you that each and every individual American citizen is fucking insane. From their conversion of religion into consumerism to their conversion of consumerism into religion, their cult-like worship of "freedom" which often is an an antithesis to freedom, every single one of them that experiences an ounce of power develops a god complex in seconds and they all have an ounce of power within arms reach in the form of a gun, everything about them screams mentally unwell.
Frankly, I blame the abundant levels of non-white admixture in their genes.
Blake Richardson
>dog comes
>WTF how dare
>starts shooting
Why do cops do that?
Asher Mitchell
Now that is ebin
John Rogers
OOOOH SAAAAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE
Luke Mitchell
When for centuries you have a government that actually wants legit retarded people don't be surprised you get some...
Most of Muricans posts on military vids are dead giveaway.
Robert Wood
>>Nuke em!!
Hudson Martin
I pet a dog the other day while he was resting in the sun but I must've spooked him because he jumped up and started barking at me, but I just stood there and he calmed down and came over and let me pet him once he realised I wasn't trying to kill him. If I did this in America, I would be dead, the dog would be dead and some random little girl across the street would probably be dead too.
Brody Gutierrez
After 5 weeks in this country I can 100% confirm this.
Cameron Anderson
They would have put out the fire for 1000 bucks maybe. There must be a law against doing this, otherwise they would have.
Xavier Cook
The cop had to act fast just in case the dog pulled a gun.
Also, if the dog had a gun this wouldn't have happened.
Tyler Ortiz
it's part of our hurritage
Ian Long
>That pic
Based. We truly are the heirs of Rome. Get fucked you filthy barbarians.
David Lopez
That's sad, aren't they obligated to help? I mean even if the family didn't pay the fee, what if the fire burned down another house or forest close by?
Tyler Wright
>We wasn't on their list
So people who actually paid the fee would need to wait for the operator to look up callers' names in their database before sending firefighters to rescue them from burning buildings
Isaiah Watson
You can replace the anarcho capitalist symbol with a merchant's and you'll have Americans and north Europeans giving you dozens of (you)s in no time
This is America
Christopher Foster
It would take literally seconds to check. What is the alternative? Give every dead beat free service?
Thomas Long
Saved, thank you for your service