You wake up in Kiev

You wake up in Kiev...

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How quickly would I be murdered if I started calling everyone there Russians?

real question is how fast would they suck your dick once they figure out you're from USA

Ukrainian women love that big American passport?

Why would they suck his dick

I’ve literally spent a night in the building to the right there. Kyiv is pretty chill.

no, they love the big western bank accounts.

>air filled with smell of burning tires and human flesh as my lynched body hangs from tree and is doused in petrol and set on fire

>Kyiv
>t. Taras Onopko

i have fun

I would be scared off getting aids

Fly to Minsk and get all the belarus bitches

After cleaning the cockroaches off me I charter a tour of Pripyat and fly home soon after.

Based, i always wanted to visit kiev. I'd live there for a month or two, then fly back to Chicago once I could afford it. I would enjoy it, atleast after the initial confusion and mindfuck of waking up across the world. How easy is it to join the criminal underworld there? Man ukraine is fucking based. They have the 2nd best enchilada and fundido in the world

Do you know hohols don't even have own Internet infrastructure? They use Russian Internet service and website like vk.

Nice.
Go get girls.
Take them to Latvia.
Start a family.

when 4chins became Russian?

Go back to Germany obviously

Since we elected drumpf, sweetie

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Good way to get HIV.

>Since we elected drumpf
Latvian hackers did.
Where is ''thank you" ?
Can't get double HIV.
Check stats for Russia,Ukraine and Latvia

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am i only one here who never visited own country's capital?

Most of u so poor u don't even have car and Ukraine road network is worse than some African cunts.

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is that the reason that Dyad'ko Yar sometimes post with ayy lmao flag?

yes i'm well aware of results from being a russian satellite for 30 years

Would I miss an organ after a night with some ukrainian hookers and blow?

>You wake up in Kiev...
Walk back to Russia.

Try not to step in AIDS as i walk back home

thats balkan thing

This, Kyiv and Lviv are top-tier cities, I always had a great time in Ukraine whenever I visited.

That hotel is trash

>thats albanian thing
Fixed

Cant argue with that. Location is 10/10, but the hotel is 2/10

I really have no idea what kind of stuff Kiev has for tourists but I suppose I will find out.

Palace, pretty Orthodox churches, qt architecture, Maidan, Podil, WW2 museum and giant metal whore. Might as well spend a day in Chernobyl also

Ah, again! Fine city though, been to a few european and american cities and Kiev is comfier than them. Probably because it's my hometown.

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Go to Russia asap