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the bump limit os 310 not 280 you dumb fucking chink

Brexit is a mistake,
But joining the EU was a bigger mistake.

based Doug making early news

How can I stop my pub watering down the tap and claiming it's Brexit's fault when he's really just being a jew.

Last year beer was bad for you, now it's good.
Last year wine was good for you now it's bad.
Fat was in, now it's out.
Meat was out, now it's in.
High carb was in, now it's out.

Nutritionists haven't got a clue. I'll adapt a famous saying:if you don't like the current dieticians advice, just wait a couple of years, it will be the opposite!

Thanks Boomerbook.

If you could have the empire back, would you want it?

order bottles

Anybody who listens to a nutritionist really only has themselves to blame

I'm awake

sucking a tranny

clowns

I'm not paying his jew bottle prices

Holy frick it’s thailad!!!

my elo rating in chess?
1600 on lichess, m'lady

Ebbin flow, my bro

morning /thai/ hows it foing

bring a distiller to the pub, pour your pint in, distill the desired amount of water out of the pint, demand he tops it off

Don't know if I should sleep or try to stay up lads

Best head to bed

there's no way you could possibly beat me

>Research from a 2017 United States study found the rise in prenatal scanning rates had coincided with a drop in the number of Down syndrome births.

>Data available at the time indicated the United States had an estimated termination rate of 67 per cent (1995-2011); in France it was 77 percent (2015); and Denmark, 98 percent (2015).

>"Do we want this in New Zealand? Do we want to have a Down syndrome free society? I don't personally, I don't want to be living in a place like that," Dymock said.

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How the hell am I supposed to find a girlfriend?

Namaste

It's the way of the world though. Only hardcore religious whites are going to keep non-normal babies and that's like 0.00000000000000001% of whites and they all live in Ireland.

Any defective foetus will be scraped out and sold for stem cells.

Look under the sofa, if you find enough loose change you can rent one

just be confident bro

Have you tried talking to girls?

>he doesn't have a gf

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>Do we want to have a down syndrome free society?

Maybe not entirely... We can use them as the minimum wage underclass

Yeah it's a weird issue. I come into contact with a lot of people with down syndrome due to my job and I don't have a problem with them but I'd personally choose the abortion if it was my kid

Might have some cheese from le fridge lads

cor imagine that
a dirt caste of benevolent orcs to do all the rubbish

anyone ever been to Serbia?

Isn't that basically the deltas from brave new world

no but ive been to montenegro

I went to school with a serbian refugee

>(Each caste is split into "plus" and "minus" members.)
>Alphas and Betas are at the top of the caste system, and perform the more intellectual jobs. Unlike the lower castes, Alphas and Betas are not clones, allowing for more individual personalities. Alphas wear gray, and Betas wear mulberry. Examples of Alphas include Thomas, Henry Foster, Mustapha Mond, Bernard Marx, Benito Hoover, and Helmholtz Watson. Some Betas included Lenina Crowne, Fanny Crowne, and Linda.
Gammas, Deltas, and Epsilons
>The lower three castes do more menial and standardized work. As a result, they are usually clones. When being decanted, processes such as oxygen deprivation are used to ensure predictable mental and physical traits in each caste (with Epsilons having the greatest degree of oxygen deprivation, resulting in the greatest degree of brain damage). Gammas wear green, Deltas wear khakis, and Epsilons wear black. Gammas, Deltas, and Epsilons are conditioned to serve the higher ranking castes (Alpha and Beta).
bliss
(me alpha)

its over nine thousandddddd

Why did you go there

Often get Serbia & Siberia mixed up

hahaha you goofball

One is full of ice and chinks the other is full of whores and gypsies

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Might actually read Brave New World, had the book for about a year but never got round to it.

don't remember i was there when I was 5 years old

ill be happy when the orange racist in the white house is gone

what if he's a serial killer and he's freaking out about the construction workers digging up the remains of his victims?

Ever been to suburban serbia? Haha

I don't think you can truly appreciate 1984, We and Brave New World unless you read them as an edgy teenager

doesn't seem likely but an interesting theory nonetheless.

wish doug would shut the fuck up

think i might have the flu haha
might get mum to call the boss tomorrow to say i can't come in because i'm too shy to do it myself

when i die i'm gong to heaven

Getting your mum to do it for you is somehow less embarrassing?

Posting from bed lads but I'm also tempted to have another slice of cheese

Hello lads

Once ordered a bag of carrot sticks from McDonalds via Ubereats and nothing else. The look on his face.

3d printer being a piece of fucking shit

Alri

Diabolical

I thought I was looking at some Scottish Islands before I read the realized it was China

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Good morning mate

Does anyone else want to ride the Caledonian Express with me from London to Edinburgh someday?

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>global warming totally isn't real guys

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Delivery fee must have been more than the bag

climate change is a bourgeois issue

I don't think anyone makes the claim that the world isn't getting hotter.

the world isn't getting hotter

Morning pal

Soy latina baby soy latina baby okay let’s party say ole

Ole!

I stand corrected.

Doing a gigathink

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is this the thread dedicated to the discussion of Britain and British culture?

no

Reckon it was hotter when earth was practically a ball of fire and nothing lived on it desu

3d printer doing my fucking nut in

What are you printing?

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Money

Toilberg wants me to go for an assessment before the end of the year to move me up to a salaried management position lads

Global warming is merely a red herring to distract us from the real problem: The global manipulation and gradual acceptance of homosexuality - or Global Faggening as I have taken to calling it.

forgot that money is literally plastic over there now. When they gonna change 20s?

Read that as Toilberg wants me assassinated

>normal people are currently in the process of waking up
>I'm currently in the process of going to sleep

Mind boggle

Don't know. Have used cash like three times in the past 12 months.
Stay awake now until 7pm

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picking up the pieces of my life

Mam refusing to buy paysafecards cause the paki shopkeeper told her they're used for gambling, keep telling her I'm using them on poo fetish porn sites that auto-renew credit cards but she won't believe.

I dig Dug.

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What about dogs

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Oh, but of COURSE! I love dogs. In fact, I'd call myself a "dog lover" or a dog person in general.
For a sample, I had three separate books on dogs as a kid and I only have one left because they all were worn paperback books I acquired at a local book store.

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Feel like I'm dying. Heart palpitations, fevers that come and go, limb weakness. All lasting for days, but recurring for several months now. Where were you when you realized it's all just a joke?

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i'm a white nationalist

Wakey wakey

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>Stay awake now until 7pm
doing this

It would be easy as hell to get laid in Hong Kong right now:
>walk around protests with a VICE shirt
>ask like you're a millennial Vice reporter making a documentary about Hong Kong protests
>find protester sluts who want notoriety
>fuck them in exchange for promising them face time in your fake documentary