I’m tired of being broke. someone teach me and give me pointers

I don’t want any handouts. I don’t to want to live like the rest of my family. i want better. Is anyone willing to give me some help or steer me in the right direction so i can do better? I simply want money to pursue the shit that’ll get me more money

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Buy Chainlink and wait until EOY. Not even memeing. That's literally it.

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got like something i can message you on so i can get all the details on what to do ?

take out a loan buy holo u will be millionare

No. Just open a coinbase account, buy ETH. Then open a Binance account and send the ETH to it to buy Chainlink. It's that easy. You'll also want a private wallet but I don't feel like getting into that right now.

whats holo? i’m new to cryptos beside the little knowledge i have on bitcoin. i also just want to throw out im not trolling, i’m dead broke and mad dumb with all of this

No discord or anything? do the sites make it relatively easy to transfer the currency?

Ask somewhere else, no one here knows what the fuck they're talking about

also what is EOY?

Join the military

i work in a warehouse
America
My education is some college. or simply hs grad
and im broke because once bills are paid i cant sleep soundly knowing that im too close to living paycheck to paycheck

is the chainlink usually double the price of Eth or relatively the same price?

how fucked up of a joke life is
people fell for the college meme and spend years in the debt and rat race system
literally all you have to do now is buy link
that's it

DO NOT BUY ETH

Fags here bought the dip, not realising that first mover advantage is gone, ETH has no scaling solution and is coming under pressure from more fiat pairings and platforms like EOS. Pic related, ETH is not a good buy right now. Bagholders want to dump on you, be smarter user

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I am about to red/black pill you into counter-oblivion, and tell you how to get rich by the next shemittah year, despite the odds weighing against you.

1. Live/mooch off parents/family for as long they let you
2. Work & Save money
3. Forget about a social life, your life is only for monetary purposes if you want to make it out the rat hole
4.Invest in decent crypto projects or trade shitcoins at good prices
5. Ignore opinions of normies about your current situation
6. ?????
7. Profit

sad how people still believe college is the way to go too

I’m not gonna lie captain but i don’t understand this so if you could break it down caveman like i would hopefully understand this and be able to make the right decision

The art of becoming wealthy is not achieved by making a lot of money, it is by not spending it. If you want a raise, it's far easier to drive a cheaper car than to get more money from your employer. Value your free time at least as much as you value your wage earning time. Don't get involved with a bad woman. A good wife will double your productivity, a bad wife will take half of it. Don't concern yourself with titles or status. Those come naturally by being a valuable person, but many think they can just buy the results. It takes a decade of diligent work to become an overnight success, don't try to get rich quick.

If thats what it takes then i’ll make sure to do it see my goals happen

i hear ya. i dont want the flashy stuff, i simply want to feel comfortable knowing that things are secured. who knows i’ll probably be able to go buy a car and not have to worry about the proce of insurance with the extra money

This. I've been putting away the equivalent of rent in my area for years and am so much better off than my peers with a negative net worth that fell for the college meme.

God, you really are the noobest noob I've seen in a while. I recommend you watch some "how to buy bitcoin" videos on youtube or something. Do some research so you know what you are doing before you spend any money or you could lose it.

So just to confirm, chainlink is a safe bet to invest in? also do i wait til the literaly end of the year to sell or the start of next year?

DYOR, desu. In short, though, it's airbnb for distrubted computing. They also have the best marketing image in terms of normie-appeal.

Don't be anti-education. For many college is a waste of time and money, but it doesn't have to be that way for you. You can transition from warehouse worker to skilled tradesman in 2 years with the right education. triple you salary and benefits and then have the money to pursue investments and what not. open your poorfag mind a little.

Holy fuck don't listen to these Chainlink faggots. It's a Jow Forums memecoin.

i was gonna research this a bit afterwards actually. but yea i will admit i am a noon to this. desperate times cause reckless actions which doesnt justify this but ehh.

Never gonna make it if you can't read & follow basic instructions.

thats the thing, i dont look down on trade schools too. they get straight to the point and teach you everything about whatever field you want to be in. college most of the time does not though

that is one of my many flaws. i’m alittle quick to repeat my same question.but your right

What's with all these fucking tripfags? Did someone on twatter or telenigger decide to talk about Jow Forums? Gonna need to start dumpung gore soon.

you seem like a decent person
here goes
- live below your means and dont be ashamed of it, people will follow someone who is confident in their frugality over someone buying shit to fit in
- take that money you save and invest first; if youre young 50/50 in simple ETFs like VOO and something high risk, crypto if youre into it
- realize that everything youre told in this world is advertising; suckers get sold, winners do the selling
- your invested assets in an index fund can generate a 4% sustainable withdrawal rate; get to 25x your annual expenses and you never have to work again
- once your holdings become 2-3x your annual income stop spending any time improving your job performance and start focusing all of your non-minimal-effort time on your potfolio

also, if you go the crypto way, a portfolio of xmr, xlm, btc and link is solid, reasonably diversified and has significant upside potential

firstly thank you, but i also have an issue kinda follow the majority part of what you said. i’m not to keen on trading and stocks. if you can further elaborate i would greatly appreciate it

Learn it yourself dude. Start by making a Coinbase account. If you really want to get out of your rut you can't rely on everyone spoonfeeding you.

This seems real so, all I can say is please dont buy chainlink. Its a biz meme, Google "chainlink meme" and youll see what I mean. Its basically the number 1 biz meme, if you read threads for a while youll see it come up often. It is not a good investment.

Out of curiosity, what did you do in college?

OP, listen to this user. You have no idea what you're getting into. This is the most cut-throat and unregulated AnCap market you can find save for some black market shit like drugs or human trafficking. You will get mercilessly dumped on if you just wander into this shit blindly. Stick with Coinbase for now and educate yourself on the tech.

mass communication, so i would be working for studios and radio stations if things worked out 100%

if it gets me further in life i’ll learn whatever i can to survive

You're not trading stocks, you're slowly buying in over the course of years
- Open bank account, put money in
- Open brokerage account with TDAmeritrade, Schwab or really any other
- Transfer funds to brokerage account
- Place limit order for a low cost ETF slightly below current price for that asset, it will fill by the end of the day
- Enjoy your lifelong ~7-10% returns on investment

That seems a bit obscure, cant really base opinion of higher education on that. In any case just promise me you wont buy link. In fact dont buy any non major coin until youve been here a while and seen the dumps that can happen. Crypto is not your path to free money. Given that you seemed keen to follow the poor advice of the first person to reply, id advise you to be much more cautious.

Shit man, you do seem like a decent guy but you're green as hell
Ive been thinking of putting together basic life skills videos on youtube/bitchute and i think this is the last straw
That people exist in this world without knowing these totally basic things is completely unfair; i fucking love winning but only in a fair fight
This information needs to be out there and easy to digest

Start with the bitcoin whitepaper and Youtube videos explaining how bitcoin works. You are quite literally at Square 1 right now.

You're probably giving OP the best advice in this thread.

i’ll try to be more cautious on these matters starting with researching as much as i can firstly. also i promise you i will not make any moves till i know the technique

i’ll check em out right now

You know the whole slow and steady wind the race quote? Same applies to investing. You admit you don't know alot about investing, so if you don't want to spend the time and effect researching stocks/crypto for higher gains but greater risk, passive investing in etfs and index funds are your best bet. The trick is to ride out tge lows and not sell until retirement. Many falter and sell, then lose money.

stay away from chainlink please dont be so fucking gullible for fuck sake
its literally a Jow Forums meme
the coin itself has a somewhat hard to understand background but just so much that a total newbie can totally fall for it without the ability to see how clearly obviously this chainlink stuff wont work...its literally a starter tier coin for noobs to lose money
do your fucking research learn from youtube videos and come back in a month

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isnt there a risk of thosetge lows failing too though?

That's not very nice, don't keep the link gains for yourself.

>Forget about a social life, your life is only for monetary purposes if you want to make it out the rat hole
This is so underrated, living a normie life will drain your resources quick...most people are overrated and learning to be happy solo is amazing advice.

Crypto is not much more than gambling.
Where will you find a bank that will loan you money to gamble?

There is risk of decline, but historically it has always grown 7% real returns. Usually, stocks are bad for short term sonce they can fluctuate so much which is why you invest in less riskier bonds as you approach retirement. The only way to lose everything is if the world collaspes into anarchy, which means retirement is the last thing on your mind.

How is it a meme when the team regularly updates their github and official partnerships with Accord, openlaw, zeppelin_os have been announced?

To the OP, invest 50% of your paycheck into VTSAX, the remaining 50% into LINK, XMR, BTC and hold for at least 3 years.

This.

Take whatever the minimum amount of money it'll take for you to care enough to pay attention to and put into BTC on coinbase, and watch what it does. Meanwhile study crypto and figure out how it works.

TA (Aka technical analysis) has value but it works on probability so even if the person doing the TA is smart and knows their shit, they can still end up getting fucked by probability.

Don't day or swing trade on coinbase.

Only invest what you can afford to lose, this will help you remain calm and avoid panic selling.

Understand that for the most part we are looking at at least two years before big gains.

Pay attention to what people believe in. I bought into link simply because I realize all the Jow Forumsfags aren't going to sell and that does actually matter.

If someone FUDs a coin by saying its gay (or other such insult) or da gubermint is gonna git u for it, don't listen. If they have complaints about its tech take that more seriously, but check that shit out yourself, people do lie on the internet.

Probably some other advice I'm forgetting but that should help.

We have IDs, no need to namefag my guy.
Also ETH is gonna crash, dont fall for it. Miniq is a good bet, but you cant beat cold hard metals