I've been living paycheck to paycheck for 2 years, I am supporting my girlfriend, a mutual friend...

I've been living paycheck to paycheck for 2 years, I am supporting my girlfriend, a mutual friend, and two children (one of them is mine). I was able to save up $500 in the past two years that I can spend how I please. I am putting it all into crypto, I would like to put it on the riskiest coin that still has a possibility of mooning. Please make me rich so I can get out of this shithole.

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LINE’s LINK token.

Not Chainlink.

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Why are you supporting a “mutual” friend? Fuck them off

>I am supporting my girlfriend, a mutual friend, and two children (one of them is mine)

Is larping as a cuckold a thing now?

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Buy HOLOCHAIN.
Make your girlfriend get a job.
Make the mutual friend get a job and pay rent.
sell the second child to Saudi business men for an undisclosed amount of Monero.

>I am supporting my girlfriend, a mutual friend,
Tell those dead beats to get a fucking job or get lost, the fuck is wrong with you user? what do they even do all day if they don't work?

BAT. Coinbase listing + only working product = your best shot.

REQ

IPSX my man. It's on Bibox. Certainly risky, but it's sitting at less than a $1.2 million dollar marketcap. It's also one of the few projects out there that actually needs blockchain. Very possible that you might see a 10-20x (that's a conservative estimate) in a bull market.

AXPR on Kucoin is also a good choice.

With your amount of money, don't waste your time buying shit that's already at a 100MM+ valuation. Also, don't buy LINK.

$LUX $TFD $BLUE 100 in each then 200 in a higher cap "surity" that you can sell to reinvest later. ALWAYS take profit do not HODL that is a fucking meme. Eg. Your coin has gained 100% In 2-3 days or less. Take profit because it's almost guaranteed to retrace.

HOLO is also a nice choice. It's shown that it has the potential to be super big. Good luck with your situation.

It's not a larp, cuck porn is the highest searched porn in several US states. We've been kiked to hell.

I assure you my life is no larp, and I am no "cuckold". I am more of a man than any of you, I stepped up to give a child a home.

They are some pretty influential local activists in my city, they are doing a good job, just not bringing in the big bucks right now.

What is the difference between Chainlink and Link, and why is chainlinks arcnonym LINK, pretty confusing.

I keep hearing LINK and HOLO, I think I will pick on of them.

What do porn searches have to do with you being an absolute cuck? Why the fuck are you supporting a "mutual friend" and a kid which isnt even yours if you live from paycheck to paycheck?

that's not true

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>They are some pretty influential local activists in my city, they are doing a good job, just not bringing in the big bucks right now.
The hell does that even mean? You're telling me they do "activism" as a full time non-paying job and expect you to foot the bill for all their living expenses? You are indeed a cuckold whether you know it or not.

>Supporting someone else's offspring
>I am no "cuckold", I am more of a man than you

Yeeeah okay buddy. Let me guess, your son, I mean your wife's son, is yours too? And that friend of yours is a "mutual" because he's friendly with your girl too huh? Literally a cuckold.

Kick them all out, except maybe your son. Buy some XRP while it's cheap and you'll make it. I kinda feel bad for you, wouldn't want to be in your shoes.

Kikes are winning. Every day I see BMWF in every ad. Then they wonder why we hate them so much.

This, dubs of truth. The feet is not just a meme

LINK is just a meme to trick newfags, Holo (HOT) actually stands a chance at being the next Ethereum

>Mutual friend and Gf full time (((activists)))
>He thinks they aren’t fucking while he slaves away at work
Yeah they’re active alright

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Holochain then boring old bitcoin

Spend as little as possible and put every single penny into index funds. By the time you're 30 you'll be close to retirement

Kek. Good work, OP. Not too subtle and not too blatant.

Go all in on REQ, it's still cheap enough for 500 burgerbux to make a difference

nice b8 cuck

Nimiq

fuck off faggot, you suck at larping

OP you should have just bought apple or amazon options. You should option trade if you want to try and get rich quick

>two years
>$500
I’m fucking broke but this is just pathetic. Holy shit b

Buy nike stock

Do yourself a favour and buy relex (rlx) the safest bet out there imo, still ground level.

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