Visiting this winter. We allotted $2000 to play with and be content if we lose it all

Visiting this winter. We allotted $2000 to play with and be content if we lose it all.

How do I make money?

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all on red.

Hire a hooker. Subcontract her out

>going to mafia run organizations

Learn to count cards or play poker.

Step out of your shitty little midwestern or europoor bubble and realize that real life is nothing like hollywood dramas.

go to fremont street and play blackjack and baccarat

Who's we? You and some friends?

Wife

rent kneepads to prostitutes

Ive been to vegas plenty of times
learn your history

cancel your trip.

The mafia stopped being involved in vegas a long time ago. It's actually mormons that run everything now.

MARCH MADNESS

Play craps pass line with max odds
Play poker
Count cards or any basic strategy blackjack that pays 3/2
Bet sports
Avoid everything else

Unironically this but only do it once.

Nice digits. I trust you.

Should I just put the whole stack on red?

Put it all on 3x december futures on bitmex. You'll have 20k by December 28 when the contract expires.

>quit when you're ahead
Someone in your group will get ahead at some point but they wont stop and will keep going until they lose.

blackjack or bacarrat is your best bet.

Also don't gamble on the strip. Shit odds. Every professional gambler plays on fremont street.

>what to do in vegas
>bitmex
>retard.jpg

I'd put it all on 00


odds are 1-35 so 35 times 2000. You do the math

If op wants to go to a meme city and throw 2k away thats fine. Why post about it here?