Best position

doggie style cuz I'm a nigger

the best position is whichever maximizes the loudness of her balls slapping against my ass

I like this one

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no that's too intimate and makes me uncomfortable

Suspended Congress is the best.

FUCK OFF, NORMIE

you on top and me in bottom, Finland :3

2 minute missionary before bed with the lights turned off for the purpose of procreation

>a jap talking about sex positions

based

based and checked

based

I bet you're that asian loving incel

I can tell you never had sex because this position is unpractical af, it's slippery and it will hurt your back, good luck getting it on in that position lmao, life is not a porno movie

what in the fuck are you on about?
I like it? Why does this enrage you?

God I want to do this to someone

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Mate you’re stupid a shit

t. Weak muscles

prone bone

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based mexibro

Even if you're strong it's just distracting and as he said, slippery. It's a porn position, not a good irl one.

Cowgirl if she’s hot and has nice tits. Doggy is she’s ugly

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it works better when she is holding on to your back

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Your mom on top

I think they laying on their sides Frenchanon look at the guys feet and leg posture

Same. prone bone
But I'm starting on missionary posture so I can kiss her

I know, I was just taking the piss at my Austrian friend

This but with full upper body contact and arm holding.

hot

There is no best position because variety of the best

Grille lying face down.

t. prostitute fucker.

Nah. My wife and i have sex standing up quite often

any position is the hottest
i just want to have sex

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>his feet

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Doggy style with wife

god i wish that were me (the girl)

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I don't like positions where participating people don't face each other, because then it's not intimate and just shallow fucking
idk, I prefer when they kiss or whatever AND fuck
yeah, they, because I'm a virgin

Mating press

hmmm
YEAH im gonna have to say fucking BASED.

>I prefer when they kiss or whatever AND fuck
also this, hottest shit ever
or at least i think it is
t. also virgin

fpbp

Me on top with her legs over my shoulders and holding her wrists over her head with one hand and the other one on her neck.

if shes not twisting in pleasure at this, put a pillow under her hips. Youre gonna own that pussy, believe me.

A meme, pretty uncomfortable in practice

Rip lower back.
Unless... The woman has femlet tier proportions and her knees don't touch the back of the bed
Zzz
Just put her on her hands and knees. It makes it easier to move her against your dick. Or is your dick SO small that 1cm of moving space is enough to jerk your dick?

That's what i do. The intimacy is the hottest part. Plus you get to see her face filled with pleasure.

bonus points for the occassional fingers in mouth

the gf (female) and I both like doggy style

A true man of culture too I see.

something like this (no bully please mods)

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or like this (no bully please mods)

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Based. It hits the women's g spot or something

Kys

Whatever position we do, I always put a thumb in her ass.

based

yes! that IS the best position!

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Love getting prone boned by my bf in bed

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I like this one, but both laying man on the woman, making out

THIS!

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this for me too

Based, hottest one

It's still the chaddest position

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Based virgins
Also based

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In what universe? Paying attention on balancing your weight on your hands and keep your back straight up, who the hell does that

That position, but with the man standing up is the best position actually.

is this better?

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same

Bit better. That's impractical for her, but who gives

Not really easy to move in this position, it's a pause or end-of-it position

i dont think the girl wanna see a hairy possibly sweaty butthole over her face.

spoken like a virgin freak

A woman would.

gpbp

Based

g?

Still a pain in the ass for the lower back

Clearly she has to move her crotch back and forth. Feels 10/10 but that's a rather inefficient position for that

semi-virgin here,(Ive only had sex 1 once) and I agree 100%

Yeah there can be a little movement but not very comfy

>Plus you get to see her face filled with pleasure.
this i have never seen ;_;

You would be surprised.

Missionary will be the default position for a couple of times when you get a relationship. You virgins are right about being able to kiss eachother and looking at eachothers faces. It's one of the best experiences ever. After that you practise more "degrading" positions such as cowgirl. Ultimately ending with the most based position of them all: doggystyle