Why are Euros so obsessed with us?

semen

we laugh about how stupid everyone in your country is
it's entertaining

Thak you for your service.

What's really entertaining is that it's you (Europe in general) who are forced to live with the long-term consequences of our war in Iraq (refugees from Syria/north Africa etc, the Arab spring and all the rest of it traces directly back to the Iraq war and could have been prevented). I'm surprised that Europeans aren't much angrier about this.

tl dr
you have some peanutbutter on your left tit btw

>Bomb brown people in the middle of the desert
>They blow up subways and kill in Europe

lmao

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Because laughing is healthy

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Basically

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There's that crafty Germany humor again

Because we love the hair of your dumbass president

Most of us Euros can't understand a society where you are free to do as you please, but are personally responsible for your actions. We have lived under the boot for so long. Yet I believe that deep down we are jealous of you guys which is why we talk about you all the time.

Because at the moment, you are the most powerful and geopolitally influential nation in the world.

There i said it. That's what you wanted to hear, wasn't it?

Seething germ with inferiority complex.

How amusing. Germ-many is a shithole.

This is top tier humor

most of the best colleges on earth are american

Right when I ran out of popcorn

your country doesnt matter

I am deeply offended by this racist statement